Tyler Childers — Eatin' Big Time
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Length: 4:42
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One, two, three, four
I wasn't braced and kissed my face with the scope of my rifle
I had shot it from a blind, as in you'd be blind not to see
That there's a man in the doorway of a motherfuckin' mansion
Aiming at the feeder where you'd sat to take a feast
That's what I said, that's what I did
And it did not cut one corner
As I carved that fat-neck-mother right down to the bone
I let him hang for several days
And then I cut off hide and scriffin'
I cut it thin, then throw it in a Tupperware to soak
I fried some pieces while I worked
It tasted like I'd made it
Fried in Wagner casted butter in a quiet country place
With albums gold and platinum overflowin' to the ceiling
Eatin' big time is a feelin' with the friends that I have made
Keep my time on my Weiss
Ye goddamn right, I'm flexin'
'Cause a thousand-dollar watch is fine enough flex for me
Have you ever got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars?
It runs for 40 hours, and then it winds itself to sleep
It's fought for like a bitch, and it's a bitch to keep it goin'
When they ain't nobody knowin' any prayer you've ever sang
See me now, I'm on the sow, and I'm ridin' to your city
Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty, ain't she witty, ain't she great?
Ain't she great, ain't she grand?
In my world, she's irreplaceable
I'm her surfboard in the kitchen
My blessings come in waves
She's my rebirth, she's my lemonade
My gravy and my biscuits
Mama, I've been out there hunting
I'ma need you to make a plate
She pets my head and whispers
You poor thing, you must be famished
I just knew that this would happen, I got all the fixin's made
I'll get tick-full 'fore I ever pull myself off of this table
Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty? Just rollin' in the shade
Eatin' big time in the holler, ain't it lovely, ain't it great?
I wasn't braced and kissed my face with the scope of my rifle
I had shot it from a blind, as in you'd be blind not to see
That there's a man in the doorway of a motherfuckin' mansion
Aiming at the feeder where you'd sat to take a feast
That's what I said, that's what I did
And it did not cut one corner
As I carved that fat-neck-mother right down to the bone
I let him hang for several days
And then I cut off hide and scriffin'
I cut it thin, then throw it in a Tupperware to soak
I fried some pieces while I worked
It tasted like I'd made it
Fried in Wagner casted butter in a quiet country place
With albums gold and platinum overflowin' to the ceiling
Eatin' big time is a feelin' with the friends that I have made
Keep my time on my Weiss
Ye goddamn right, I'm flexin'
'Cause a thousand-dollar watch is fine enough flex for me
Have you ever got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars?
It runs for 40 hours, and then it winds itself to sleep
It's fought for like a bitch, and it's a bitch to keep it goin'
When they ain't nobody knowin' any prayer you've ever sang
See me now, I'm on the sow, and I'm ridin' to your city
Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty, ain't she witty, ain't she great?
Ain't she great, ain't she grand?
In my world, she's irreplaceable
I'm her surfboard in the kitchen
My blessings come in waves
She's my rebirth, she's my lemonade
My gravy and my biscuits
Mama, I've been out there hunting
I'ma need you to make a plate
She pets my head and whispers
You poor thing, you must be famished
I just knew that this would happen, I got all the fixin's made
I'll get tick-full 'fore I ever pull myself off of this table
Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty? Just rollin' in the shade
Eatin' big time in the holler, ain't it lovely, ain't it great?
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Yeah, for some reason (other opinions?) I had this rated at a 6, but after listening to it today, I moved it to a 9. Must be how I'm feeling now. :)
Gets a 7 for the organ solo alone! Fun country tune.
What the heck is this?! I love it!
Love it, and most of what Tyler does. Not sure why the early low scores for a song with a great beat and an awesome message. Tyler is bucking the trends of today's country music scene. Keep it going!