Trump ain't no Fonz, but he for damn sure has jumped the shark.
If you waited in line in 110F heat to hear Donald Trump Super Genius speak in Las Vegas last night, this was your reward:
"...and it must be because of MIT my relationship to MIT very smart because I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now under water and there's a shark that's approximately ten yards over there by the way lot of shark attacks lately notice that lot of shark attacks I watched some guys justifying it today WELL THEY WEREN'T REALLY THAT ANGRY THEY BIT OFF THE THE YOUNG LADY'S LEG BECAUSE of the fact that they were they were not hungry but they misunderstood what sushi was these people are great he said there's no problem with sharks they just didn't really understand a young woman's tsswimming (sic) now we really got decimated in other people too a lotta sharks so I said THERE'S A SHARK TEN YARDS AWAY from the boat TEN YARDS over here do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking water goes over the battery the boat is sinking do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because I will tell you he didn't know the answer he said you know nobody has ever asked me that question I said I think it's a good question I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water but you know what I'd do if there's a shark or you get electrocuted I'll take electrocution every single time I'M NOT GETTING NEAR THE SHARK so we can end that we can end it for boats we're gonna end it for trucks..."
Trump's sharks vs batteries speech is a masterwork of oration, right up there with Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and Roosevelt's Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself.
Yeah, we should totally put this guy in charge of stuff like nuclear weapons again. Great idea.
You better show up, folks. I mean it.
~Jim Wright
Believe it or not...this story was told last year... at which point people evaluated the "logic" of the choice. As you'd expect, the shark is the only real danger in this scenario.
And they say Joe Biden is dangerous without his teleprompter. Amazing to see Trump's initial reaction is to blame someone and say he's not paying their bill... details and facts aren't really important.
Trump ain't no Fonz, but he for damn sure has jumped the shark.
If you waited in line in 110F heat to hear Donald Trump Super Genius speak in Las Vegas last night, this was your reward:
"...and it must be because of MIT my relationship to MIT very smart because I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now under water and there's a shark that's approximately ten yards over there by the way lot of shark attacks lately notice that lot of shark attacks I watched some guys justifying it today WELL THEY WEREN'T REALLY THAT ANGRY THEY BIT OFF THE THE YOUNG LADY'S LEG BECAUSE of the fact that they were they were not hungry but they misunderstood what sushi was these people are great he said there's no problem with sharks they just didn't really understand a young woman's tsswimming (sic) now we really got decimated in other people too a lotta sharks so I said THERE'S A SHARK TEN YARDS AWAY from the boat TEN YARDS over here do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking water goes over the battery the boat is sinking do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because I will tell you he didn't know the answer he said you know nobody has ever asked me that question I said I think it's a good question I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water but you know what I'd do if there's a shark or you get electrocuted I'll take electrocution every single time I'M NOT GETTING NEAR THE SHARK so we can end that we can end it for boats we're gonna end it for trucks..."
Trump's sharks vs batteries speech is a masterwork of oration, right up there with Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and Roosevelt's Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself.
Yeah, we should totally put this guy in charge of stuff like nuclear weapons again. Great idea.
Am looking forward to the colourful commentary here when Hunter Biden goes to trial.
Hunter Biden is a recovering drug addict who is not running for any political office.
Maybe you should pay a little more attention to the bloated, demented, mascara-wearing FELON who tried to overthrow the US government. At this point he's a zombie who can only focus on what people supposedly did to him.
And of course you are going to sing the praises of the justice department now as well right? As well as noting the very proper common sense limits on 2nd amendment rights to own a gun?
:yawn: whatever
we now return you to our regularly scheduled logic-free diatribes
