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Manbird
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Mar 28, 2021 - 6:04pm |
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âIt called the Capitol âa temple,â Greene said. â thinks that place is a church, and she calls it a sacred place. I cannot vote for a bill that calls the Capitol âa temple.â That is one of the most evil places; horrible things happen there. They attack Godâs creation and wipe out male and female. Itâs a place where they make abortion legal and fund it to kill over 62 million people in the womb. That is not a temple. And if it is a temple, God is not in that temple.â â MTG
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cc_rider
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Sep 23, 2020 - 12:11pm |
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Proclivities wrote:Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done. - Ernie Kovacs
Brilliant comedian - his TV show broke all kinds of ground. c.
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miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
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Sep 22, 2020 - 1:39pm |
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“Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems.” -EPICTETUS
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KurtfromLaQuinta
Location: Really deep in the heart of South California Gender:
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Mar 12, 2018 - 1:09pm |
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“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg” Foghorn Leghorn
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Manbird
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Dec 23, 2016 - 3:45pm |
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"Model # NR96 isn't hydraulic, said nobody ever" - oldviolin, 1984
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miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
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Dec 23, 2016 - 1:11pm |
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"I don't think she ever really figured it out."
Joe Biden
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DaveInSaoMiguel
Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:
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Oct 12, 2014 - 2:33pm |
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Stephen Wright - "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Jun 18, 2014 - 6:49am |
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -Fred Allen
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DaveInSaoMiguel
Location: No longer in a hovel in effluent Damnville, VA Gender:
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May 5, 2012 - 7:19am |
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"When I was a kid my acne was so bad that blind people kept trying to read my face." - Rodney Dangerfield
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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May 5, 2012 - 6:45am |
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JCF wrote:If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all ! I don't get no respect.! Rodney Dangerfield. Very funny dude.
I was too young to really appreciate him at his peak, but he was funny as hell!
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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May 5, 2012 - 6:42am |
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Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well-done. - Ernie Kovacs
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JCF
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May 4, 2012 - 9:39pm |
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If it weren;t for pick-pockets,I'd have no sex life at all ! I don't get no respect.! Rodney Dangerfield. Very funny dude.
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Umberdog
Location: In my body. Gender:
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May 4, 2012 - 4:24pm |
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams
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KurtfromLaQuinta
Location: Really deep in the heart of South California Gender:
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Apr 9, 2012 - 1:09pm |
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Quotes from a book I’ve been reading… “1001 Greatest Things Ever Said About California” from my two favorite comedians… “Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” Senator Barbara Boxer “As many of you know, I come from San Francisco. We don’t have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one- it’s a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to the Agribusiness Club of Washington, July 24, 2006 And everyone thought that Dubya was the comedian.
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Jan 30, 2012 - 11:30am |
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
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rmgman
Location: North of the Pinelands in NJ Gender:
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Aug 12, 2011 - 10:10am |
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. ~ Robin Williams
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rmgman
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Aug 11, 2011 - 11:49am |
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Banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend," your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? ~ Alan King
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Aug 10, 2011 - 4:15pm |
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Skaterella wrote:"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers
damn pendulous foreheads.
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Skaterella
Location: jrzy Gender:
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Aug 10, 2011 - 4:10pm |
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"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. ..." Nigel Powers
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Aug 10, 2011 - 4:13am |
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justlistening wrote:emo is great mfaraday
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips
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