Did you hear about Red_Dragon converting to Hindu Buddhism?  He's betting that by following the Noble Eightfold Path he'll achieve true enlightenment and hopefully a next life anywhere but Oklahoma.  Namaste brother!    
 

Thoughts & prayers out to g_morph who once again is suffering from benign paroxysmal positional vertigo brought on by the change to daylight savings time.  If history holds, he'll be okay by Memorial Day.  Good luck, Spinner, and keep that football helmet on!

Coincidentally, buddy's last shower... will also be his first.

Veev considers it an accomplishment that he was number 1 for 4 years in a row. He was actually held back in the 1st grade for 4 years. Just accept his small achievements.

 buddy wrote:
 
I only shed twice a year, 6 months in spring and 6 months in autumn

(and it's autumn here )

Spring has sprung, time for haresfur's annual shedding season. Loaded up on vacuum cleaner bags at the hf household.

Veev can't shake those few extra pandemic pounds so he asked his doctor if he could have a "few unnecessary body organs" removed to lighten the load.  Rebuffed, he's pissed off and looking for a new doc.  Help a brother out?

geoff_morphini was going to sit down with a paralegal to discuss his will but wondered how the process would go what with the challenges of them not being able to move their limbs and all.

 Prodigal_SOB wrote:
 

I always aim for the kind of disheveled so people think I'm smart look. 

 geoff_morphini wrote: 

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 

All online. Socks don't matter anymore.

It's Friday and you know what that means...

buddy's wearing pants today!

NoEnz has been employed by ISIS to come up with an engaging mascot in an effort to help repair their public image.

Veev's dentist is always very impressed with his dental hygiene. His own that is, not Veev's.

Does anyone here remember NAF?   oh.. thought so... it's one of those rest homes.

Few people realise, the bitcoin elliptical curve digital signature algorithm is just a crude approximation of OldVs hand movements when he gets excited about eating lunch.

Let’s be serious for a moment. Whatever else you may think about Veev, the man has a really big heart.

So to clear it up, it’s two manboobs + the really big heart, not three actual manboobs.

There comes a day in the life of every man when he just doesn't feel up to the challenge. For Geomorph it is when he has to find matching socks before class.

Let me be the first to break the news....
 
buddy's plastic surgery was a complete success and he now has the butt-chin he always dreamed of.

islander is trying to find a replacement for his "Jitterbug" cell phone because he says the text on the screen is too small.