Radio Paradise

Posted: Oct 10, 2012 - 12:40pm
New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour. Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now!!!

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: Sep 20, 2012 - 1:12pm
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion, fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot! Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard! Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly into eyes.

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:52pm
Manbird wrote: Purchase 2 Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filters before Monday the 24th and send in the boxtops with a self-mutilated envelope. Hurry! Supplies are limited to the first 100 callers! Operators are standing by. Make OV.

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:49pm

hobiejoe wrote:

No, don't tell me - my post is really important to you and one of your highly trained monkeys operators will post a reply as soon as they stop scratching their arses become available.

Purchase 2 Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filters before Monday the 24th
and send in the boxtops with a self-mutilated envelope. Hurry! Supplies are limited to the first
100 callers! Operators are standing by.

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:48pm
Manbird wrote: miamizsun wrote: now that's service is it true you're making house calls now? Call us for ALL your Knikken Knokken Kneeds. We'll beat our competition to death or 10% off your next Knikken Knokken order! And remember! Knikken Knokken gift cards are the perfect gift for the whole family! please make mine a double and throw in an extended warranty

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:46pm
miamizsun wrote: now that's service is it true you're making house calls now? Call us for ALL your Knikken Knokken Kneeds. We'll beat our competition to death or 10% off your next Knikken Knokken order! And remember! Knikken Knokken gift cards are the perfect gift for the whole family!

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:45pm
Manbird wrote: Thank you for contacting Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter. No, don't tell me - my post is really important to you and one of your highly trained monkeys operators will post a reply as soon as they stop scratching their arses become available.

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:43pm
Manbird wrote: Thank you for contacting Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter. now that's service is it true you're making house calls now?

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:39pm
hobiejoe wrote: Oi! That's my bloody toothbrush. If you've used it to clean your uvula again your glottal is going to be stopped like it's never been stopped before, buster. Thank you for contacting Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter.

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:36pm
Manbird wrote: Do-it-yourself. Or don't... who cares!!! Oi! That's my bloody toothbrush. If you've used it to clean your uvula again your glottal is going to be stopped like it's never been stopped before, buster.

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:30pm
hobiejoe wrote: Bloody typical. Turns up now with all this advice. Where were you on March 5th, eh? And what have you done to Frank Sidebottom's eyes? Do-it-yourself. Or don't... who cares!!!

hobiejoe

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Location: Still in the tunnel, looking for the light.
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:23pm
Manbird wrote: Knikken Knokken Tip of the Day: Here's one way to do something. Or you can do it the other way. Bloody typical. Turns up now with all this advice. Where were you on March 5th, eh? And what have you done to Frank Sidebottom's eyes?

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: May 19, 2012 - 5:15pm
Knikken Knokken Tip of the Day: Here's one way to do something. Or you can do it the other way.

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: Mar 4, 2012 - 4:27pm

buzz

Location: up the boohai

Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 8:10pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I have a feeling you might not have seen this. I also am giggling to myself as I imagine you and Buzz watching it... giggle on, bro ${#Dancingbanana_2}$ this is why i dont do video. all the great ideas have been taken.

lily34

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Location: GTFO
Gender: Female

Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 8:00pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I have a feeling you might not have seen this. I also am giggling to myself as I imagine you and Buzz watching it... i didn't see it!! and this may be the most f'd thing i've seen. ever. i had to share. thank you

Umberdog

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Location: In my body.
Gender: Male

Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 7:50pm
It's like... something by Billy Burroughs. Just not as gay.

Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 7:44pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I have a feeling you might not have seen this. I also am giggling to myself as I imagine you and Buzz watching it... It's one of the better internet videos I've seen in a while - for one viewing. The soundtrack choices were interesting.

bokey

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Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 5:26pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I have a feeling you might not have seen this. I also am giggling to myself as I imagine you and Buzz watching it. . . WTF?

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male

Posted: Feb 25, 2012 - 5:03pm
Beaker wrote: Best comment on the YouToob page: "I don't get the part between 0:01 and 3:17. " "Ladies and Gentlemen: The Internet."

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