The Mother Monster Matrix is the new evolution in web technology. Not a mere "website", mind you. It's a pure Javascript program with no predetermined content. What can it do? Impossible to answer! The proper question is: What can it NOT do?
Oh yeah, I invented/ created/ pulled-my-hair-out-over it all by me lonesome.
And here's the best part: instead of trying to profit from it, I wanted to use it to change the world. I turned down an offer to start a business with it, and I EULA'd it so that Lady Gaga has complete dictatorial control over it.
Oh yeah, I'm insane. Like a rabbit.
Whatever. Google it. Download it. Use it. The world will thank you.
I'm wonderfully homefree in LA, and I've got nothing better to do than mind&%$# the mindless.
I'm hiring fearless radicals devoted to world peace.
You can find me days in/around UCLA's Ackerman Union and nights @ the corner of LeConte & Gayley.
Trust me, I'm awesome.