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Teitur — Catherine The Waitress
Album: The Singer
Avg rating:
4.3

Your rating:
Total ratings: 48









Released: 2008
Length: 3:55
Plays (last 30 days): 0
Catherine the waitress,
if you only knew where my mind is.
"Is there anything you'd like?"
If I could only tell you!
You haven't even noticed me,
but, oh you are so good to me!

Catherine the waitress,
I don't intend to seduce you.
I'm not a resident, I'm not a regular.
But if I lived here this would be my favourite bar!
Cross my heart and hope to die,
I'm not drunk, and I'm not high!

The accident happened one year ago,
according to the lines in my hand.
A requiem is playing behind my eyes,
but you don't see it, Catherine, do you?
Do you?

Catherine the waitress,
if you only knew where my mind is.
"Is there anything you'd like?"
If I could only tell you.
You haven't even noticed me,
but, oh you are so good to me!
Comments (15)add comment
Well, it's not horrible. Kind of catchy at some times.
What did I do to deserve this??{#Ask}{#Stop}

Toss it!
Oh, and the two idiots who gave this a 10 should be shot.  There's no justification for that kind of poor taste.
This is not a song.  This is torture.
This kind of song either becomes a novelty hit or is entirely ignored.
can we group together and buy him a one-way ticket back to the Faroes?

Is all his stuff that painful? that last 10 secs.....!!! eeekk...nearly jumped out the window!
It's Belle and Sebastian, if you added caffeine, and removed any sense of songwriting ability and pitch.
hmpf {#Yell}
That was....

It wasn't good.
Mix theme:
Last song (The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger) a Beatles rip-off, this one a Kinks rip-off.
Marimbas! Oingo Boingo meets Guster.
ca1vinandhobbes wrote:
Hah! I caught you revising!!
/Busted //Also revised my rating to a 2. Yuck.
Jamunca wrote:
First! Now I can write home and tell mom I finally amounted to something. Wootles!
Hah! I caught you revising!!
First! Now I can write home and tell mom I finally amounted to something. Wootles!