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And would you call it to His face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
And yeah, yeah God is great
Yeah, yeah God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home
If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Heaven and in Jesus and the Saints
And all the Prophets
And yeah, yeah God is great
Yeah, yeah God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home
Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
Yeah, yeah God is great
Yeah, yeah God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home
Just tryin' to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make His way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome


Your irrelevant

It's funny that people hate on songs that make you think...
It seems that people 'thumb down' comments that comment on making you think on things that make you think.
Boy, this song holds up so much better than I ever would have given it credit for at the time. That guitar-tone is almost "godlike" all by itself, wow!
I Agree!!



There's an Anchorage in Kentucky. Who knew.
They also have a big river! The Ohio River.
Every time I hear this I can't help but think of the parody, "What if God smoked cannabis, hit the bong like some of us, drove a tie-dye micro bus and subscribed to Rolling Stone..."
Thx for the tip :D I didnt know that version, quite hilarious
Every time I hear this I can't help but think of the parody, "What if God smoked cannabis, hit the bong like some of us, drove a tie-dye micro bus and subscribed to Rolling Stone..."
Actually those would be much smarter, tongue in cheek lyrics than this pathetic trite.
Hallelujah... Yodelayheehoo
I love Joan. She made her bones in Standing in the Shadows of Motown
Joan Osborne: What becomes of the broken hearted? - YouTube
Sainthood granted.
Thanks for the recommendation. Just watched this. Fantastic!
Which tv show was that?
Joan of Arcadia of course.
this is not a great song, but i like it a lot. a guilty pleasure if you will
and if you like Joan of Arcadia, check out Early Edition.
Gods' To Do List:
1. Create Humans
2. Drown Most
3. Randomly Favor One Group
4. Kill Myself (For 3 Days)
5. HIDE!
6 Let the believers die of COVID since they won't get the vax
This is as insipid as "What I Am" by Edie Brickell. That's the best I can say about it.
Totally agree: equivalent leves of insipid-ness: i.e. none whatsoever!
what a truly awful song. shite lyrics, dreary
SPOT ON
I can't imagine having such poor taste in music - you would miss so much.
But I guess ignorance is bliss.
Not hard to imagine..... your living it
This liberal agnostic loved the tv show, was miffed when one of the few the intelligent programs on air was cancelled.
Which tv show was that?
Every time I hear this I can't help but think of the parody, "What if God smoked cannabis, hit the bong like some of us, drove a tie-dye micro bus and subscribed to Rolling Stone..."
Do you think he had a buzz
When he made the playtpus?
Also the singer on that parody sounds a whole lot like Joan Osborne.
Joan Osborne: What becomes of the broken hearted? - YouTube
Sainthood granted.


I can't imagine having such poor taste in music - you would miss so much.
But I guess ignorance is bliss.
You've provided plenty of evidence that you have no need to imagine such. It's almost adorable that you think you do.
I can't imagine having such poor taste in music - you would miss so much.
But I guess ignorance is bliss.


Who's the man with the beard and the halo?
Hello darkness my old friend . . .
I heard Joan at a Folk Festival live, and she just blew us away with her other songs. What a voice! It's too bad those don't get as much play as this one, which is probably her least favourite.
1. Create Humans
2. Drown Most
3. Randomly Favor One Group
4. Kill Myself (For 3 Days)
5. HIDE!
+1 to 7 based on this comment. LLRP
I've seen her a couple of times in concert, and am an unabashed fan. Best moment, at Yoshi's when I was entranced by her "Tangled Up In Blue" and, at the end, she stopped and said "Wow. That went someplace special."
Lots of good songs, and a really engaging performer. Worth your attention - even without "hits."
I'M wearing a mask and voting for Joe. Got a problem with that?

Who's the man with the beard and the halo?
the mid 90s ...thanks for reminding me RP......

The closed-minded conservative is triggered just as easily, as evidenced by your comment.
The difference between knowledge and faith is sometimes hard to understand.
Years ago the Episcopal archbishop of San Francisco said, "Faith is the opposite of certainty."
At great odds with many zealots' thinking. I have found that quote to be a foundation of my understanding, and it eloquently speaks to the "difference between knowledge and faith." It's all about opening your heart, not closing your mind.
The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
Straw Man Alert!!
"I gave you everything to make it work." George Burns in Oh God.
The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
The closed-minded conservative is triggered just as easily, as evidenced by your comment.
The difference between knowledge and faith is sometimes hard to understand.
BTW - God is a sadistic slob who lives in rainy Brussels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brand_New_Testament

1. Create Humans
2. Drown Most
3. Randomly Favor One Group
4. Kill Myself (For 3 Days)
5. HIDE!
Who's to say?
1. Create Humans
2. Drown Most
3. Randomly Favor One Group
4. Kill Myself (For 3 Days)
5. HIDE!
THANK YOU for this list.....I can't wait to slide this in to my next convo w/ the religious folks I know, just to piss them off...hehehehahahah….and I'm at a 6 on this one, not sure if I like it more and rate low cuz it's about god or what....Long Live RP!!
1. Create Humans
2. Drown Most
3. Randomly Favor One Group
4. Kill Myself (For 3 Days)
5. HIDE!
Stream of consciousness alert....
...The song says something that needs to be said. Beyond that, not much. Except for the sizable royalties she's pulled in over the years... there is that.
( phew, thanks RP... needed that. )
She didn't write this song, so her royalties may not be that sizable.
probably because the liberal rational atheist is correct
Um. No it's not.
Guitarist Eric Brazilian
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The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
probably because the liberal rational atheist is correct
This liberal agnostic loved the tv show, was miffed when one of the few the intelligent programs on air was cancelled.
The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
... never noticing that they were triggered, too
Yeah, but at least the muzzle is pointed in the right direction.

Kaw wrote:
The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
The liberal rational atheist is easily triggered.
nobody calling on the phone, except maybe the the pope in Rome~
yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah! What if God was one of us?"
"Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome"
Absolutely groundbreaking.
'Bout like "Says he's got a bad cough, wants to get paid off..."
Sometimes, it's just fun words.
"God"? I always thought she was saying "Todd".

You'll get no argument from me that some atheists are as over-the-top as some believers. All sides are only human and everyone is full of shit, but rather than grabbing some ball and running with it, I just accept that I simply cannot KNOW that there is a supreme being and I'm totally OK with that. I think that "believers" often confuse belief with knowledge — two very different things. To me, yeah, that's messed-up and the cause of uncountable conflicts between people throughout history.
SquiddlyDiddly wrote:
'Lack of belief is not dogma; that would be impossible' Really?. . . I guess you have never met a dogmatic Atheist then. . .
'Claiming you know something that you have no earthly way of knowing is just messed-up... on every level.' Really? Just because you don't know, doesn't mean the same for everyone. . . . just saying.
Stream of consciousness alert....
1-1=0. There is no need to carry The One.
Lack of belief is not dogma; that would be impossible. There simply is no real truth to defend.
If we had the real truth, we wouldn't need blind faith, we would just know -
like when we know that it's raining... not like when we know that it's going to be a good day. Ya know?
Claiming you know something that you have no earthly way of knowing is just messed-up... on every level.
I'd rather be accused of cynicism than of stupidity. The "I Doubt It t-shirt" beats the "I'm With Stupid t-shirt" every time.
The song says something that needs to be said. Beyond that, not much. Except for the sizable royalties she's pulled in over the years... there is that.
( phew, thanks RP... needed that. )
'Lack of belief is not dogma; that would be impossible' Really?. . . I guess you have never met a dogmatic Atheist then. . .
'Claiming you know something that you have no earthly way of knowing is just messed-up... on every level.' Really? Just because you don't know, doesn't mean the same for everyone. . . . just saying.

Glad my fellow listeners agree, from what the vote totals suggest.
You know, one thing I appreciate about the eclectic playlist is the ability to call up the lyrics, either here or the web and find out what they were actually singing/saying. True, some were over played in the past... But once in the past 30 days... Not too bad. And maybe it was when I was not listening. And as BillG just said: "Glad you are listening, whether you are exploring the lyrical connections, or just tapping your feet." Glad you are here, timmus.

Glad my fellow listeners agree, from what the vote totals suggest.
"Nobody callin' on the phone'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome"
Absolutely groundbreaking.
ROFL.. right you are about that "incredible poetry".
What a wimp.
That's no insult in my book. Simple and innocent and open-minded works well for me. If you've every been to a mass (as I had to during much of my childhood) you'll know that all the prayers and hymns and ritual really just add up to the simple expression "God is great".
I don't get the 67 sucko-barfos for this one - is it really that hateful? I wouldn't put it in the RP top 10, but it's listenable. Still, one listener's sucko-barfo is another's godlike, and long may that continue :)
As one of those yahoos who find this clever and deceivingly simple folk song as 'godlike', may I share a smile. :-)
What an incredible poetry right there!
"Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome"
Absolutely groundbreaking.
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WHY?
What an incredible poetry right there!

That's no insult in my book. Simple and innocent and open-minded works well for me. If you've every been to a mass (as I had to during much of my childhood) you'll know that all the prayers and hymns and ritual really just add up to the simple expression "God is great".
I don't get the 67 sucko-barfos for this one - is it really that hateful? I wouldn't put it in the RP top 10, but it's listenable. Still, one listener's sucko-barfo is another's godlike, and long may that continue :)
true
in fact (as a french speaker), i found this song not too bad, thanks to the guitar
i caught the "god' stuff at the beginning, but was not following the whole lyrics
i just have read it today, and it is better to not understand what she says.....
i still like the music, but nothing more....
sometimes iit's good to be ignorant ;-)
great idea.
Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph, this song sucks

Stream of consciousness alert....
1-1=0. There is no need to carry The One.
Lack of belief is not dogma; that would be impossible. There simply is no real truth to defend.
If we had the real truth, we wouldn't need blind faith, we would just know -
like when we know that it's raining... not like when we know that it's going to be a good day. Ya know?
Claiming you know something that you have no earthly way of knowing is just messed-up... on every level.
I'd rather be accused of cynicism than of stupidity. The "I Doubt It t-shirt" beats the "I'm With Stupid t-shirt" every time.
The song says something that needs to be said. Beyond that, not much. Except for the sizable royalties she's pulled in over the years... there is that.
( phew, thanks RP... needed that. )
I get your points but I've met plenty of atheists (especially contentious ones) who are not only dogmatic but also evangelical, of course not to the same extent of zealous religious folks. Dogmatic behavior is not only limited to people of faith. Also, equating faith with "stupidity" is a little biased and unnecessarily insulting; throughout history there have been very many extremely intelligent people who were religious. Anyhow, it's good to vent once in a while; have a drink or three and chill out with some tunes.

But this is my only gripe after an excellent 2-3 hours of varied music. Joan Osborne is always a sore thumb, can't we replace her with Ozzy?
The religious crazies diss it for not following their particular flavour of dogma. . . and the atheist crazies diss it for not following their particular flavour of dogma.
I love the track. Its brilliant on so many levels. . . not the least because it makes people think about their particular flavour of dogma.
Hurrah!
BTW. . . this song is obviously a 10. . . Godlike :)
Meh. The lyrics are just stupid and not that thoughtful or provocative. That's all. "What if God was one of us" is about as thought provoking as "what if a baseball were a football". If God was one of us, then he wouldn't be God. There's nothing challenging about the notion and it's more or less non-sensical.
I mean " 'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome"?
C'mon...
https://rgator.com/music/cannabisgod.m4a
The real version of this song is “What If God Smokes Cannabis?” and the proof in the pudding is in the recording:
https://rgator.com/music/cannabisgod.m4a and this is certainly the version that should be played on Radio Paradise!
The religious crazies diss it for not following their particular flavour of dogma. . . and the atheist crazies diss it for not following their particular flavour of dogma.
I love the track. Its brilliant on so many levels. . . not the least because it makes people think about their particular flavour of dogma.
Hurrah!
BTW. . . this song is obviously a 10. . . Godlike :)
Stream of consciousness alert....
1-1=0. There is no need to carry The One.
Lack of belief is not dogma; that would be impossible. There simply is no real truth to defend.
If we had the real truth, we wouldn't need blind faith, we would just know -
like when we know that it's raining... not like when we know that it's going to be a good day. Ya know?
Claiming you know something that you have no earthly way of knowing is just messed-up... on every level.
I'd rather be accused of cynicism than of stupidity. The "I Doubt It t-shirt" beats the "I'm With Stupid t-shirt" every time.
The song says something that needs to be said. Beyond that, not much. Except for the sizable royalties she's pulled in over the years... there is that.
( phew, thanks RP... needed that. )