Radio Paradise

Posted: Sep 24, 2020 - 3:34am
buddy screens the "Police Blotter" section of his local newspaper in an effort to try and reconnect with family relatives.

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Location: Rocky Mountains
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 23, 2020 - 4:27pm
Once upon a time there was an idea that was Rome. Then Veev went & took a big old dump on it.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 - 12:35pm
The library called asking oldviolin when he would be done with the 1930 Farmer's Almanac that he checked out in 1929.

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Posted: Sep 21, 2020 - 7:40am
Look SWF! Stop sending us your dick pics!!! ....AND FOR THE LAST TIME... NO, YOUR PENIS ISN'T PRETTY!!!!!

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Location: Seattle
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 8, 2020 - 5:50pm
VV wrote: Ever since being outed as a "Swiftie" islander no longer commands the respect in his Ratt facebook group that he once had. I've been on the outs with them ever since trivia night when I guessed "dead or alive" to answer "who sang 'round and round'?"

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Posted: Sep 8, 2020 - 2:29pm
haresfur claims that The Edge came to him in a dream and called him a "wanker" before he proceeding to destroy his favorite Star Trek action figure.

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Posted: Sep 8, 2020 - 2:25pm
SFW wants you all to know that... of all the pandemics he's lived through... this one is his most favorite-ist!

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 11:52am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: After a couple of "hard seltzers," Veev likes to go to the City Pound and yell "Let's Go!" at the dogcatcher. Robitussin and Crystal Pepsi

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 9:08am
After a couple of "hard seltzers," Veev likes to go to the City Pound and yell "Let's Go!" at the dogcatcher.

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:57am
Ever since being outed as a "Swiftie" islander no longer commands the respect in his Ratt facebook group that he once had.

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:53am
geoff_morphini's Yeti tracking skills have resulted in him discovering 3 unrelated Italian men with profuse back hair living in his woodshed... ...but no Yeti.

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:48am
buddy is proud as a peacock to have been featured prominently in this month's issue of "Momma's Boy".

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:47am
Over the years kurtser has accumulated a knapsack full of illegally removed mattress tags in an effort to try and boost his "street cred".

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:44am
Contrary to the the "fight or flight" response that most humans have when confronted with a life threatening situation... oldv's natural response is to assume the fetal position and cry.

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 7:41am
haresfur's family claim to fame was that his mom once won a ribbon in the county fair in a "Spit for Distance" contest.

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 5:40am
VV wrote: SFW realized later that he "beefed" his last job application when he listed arson as one of his ~~hobbies~~. INTERESTS That HR guy didn't get the semantics, either.

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Posted: Aug 20, 2020 - 5:36am
SFW realized later that he "beefed" his last job application when he listed arson as one of his hobbies.

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 9, 2020 - 1:10pm
VV wrote: For $5 SFW will prank call your boss with fake COVID-19 results. It's a living. "Test positive today, follow-up test Negative" has been lucrative.

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Posted: Aug 9, 2020 - 10:09am
For $5 SFW will prank call your boss with fake COVID-19 results.

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