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Name My Band - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 9:30pm
 
Live Music - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 9:26pm
 
Chicago 25 Or 6 To 4 - kurtster - Jun 21, 2021 - 9:18pm
 
2020 Elections - Manbird - Jun 21, 2021 - 7:46pm
 
What Makes You Laugh? - Coaxial - Jun 21, 2021 - 7:17pm
 
what the hell, miamizsun? - miamizsun - Jun 21, 2021 - 3:20pm
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 1:51pm
 
If not RP, what are you listening to right now? - Steely_D - Jun 21, 2021 - 12:11pm
 
Poetry Forum - Steely_D - Jun 21, 2021 - 12:09pm
 
RP App for Android - krilok - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:49am
 
Lyrics That Remind You of Someone - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:21am
 
• • • BRING OUT YOUR DEAD • • •  - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:20am
 
Remembering Duane Allman - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:14am
 
Radio Paradise Comments - GeneP59 - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:12am
 
Counting with Pictures - Proclivities - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:12am
 
Things You Thought Today - oldviolin - Jun 21, 2021 - 8:07am
 
Vinyl Only Spin List - kurtster - Jun 21, 2021 - 7:06am
 
King Crimson - ColdMiser - Jun 21, 2021 - 6:55am
 
Positive Thoughts and Prayer Requests - Coaxial - Jun 20, 2021 - 8:03pm
 
Movie quotes used as life's truisms - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 20, 2021 - 5:35pm
 
Mixtape Culture Club - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 20, 2021 - 5:24pm
 
YouTube: Music-Videos - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 20, 2021 - 5:21pm
 
The Grateful Dead - Ohmsen - Jun 20, 2021 - 2:34pm
 
Race in America - R_P - Jun 20, 2021 - 2:29pm
 
songs that ROCK! - Ohmsen - Jun 20, 2021 - 1:00pm
 
Mozart Reincarnated - Too Many Notes - Ohmsen - Jun 19, 2021 - 11:39pm
 
In the Know - ScottN - Jun 19, 2021 - 6:05pm
 
Graphic designers, ho! - Coaxial - Jun 19, 2021 - 4:48pm
 
Great drummers - JrzyTmata - Jun 19, 2021 - 10:17am
 
Jazz - Proclivities - Jun 19, 2021 - 9:21am
 
Today in History - Red_Dragon - Jun 19, 2021 - 6:19am
 
The Obituary Page - Ohmsen - Jun 18, 2021 - 11:34pm
 
COVID-19 - R_P - Jun 18, 2021 - 10:29pm
 
Play the Blues - oldviolin - Jun 18, 2021 - 6:42pm
 
RP app for MacBook Pro 16 not compatible? - gtufano - Jun 18, 2021 - 11:29am
 
Music documentaries - R_P - Jun 18, 2021 - 10:37am
 
Great Old Songs You Rarely Hear Anymore - Proclivities - Jun 18, 2021 - 9:23am
 
Republican Party - rgio - Jun 18, 2021 - 5:34am
 
Country Up The Bumpkin - oldviolin - Jun 17, 2021 - 6:52pm
 
Climate Change - Red_Dragon - Jun 17, 2021 - 6:32pm
 
Derplahoma! - Red_Dragon - Jun 17, 2021 - 4:27pm
 
OBAMACARE - Lazy8 - Jun 17, 2021 - 4:12pm
 
Pernicious Pious Proclivities Particularized Prodigiously - Red_Dragon - Jun 17, 2021 - 2:53pm
 
How to stop autopaly in iOS - gtufano - Jun 17, 2021 - 2:51pm
 
New Music - R_P - Jun 17, 2021 - 1:50pm
 
Talk Behind Their Backs Forum - VV - Jun 17, 2021 - 10:13am
 
Post your favorite 'You Tube' Videos Here - Red_Dragon - Jun 17, 2021 - 10:06am
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - oldviolin - Jun 17, 2021 - 9:17am
 
Media Bias - sirdroseph - Jun 17, 2021 - 4:50am
 
Museum Of Bad Album Covers - yuel - Jun 17, 2021 - 12:25am
 
Putin Owns Trump - rgio - Jun 16, 2021 - 2:31pm
 
Joe Biden - R_P - Jun 16, 2021 - 12:14pm
 
Evolution! - R_P - Jun 16, 2021 - 9:56am
 
Last gas price paid? - NoEnzLefttoSplit - Jun 16, 2021 - 4:43am
 
Trump Lies™ - kcar - Jun 15, 2021 - 7:02pm
 
bummed - Red_Dragon - Jun 15, 2021 - 3:50pm
 
Trump - R_P - Jun 15, 2021 - 1:52pm
 
Insane-looking Lawyers - rhahl - Jun 15, 2021 - 11:55am
 
Military Matters - Red_Dragon - Jun 15, 2021 - 5:04am
 
What Did You See Today? - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 14, 2021 - 5:27pm
 
What Did You Do Today? - KurtfromLaQuinta - Jun 14, 2021 - 5:25pm
 
DQ (as in 'Daily Quote') - oldviolin - Jun 14, 2021 - 4:39pm
 
• • • Clownstock • • •  - kcar - Jun 14, 2021 - 3:25pm
 
The Global War on Terror - Ohmsen - Jun 14, 2021 - 2:40pm
 
Bad Poetry - GeneP59 - Jun 14, 2021 - 2:13pm
 
The war on funk is over! - rhahl - Jun 14, 2021 - 12:41pm
 
It's fine - Lazy8 - Jun 14, 2021 - 7:42am
 
punk? hip-hop? metal? noise? garage? - rhahl - Jun 14, 2021 - 5:53am
 
What is the meaning of this? - rhahl - Jun 14, 2021 - 5:32am
 
The Geek Thread - Proclivities - Jun 14, 2021 - 5:04am
 
2022 Elections - haresfur - Jun 14, 2021 - 12:33am
 
Graphs, Charts & Maps - R_P - Jun 13, 2021 - 9:05pm
 
Kodi Addon - Ohmsen - Jun 13, 2021 - 2:40pm
 
China - R_P - Jun 13, 2021 - 2:31pm
 
Lounge - Chill-Out - Down-Tempo - Steely_D - Jun 13, 2021 - 1:45pm
 
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Manbird

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Location: Krakatoa, East of Java
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 28, 2021 - 6:04pm

“It called the Capitol ‘a temple,’ Greene said. “ thinks that place is a church, and she calls it a sacred place. I cannot vote for a bill that calls the Capitol ‘a temple.’ That is one of the most evil places; horrible things happen there. They attack God’s creation and wipe out male and female. It’s a place where they make abortion legal and fund it to kill over 62 million people in the womb. That is not a temple. And if it is a temple, God is not in that temple.”
– MTG
Ohmsen

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Location: Hermania
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 24, 2020 - 1:07am

Fruit fies like a banana. ~ Groucho M.
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Location: Bastrop
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 - 12:11pm



 Proclivities wrote:
Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs

 Brilliant comedian - his TV show broke all kinds of ground.
c.


miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 - 1:39pm

“Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems.”

 -EPICTETUS
KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: Mar 12, 2018 - 1:09pm

“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg”   Foghorn Leghorn
Manbird

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Location: Krakatoa, East of Java
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 3:45pm

"Model # NR96 isn't hydraulic, said nobody ever"

 - oldviolin, 1984

miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 23, 2016 - 1:11pm

"I don't think she ever really figured it out."

Joe Biden
DaveInVA

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Location: In a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male


Posted: Oct 12, 2014 - 2:33pm

Stephen Wright - "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 18, 2014 - 6:49am

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-Fred Allen


DaveInVA

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Location: In a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA
Gender: Male


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 7:19am

"When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face." - Rodney Dangerfield
hippiechick

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Location: topsy turvy land
Gender: Female


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:45am

 JCF wrote:
If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.

 
I was too young to really appreciate him at his peak, but he was funny as hell!
Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: May 5, 2012 - 6:42am

Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done.
   - Ernie Kovacs




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Posted: May 4, 2012 - 9:39pm

If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all !   I don't get no respect.!          Rodney Dangerfield.    Very funny dude.
Umberdog

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Location: In my body.
Gender: Male


Posted: May 4, 2012 - 4:24pm

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
~ Robin Williams
KurtfromLaQuinta

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Location: Really deep in the heart of South California
Gender: Male


Posted: Apr 9, 2012 - 1:09pm

Quotes from a book I’ve been reading… “1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California” from my two favorite comedians…

 

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Senator Barbara Boxer

 

“As many of you know, I come from San Francisco. We don’t have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one- it’s a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to the Agribusiness Club of Washington, July 24, 2006

 

And everyone thought that Dubya was the comedian.


Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jan 30, 2012 - 11:30am

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
    - Mel Brooks
rmgman

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Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 12, 2011 - 10:10am

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. 
~ Robin Williams 

rmgman

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Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 11, 2011 - 11:49am

Banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend," your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? 

~ Alan King 



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Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:15pm

 Skaterella wrote:
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers
 
 damn pendulous foreheads.
Skaterella

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Location: jrzy
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 10, 2011 - 4:10pm

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers

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