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Divinyls — I Touch Myself
Album: Divinyls
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Released: 1990
Length: 3:39
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I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
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It would have been great if Ethel Merman had done a of cover of this song.

Not that I want to picture it, but your can almost hear it, "I gotta tell ya!  I touch myself!"


Rest in Peace Chrissy.
On_The_Beach wrote:
Party on, Garth!
Panty on, Wayne!
Party on, Garth!
bbHappy wrote:
Repetition, sure, but excessive? No, I'd say just the right amount of repetition.
... oh cum on! :lol: steady!
g-rod wrote:
Then again, isn't masturbation all about excessive repetition? :think:
Repetition, sure, but excessive? No, I'd say just the right amount of repetition.
redshifted wrote:
Such a stupid song.
:yes: :wall: :puke: :sorry:
This song is definitely not getting any love from me!
Aw, what about "Get a grip on yourself"?
No we haven't Bill, :whipit: more!
araujokrl wrote:
where did physicsgenius go?
Who cares!
They use to request I dance to this in the club I worked....It was my signature song, and I loved it! Divinyls are divine! :cheers:
I'm spent.
After this song will RP play Violent Femmes "Big Hands" song?
when I feel down I want you above me CLASSIC!
Yes, it fits into the set, with "Steam" and "Mr. 5 Minutes." But I really don't care for it and I think its not a very good song.
This is my all time least favorite song. I did find myself chuckling when it was incorporated into an Austin Powers plot, though.
I imagine having needles poked into my eyes is only slightly worse than this...
where did physicsgenius go?
I can't help it, I still really like this song.
are you serious? :beat:
it seems to be wack off hour....
physicsgenius wrote:
I don't care about the "masturbation theme", I care about the excessive repetition. So you thought of one good line for a song--now think of about 15 or 20 more and you'll have a whole set of lyrics.
Then again, isn't masturbation all about excessive repetition? :think:
Ridiculous? ...frivoulous? Well I suppose so, but why not? Anyway, never having seen the video, I can only say that the imagined scenario inspired by her singing makes up for any lyrical or musical shortcomings of the recording!
Thoroughly ridiculous song. However, memories of the video almost make up for it.
mlsully7 wrote:
ugh...this song bites the big one.
Bites the big one, eh? :wink:
Painfully awful.....
oscar_driver wrote:
Is not about masturbation ,,, no way Oscar
Oscar, you are living in denial. This song don't make me feel like touching myself thou, but touching the hot chick that sang this song!!!
I don't care about the "masturbation theme", I care about the excessive repetition. So you thought of one good line for a song--now think of about 15 or 20 more and you'll have a whole set of lyrics.
Is not about masturbation ,,, no way Oscar
Hmmm, Turning Japanese and then I Touch Myself. A masterbation theme going here. Is Cindi Lauper's SheBop next?
AliGator wrote:
Hmmm. I guess it's the masturbation set on RP.
But what's next? :think:
It does work in this set, and I have to admit I put it on a recent party mix CD and this was the one that got EVERYONE up and dancing. Memories I guess.
All I see when I hear this song is Mike Myers strutting around rubbing his excessively (fake) hairy chest with his bad Austin Powers teeth...End result: does NOT make me want to touch myself.
You know, I don't think this song is about massage therapy. Or is it?
yup wrote:
This song seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. (Although I do enjoy Weird Al's cover of it in his immortal "Polka Your Eyes Out" medley.)
PYEO is awesome.
Hmmm. I guess it's the masturbation set on RP. :lol:
cute little number from an Austin Powers soundtrack - that's about it
Yes it is a dumb song, but it worked great in this set! Thumbs-up, Bill.
aaargh! ears.... bleeding....
ugh...this song bites the big one.
Weak. Audio Porn. Not even good audio porn at that.
\"I Touch Myself\" to \"Heaven Knows I\'m Lonely.\" Got it.
Such a stupid song.
Originally Posted by Draven: woo hoo I'm the first to comment :p
Damn! It woulda been me but I was touching myself.
This song seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. (Although I do enjoy Weird Al\'s cover of it in his immortal \"Polka Your Eyes Out\" medley.)
ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks Bill!!! :p
This a joke, right Bill?
woo hoo I\'m the first to comment :p