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Posted: Apr 6, 2022 - 10:21am
It's coming up on Thirsty Thursday and tomorrow at 9:30 AM Veev will be up at the neighborhood turf and burp explaining to convince all the local lovelies how perfect his French was on Hump Day...

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Posted: Apr 4, 2022 - 7:14pm
SWF has recently added one more item to his bucket list. Bitch slapping Chris Rock.

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Posted: Apr 4, 2022 - 7:07pm
I remember when me and manbird used to hang out and drink beers and he would take off his pants and tuck his junk behind him and waddle down the street shouting âLook everybody Iâm a girl!â and then his Mom would rush out of the trailer and yell at him for taking her beers. â¦good times.

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Posted: Mar 16, 2022 - 12:50pm
haresfur wrote: Did it swell up to the size of Veev's hemorrhoid? Damn near....!

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Posted: Mar 15, 2022 - 5:29pm
VV wrote: Best not to get manbird drunk. Otherwise he's liable to tell you the story of the time he got stung in the scrotum by a murder hornet. ...and believe-you-me nobody needs that visual. Did it swell up to the size of Veev's hemorrhoid?

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Posted: Mar 15, 2022 - 8:06am
Best not to get manbird drunk. Otherwise he's liable to tell you the story of the time he got stung in the scrotum by a murder hornet. ...and believe-you-me nobody needs that visual.

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Posted: Mar 15, 2022 - 8:01am
SFW was devastated when the Olympic Committee came back with a hard "No" on his idea of a adding a new event called Scissors Relay race.

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Posted: Mar 14, 2022 - 11:31am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: VV wrote: Manbird went to the interview confident but wondering whether perhaps he should have opted for a more formal business shirt. Don't speak metaphorically at the tattoo parlor or you'll end up with "a tattoo that says 'tattoo'." Maybe he's a Fantasy Island fan...

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Posted: Mar 14, 2022 - 11:20am
VV wrote: Manbird went to the interview confident but wondering whether perhaps he should have opted for a more formal business shirt. Don't speak metaphorically at the tattoo parlor or you'll end up with "a tattoo that says 'tattoo'."

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Posted: Mar 14, 2022 - 9:37am
sunybuny wrote: VV wrote: Manbird went to the interview confident but wondering whether perhaps he should have opted for a more formal business shirt. Or untinted glasses. Or even shirtless. Eeeeewwwww!!!

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Posted: Mar 14, 2022 - 7:01am
For the longest time geoff_morphini's "go-to" pick-up line was... "You know, I own my own shoes". But he recently switched it to: "Let's get out of here and go back to my place, I just finished making a batch of fresh deer jerky".

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 7:49pm
Vladimir Putin just stated on international TV that Veev is more of an ass kisser than Trump.

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 7:02pm
islander wrote: Astral, yeah, that's what those guys were calling me. Yep, giant astral

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 5:33pm
VV wrote: Unbeknownst to the rest of us, islander has quietly moved up the ranks of the United States Space Force to become an Astral Colonel. To celebrate he's buying us all drinks at the bar this weekend! Set your phasers to "phun"! Astral, yeah, that's what those guys were calling me.

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 4:28pm
"It's a gyp!" Cried Manbird. "Nobody asked me what I got for Christmas so I quit"! Meanwhile, back in the lurch...

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 4:25pm
Veev charged down the aisle and up to the podium where he grabbed the microphone and glared into the distant camera lens exclaiming, "I'm Gumby dammit!" Everyone in the cavernous room filled with Pokey aficionados politely oohed and ahhed. Strange misgivings in the land of Bazooka Joe...

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Posted: Mar 9, 2022 - 4:19pm
VV wrote: Manbird went to the interview confident but wondering whether perhaps he should have opted for a more formal business shirt. Or untinted glasses.

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