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âIt called the Capitol âa temple,â Greene said. â thinks that place is a church, and she calls it a sacred place. I cannot vote for a bill that calls the Capitol âa temple.â That is one of the most evil places; horrible things happen there. They attack Godâs creation and wipe out male and female. Itâs a place where they make abortion legal and fund it to kill over 62 million people in the womb. That is not a temple. And if it is a temple, God is not in that temple.â
â MTG

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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 23, 2020 - 12:11pm
Proclivities wrote: Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done. - Ernie Kovacs Brilliant comedian - his TV show broke all kinds of ground. c.

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 22, 2020 - 1:39pm
*“Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems.”* -EPICTETUS

KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male

Posted: Mar 12, 2018 - 1:09pm
“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg” Foghorn Leghorn

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 3:45pm
"Model # NR96 isn't hydraulic, said nobody ever" - oldviolin, 1984

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 1:11pm
"I don't think she ever really figured it out." Joe Biden

DaveInSaoMiguel

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Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male

Posted: Oct 12, 2014 - 2:33pm
Stephen Wright - "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."

Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: Jun 18, 2014 - 6:49am
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -Fred Allen

DaveInSaoMiguel

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Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male

Posted: May 5, 2012 - 7:19am
"When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face." - Rodney Dangerfield

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female

Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:45am
JCF wrote: If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all ! I don't get no respect.! Rodney Dangerfield. Very funny dude. I was too young to really appreciate him at his peak, but he was funny as hell!

Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:42am
Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done. - Ernie Kovacs

JCF

Posted: May 4, 2012 - 9:39pm
If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all ! I don't get no respect.! Rodney Dangerfield. Very funny dude.

Umberdog

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Location: In my body.
Gender: Male

Posted: May 4, 2012 - 4:24pm
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male

Posted: Apr 9, 2012 - 1:09pm

Quotes from a book I’ve been reading… “1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California” from my two favorite comedians…

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Senator Barbara Boxer

“As many of you know, I come from San Francisco. We don’t have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one- it’s a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to the Agribusiness Club of Washington, July 24, 2006

And everyone thought that Dubya was the comedian.

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: Jan 30, 2012 - 11:30am
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

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Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 12, 2011 - 10:10am
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. ~ Robin Williams

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Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 11:49am
Banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend," your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? ~ Alan King

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:15pm
Skaterella wrote: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers damn pendulous foreheads.

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Location: jrzy
Gender: Female

Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:10pm
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan

Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:13am
justlistening wrote: emo is great mfaraday When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips

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