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Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
Some day you'll own a home
That's as big as a house
I know a fella
He eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls
Round the old golf course
You oughta see his wife
She's a cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney
And drinks like a fish
There's a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Ooh baby
It's a big old goofy world
Now Elvis had a woman
With a head like a rock
I wished I had a woman
That made my knees knock
She'd sing like an angel
And eat like a bird
And if I wrote a song
She'd know ever single word
Kiss a little baby
Give the world a smile
If you take an inch
Give 'em back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damn
You're never gonna be
As happy as a clam
So I'm sitting in a hotel
Trying to write a song
My head is just as empty
As the day is long
Why it's clear as a bell
I should have gone to school
I'd be wise as an owl
Stead of stubborn as a mule.
They wish they could be as silly and insightful as John Prine was.
"I have never heard this song before till right now. And I never realized how great and wonderfull john was as a writer. He is certainly gifted and a deep thinker. A shame the world doesn,t recognize him more and that includes me. He is a great writer and singer. " montezumameddie
"I wouldn't listen to him as a kid in the 70s because I thought he'd be another Bob Dylan folkie type. Don't bother flaming on, if you like bob right on, most folk music not my thing, but then around 90 or so I got turned on to John & pretty much went nuts for the guy. Then seeing him in an interview that sealed the deal. As wise, unique, non-judgmental and unpretentious as Johnny Cash and a true poet, song writer & artist. In fact one of the best songwriters for the last several decades! " redfishradical

Prine feels like a brother to me:
I feel like picking on him alot of times, but if someone else does it, I'll defend him tooth and nail.
Now thats a diehard Prine fan lol Don't know that I would go 90% but you are on right track. This is a whimsical song meant to be just what it is a bunch of cliches and John did a great job of it. From his serious songs like Sam Stone to ballads like Angel From Montgomery, and I could go on , he has showed his lyrical genius.
Interesting...I never realized it was nothing but cliches. "You learn something new everyday"

By the way: John's farts over the phone would have more artistic content than about 90% of the rest of popular music. In my humble opinion.

Now thats a diehard Prine fan lol Don't know that I would go 90% but you are on right track. This is a whimsical song meant to be just what it is a bunch of cliches and John did a great job of it. From his serious songs like Sam Stone to ballads like Angel From Montgomery, and I could go on , he has showed his lyrical genius.
Given the title of the song, it should not be surprising that the lyrics and/or rhyming patterns would seem somewhat child-like. Not my favorite song by Mr. Prine, but it's still a great one.
By the way: John's farts over the phone would have more artistic content than about 90% of the rest of popular music. In my humble opinion.













greetings, so many wonderful words for this wonderful music by so many wonderful musicians from all parts of our beloved planet,
I love the music, and in deepest gratitude to Bill and Rebecca,
BUT, I am always blown away and love to watch the slideshow with each and every tune - incomparable visual candy . . .
how on this earth to you do this? Jedi mind tricks?