Oh, chemistry is rare
Fucked me on the stairs
For once in my life, I didn't care that I was scared
Who would see the beast livin' inside me?
It's creepin' up, I'm sweepin' up
All of these things that I have done
Things that I have done
Things that I have done, oh
Oh, I am well aware
With that burning stare
If this ends like all things do, I have come prepared
I have clipped a leash and left you by the tree
And in the yard, you're keepin' guard
You're right where you need to be, oh, oh (oh, oh)
But don't you feel a little stuck
Every time we're out of touch?
I will dig up what you hide
Crying doesn't suit you well
Don't you know I'll never tell a soul about our secret life?
Secret life
Secret life
Secret life
Oh, inside of the house
The cat chases the mouse
Your mother looks and says
"Some things we just don't talk about"
You better watch your mouth
Don't let yourself get proud
Don't let yourself forget the message left inside the couch
(One, two, three, four)
But don't you feel a little stuck
Every time we're out of touch?
I will dig up what you hide
Crying doesn't suit you well
Don't you know I'll never tell a soul about our secret life?
Secret life
Secret life
Secret life
Oh, down the drain you go
You poor, unfortunate soul
You got yourself involved with someone you really didn't know
What I'd like to do
Is make a deal with you
Make a deal with you
Make a deal with you
Make a deal with you
Make a deal with you
Make a deal with you
With you, with you, with you, with you, oh
Ooh, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
Chemistry is rare
Chemistry is rare, oh, yes, it is
Chemistry is rare, oh
Oh-wee-aw