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Posted: May 4, 2025 - 9:25am
GeneP59 likes to tell people about that time he hooked up with Julia Roberts. If only anyone could understand the language he made up to communicate with "dolphin-goose hybrid creatures".

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Posted: May 4, 2025 - 9:24am
SFW used to make a good living selling used romance paperbacks wrapped in cute little seaweed blankets.

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Posted: May 4, 2025 - 9:23am
The last time Veev had a friend, he kept it so secret that only he knew about it. But somehow the cops figured it out, and that's when Andy Dick took out a restraining order on him.

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Posted: May 3, 2025 - 10:21am
Why must I be like that? Bow wow wow yippee-yo yippee-yay.

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Posted: May 3, 2025 - 8:42am
VV wrote: SFW was once my best friend. Then one day he ate my dog. Now not so much. Dude, it was a Polish sausage, and there were 6 of them on the grill. Just pointing and saying 'dibs' means nothing. Gene ate "your" pretzel too, and you still suck up to him.

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Posted: May 3, 2025 - 7:09am
SFW was once my best friend. Then one day he ate my dog. Now not so much.

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Posted: May 2, 2025 - 12:05pm
Steeler tells people he's an agricultural consultant, but really he's an amateur manure afficionado.

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Posted: May 2, 2025 - 12:04pm
Maryte once dyed a man in Reno just to watch him get shot.

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Posted: May 2, 2025 - 12:03pm
Veev still calls his parole officer for permission to take a dump. Which is kind of sweet, except it's been twenty-five years now and that was never a condition of his parole.

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Posted: May 2, 2025 - 4:45am
winter would like to set the record straight that âYesâ he doesâ¦ in factâ¦ have a pot to piss in.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2025 - 8:25pm
oldviolin will not only fight for his right to party, but for yours, too. except he thinks the line is "right to park tea", and he thinks it's by the Beast Tea Boys, and excuse him he has to visit the powder room AGAIN.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2025 - 8:21pm
GeneP59's baloney had a first name, but his little brother ate it, ending the only real friendship he's ever had.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2025 - 8:19pm
fractalv's other hobby is sneaking into homes the night before Thanksgiving to take candid photos of sleeping cookbooks.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2025 - 8:07pm
Steeler likes to say "grugga big long drogue plaid spackle" and pretend it means something.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2025 - 8:06pm
Veev tried to sell a new fragrance called "Manly Man Muscle Man Stank". it was mostly sandalwood with notes of vegan leather, hippo semen, and his mom's shoes.

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