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Steve Earle — Telephone Road
Album: El Corazon
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Released: 1997
Length: 3:37
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My brother Jimmy, my other brother Jack
Went off down to Houston and they never come back
Mama wasn't gonna let her baby go yet
But there ain't nobody hirin' back in Lafeyette
I'm workin' all week for the Texaco check
Sun beatin' down on the back of my neck
Tried to save my money but Jimmy says no
Says he's got a little honey on Telephone Road

Chorus:
Come on come on come on let's go
This ain't Louisianna
Your Mama won't know
Come on come on come on let's go
Everybody's rockin' out on Telephone Road

Telephone Road is ten miles long
Fifty car lots and a hundred honky-tonks
Jukebox blastin' and the beer bottles ring
Jimmy banging on a pinball machine

Chorus

Mama never told me about nothin' like this
I guess Houston's 'bout a big as a city can get
Sometimes I get lonesome for Lafeyette
Someday I'm goin' home but I ain't ready yet

Chorus
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This guy has released a fantastic collection of well written country rock / alt.country songs throughout his career. Always worthy of a listen even at a 7!
Posted 2 months ago by GarrySR07    [ Reply ]
The great and the good Steve.
Posted 5 months ago by GingerandMe    [ Reply ]
took hearing EmmyLou's cover of "Goodbye" for me to find Steve Earle - that tune still gets me,  and am grateful  to hear his music regularly on RP
Posted 8 months ago by xcranky_yankee    [ Reply ]
I gave this CD as gifts back in the day...and went to Houston to find Telephone Road.

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Posted 1 year ago by rezadent    [ Reply ]
 Dahlia_Gumbo wrote:

I was hooked on Steve Earle long ago, and I I love his lyrics and his music, and his politics.




He really is great but his politics suck.
Posted 1 year ago by jelgator    [ Reply ]
This whole album is a Desert Island Disc for me. Damn, i'm going to need a big island!
Posted 1 year ago by richard237    [ Reply ]
I was hooked on Steve Earle long ago, and I I love his lyrics and his music, and his politics.
Posted 1 year ago by Dahlia_Gumbo    [ Reply ]
Not the same song for sure but I've always loved Galway Girl. 
Posted 2 years ago by reallylost    [ Reply ]
Saw him live on Long Island a couple of years ago.  First introduction to him.  I was HOOKED
Posted 3 years ago by naomin    [ Reply ]
This might be my favorite Earle song.  I love the droll vocals, the deep sax for bass, and the hammond.   Just so complete.  Great one, RP!
Posted 3 years ago by CWKeeney    [ Reply ]
 DW4554 wrote:
Anything less than 9 is blasphemy.
 

Music is so subjective.  It's not that I don't like the song, it's "decent", but I can't understand at all why someone would think it's 9-worthy.
But that's just me.  if you think it's that good, then great ! Enjoy.
Posted 3 years ago by bluefrog    [ Reply ]
 DW4554 wrote:
Anything less than 9 is blasphemy.
 
amen to that brother DW4554 ...
Posted 3 years ago by arserocket    [ Reply ]
Anything less than 9 is blasphemy.
Posted 3 years ago by DW4554    [ Reply ]
Hard to type while I'm boppin' along to this tune! Kinda reminds me of The Travelling Wilbury's
Posted 3 years ago by deighv7712    [ Reply ]
Posted 3 years ago by zaebb    [ Reply ]
 jelgator wrote:

So true.  What a wasted resource
 
I had XM in a GM vehicle. I listened to a 3 day preview... I couldn't believe the artists and entire genres that were missing. 
Posted 4 years ago by Triquel67    [ Reply ]
 dublanica wrote:
The harmony sounds like it could have been a Traveling Willbury's tune.
Nice stuff.
 
The backing vocals are The Fairfield Four. Legendary in their own right.
c.
Posted 4 years ago by cc_rider    [ Reply ]
 Allimo wrote:
never heard this guy before - bloody marvelous{#Bananajam}
 
Wait until you hear Copperhead Road


Posted 4 years ago by radioparadise9    [ Reply ]
 BCarn wrote:

Ya, Sirius XM is so damn repetitive and like cable TV, most of the stations are crap. If we could select 10 of our faves for a reduced price I'd consider subscribing but Radio Paradise is waaaaaaaaaaay better.
 
So true.  What a wasted resource
Posted 4 years ago by jelgator    [ Reply ]
 dublanica wrote:
The harmony sounds like it could have been a Traveling Willbury's tune.
Nice stuff.
 
Nice catch....maybe SE should create a super-group and call it the Stationary Paperboys or something.  And I'm slowly liking his tunes on the RP 'base more and more...LLRP!
Posted 4 years ago by lizardking    [ Reply ]
Quite likeable!
Posted 4 years ago by dublanica    [ Reply ]
 Skydog wrote:
a few years ago i had XM radio in my car
Steve Earl had a weekly show and it was great
he would pick a year from the past
and play music from that year
always adding his take on the music and the times
or he would do a whole artist for a show
and play music by others relating to the subject

anyway, i miss his show and a couple of others 
but no work for me
no need for XM
 
 
Ya, Sirius XM is so damn repetitive and like cable TV, most of the stations are crap. If we could select 10 of our faves for a reduced price I'd consider subscribing but Radio Paradise is waaaaaaaaaaay better.
Posted 4 years ago by BCarn    [ Reply ]
The harmony sounds like it could have been a Traveling Willbury's tune.
Nice stuff.
Posted 4 years ago by dublanica    [ Reply ]
Rating to me today a weak 7  we'll see ...   3 
Posted 5 years ago by Tomasni    [ Reply ]
Anyone hear Books About UFOs?
Posted 5 years ago by mitykc    [ Reply ]
Any Steve song should be a 8 or above
Posted 5 years ago by jp33442    [ Reply ]
Love this great ballad! Steve Earle nails it, IMO.
Posted 6 years ago by Carl    [ Reply ]
a few years ago i had XM radio in my car
Steve Earl had a weekly show and it was great
he would pick a year from the past
and play music from that year
always adding his take on the music and the times
or he would do a whole artist for a show
and play music by others relating to the subject

anyway, i miss his show and a couple of others 
but no work for me
no need for XM
 
Posted 8 years ago by Skydog    [ Reply ]
9! Great to play before going out and getting a little crazy. 
Posted 8 years ago by mobboss    [ Reply ]
 bseib wrote:
Never been to Lafayette, Louisiana (LFT), but my luggage visited there once rather than coming home to Indiana (LAF). :-)

 
Flying used to be such fun. Now you're crammed together with heaving humanity if you're lucky, and one odd moment from a full body-cavity search if you're not. 
Posted 8 years ago by kcar    [ Reply ]
never heard this guy before - bloody marvelous{#Bananajam}
Posted 8 years ago by Allimo    [ Reply ]
really like it {#Bananajam}
Posted 9 years ago by markus333    [ Reply ]
Never been to Lafayette, Louisiana (LFT), but my luggage visited there once rather than coming home to Indiana (LAF). :-)
Posted 9 years ago by bseib    [ Reply ]
Unless I miss my guess, in a decade or so, maybe longer, Earle will be recognized as an American treasure—for his honesty, lyricism, and the uniformly high quality of his output.
Posted 9 years ago by WonderLizard    [ Reply ]
 joelbb wrote:
This is OK, but definitely shitkicker music.  Don't know about the road he's talking about, but Telephone Road in Houston is deep in the heart of Kountry KIKK's demo.

 
Yes, well, that would be why this gets a '10' from me.  More SE please!


Posted 9 years ago by alux    [ Reply ]
This ain't Louisiana and your mama won't know.
Posted 9 years ago by cayenne    [ Reply ]
 joelbb wrote:
This is OK, but definitely shitkicker music.  Don't know about the road he's talking about, but Telephone Road in Houston is deep in the heart of Kountry KIKK's demo.

 
You say that like it's a bad thing...

He IS talking about Telephone Road in Houston. 
Posted 9 years ago by cc_rider    [ Reply ]
 Dahlia_Gumbo wrote:
I am very biased on favor of anything by steve earle.
 
...... which is not a bad thing :))
Posted 10 years ago by Peter_Bradshaw    [ Reply ]
One of RP's first songs and one of my first Radio Paradise Favorites playlist additions. Still going strong and a favorite while many others have faded away.
Posted 10 years ago by Carl    [ Reply ]
I am very biased on favor of anything by steve earle.
Posted 10 years ago by Dahlia_Gumbo    [ Reply ]
 EssexTex wrote:

Yep and one of the strippers has a false leg....ya'll should see her pole dance.


 
Doesn't that make every dance of hers a pole dance by default?
Posted 10 years ago by djengs    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Nobody dancing in my guesthouse!
Not at all special for the ears!


 

they have no heart
Posted 10 years ago by oldfart48    [ Reply ]
 solrac wrote:

stingrey, you have to much anger in your heart! 

 

and no taste in music
Posted 10 years ago by oldfart48    [ Reply ]
Did we just hear Bill announce the time - a quarter to six?
Funny - cause it's a quarter to six here, too.
Sitting here together, finishing our breakfast before rushing to work enjoying RP as every day.
Greetings from Austria,
Robert and Eve 
Posted 10 years ago by erw2    [ Reply ]

Hey!  My ex sister-in-law (whom I dearly love) has lived off Telephone Road for 25 years, in Pearland.  And I think she would agree when I say, "It ain't real purdy down thataway."  Flat as a pool table, too.


Posted 10 years ago by unclehud    [ Reply ]
So many closed-minded folks posting angry comments. It's a song about a kid from Louisiana moving to Houston and liking life in the big city. {#Sunny}

Ease up, Led Zep will be on after awhile. {#Wave}
Posted 11 years ago by toterola    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
STUPID!!!
 
stingrey, you have to much anger in your heart! 
Posted 11 years ago by solrac    [ Reply ]
This is OK, but definitely shitkicker music.  Don't know about the road he's talking about, but Telephone Road in Houston is deep in the heart of Kountry KIKK's demo.
Posted 11 years ago by joelbb    [ Reply ]
 merkin_muffley wrote:
It's ok, but rather hear Copperhead Road if its on the playlist.
 
Yes it is on the playlist, thankfully! Last Play: Aug 08, 2012 - 23:45
Posted 11 years ago by mrtuba9    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
STUPID!!!
 

don't be so hard on yourself
Posted 11 years ago by DD rabbi_phil    [ Reply ]
gotta' be my favorite Steve Earle song, saw him last month and sadly I have to report that he didn't do this one.
Posted 11 years ago by jim1964    [ Reply ]
STUPID!!!
Posted 11 years ago by Stingray    [ Reply ]
It's ok, but rather hear Copperhead Road if its on the playlist.

Posted 11 years ago by merkin_muffley    [ Reply ]
Very American...
Not his best song but I like it!
Please play more Steve Earl.
Posted 11 years ago by vanmas    [ Reply ]
Telephone Road is Earle's. Telegraph Road is Knopfler. 
And to judge by the consistency of his/her comments, Stingray doesn't like ANYTHING RP every offers up. A constant, stuck-groove refrain written in Crap Minor. 
Posted 11 years ago by kingart    [ Reply ]
Wow.  Now we're into a second set of what sounds like country music to me.  Boo.
Posted 12 years ago by hschlossberg    [ Reply ]
Gee, no it doesn't look anything like that at all.  Where are the bars, the icehouses, the shacks, the shotgun houses, the burnouts, the dives, the cheap furniture stores and the industrial debutantes  (aka working girls)? This below looks like somebody cares.  Nobody on Telephone Road gives a ________.

 Liz    (north of I-10) 

 toterola wrote:
Telephone Road is ten miles long
Fifty car lots and a hundred honky-tonks... {#Dancingbanana_2}

 lathyris wrote:
This is the picture I sent to the City of Houston last week for what I want Telephone Road to look like:



Let's just say it doesn't look anything like that right now :)
 
 


Posted 12 years ago by LizK    [ Reply ]
 Stingray wrote:
Nobody dancing in my guesthouse!
Not at all special for the ears!

 
Perhaps you need lessons from Romeo?

Posted 12 years ago by TerryS    [ Reply ]
 kingart wrote:
No doubt about it, Earle's a great songwriter. Further to RP's penchant for linking tunes by theme, music, lyrics, or title, it seems logical that this should be followed by Dire Strait's Telegraph Road. 
 

Except we ain't got 14mins 18 seconds.........do we?
Posted 12 years ago by TerryS    [ Reply ]
Nobody dancing in my guesthouse!
Not at all special for the ears!

Posted 12 years ago by Stingray    [ Reply ]
Hey, I was born on Telephone Road!

(ok, actually born in a hospital and brought home to a little apartment on Telephone Road)

Posted 12 years ago by cyesp    [ Reply ]
No doubt about it, Earle's a great songwriter. Further to RP's penchant for linking tunes by theme, music, lyrics, or title, it seems logical that this should be followed by Dire Strait's Telegraph Road. 
Posted 12 years ago by kingart    [ Reply ]
What a well-turned song!
Posted 12 years ago by Carl    [ Reply ]
Steve Earl is RAD!!!  Not his best song ... But he and his story and cause is just too cool.
Posted 12 years ago by whtahtefcuk    [ Reply ]
Some days you're in the mood for a Steve Earle song and some days you're not. Luckily for me, today I am!   : )
Posted 12 years ago by On_The_Beach    [ Reply ]
Telephone Road is ten miles long
Fifty car lots and a hundred honky-tonks... {#Dancingbanana_2}

 lathyris wrote:
This is the picture I sent to the City of Houston last week for what I want Telephone Road to look like:



Let's just say it doesn't look anything like that right now :)

 


Posted 12 years ago by toterola    [ Reply ]
this song is quite boring. 3.
Posted 13 years ago by Huey    [ Reply ]
Excellent and tasty;particular the Chorus, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon Let's Go...etc..

Posted 13 years ago by pk53    [ Reply ]
But there's good Thai Food down Telephone Rd. KANOMWAN...yummy.

 lathyris wrote:
This is the picture I sent to the City of Houston last week for what I want Telephone Road to look like:



Let's just say it doesn't look anything like that right now :)

 


Posted 13 years ago by htowncoog    [ Reply ]
man, I like this song a lot.
Posted 13 years ago by jim1964    [ Reply ]
...but I love you Suzanne...
Posted 13 years ago by Jelani    [ Reply ]
This is the picture I sent to the City of Houston last week for what I want Telephone Road to look like:



Let's just say it doesn't look anything like that right now :)

Posted 13 years ago by lathyris    [ Reply ]
So many great comments on this board, eg lmic & Businessgypsy.  I LOVE RP!!!
Posted 13 years ago by kaybee    [ Reply ]
 toterola wrote:
Oh, yeah: Steve Earle is the real deal. Him and Billy Joe Shaver. Peace.
 
He is the real deal, and then some. Talk about hard roads, Billy Joe Shaver has walked down them all. And lived to tell about it, no small feat. Nice to know he's got fans out there...  Peace.

Posted 13 years ago by cc_rider    [ Reply ]
 lmic wrote:
 
El Dia de los Muertos as interpreted by Lynda Barry.{#Cheesygrin}

 

The original source of those images is the Mexican game Loteria.
Posted 13 years ago by Proclivities    [ Reply ]
Yowza, there is no place to hide on RP! This is a great comment Businessgypsy! There are so many things that I don't like....yet
 Businessgypsy wrote:
Yeah, and what's up with that Ernest Hemingway guy? Couldn't write a matchbook cover. Just checked your favorites. Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Nick Drake, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash. You're a Steve Earle fan, just don't know it yet. The beautiful writing will get you when you least expect it.
 


Posted 13 years ago by fatcatjb    [ Reply ]
 lmic wrote:
 
El Dia de los Muertos as interpreted by Lynda Barry.{#Cheesygrin}

 

I've never heard this song before but I like it - I like Lynda Barry too!
Posted 13 years ago by twitterpated    [ Reply ]
 Carl wrote:
I have this and just noticed the detail in the cover art — pretty morbid!
  
El Dia de los Muertos as interpreted by Lynda Barry.{#Cheesygrin}

Posted 13 years ago by lmic    [ Reply ]
This is one of my faves of his....I grew up not far from Telephone in the Big H
Posted 14 years ago by Randomax    [ Reply ]
jhorton wrote:
How does this guy keep getting recording deals?
Not hearing an ounce of talent here. But then, I never do....
Yeah, and what's up with that Ernest Hemingway guy? Couldn't write a matchbook cover. Just checked your favorites. Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Nick Drake, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash. You're a Steve Earle fan, just don't know it yet. The beautiful writing will get you when you least expect it.

Posted 14 years ago by Businessgypsy    [ Reply ]
Man, every time I hear this song I think it's Frank Black. Very similar to his Honeycomb album sound.
Posted 14 years ago by isayhoomhom    [ Reply ]
 mandolin wrote:
...wait, is this about the telephone road i grew up along?..like, next to pasadena coming out of houston?..
 
Yes, the very same.

Posted 14 years ago by cc_rider    [ Reply ]
 EssexTex wrote:

Yep and one of the strippers has a false leg....ya'll should see her pole dance.

 
{#Roflol} Really!

Posted 14 years ago by toterola    [ Reply ]
Blaster-piece!
Posted 14 years ago by fuh2    [ Reply ]
I have this and just noticed the detail in the cover art — pretty morbid!
Posted 14 years ago by Carl    [ Reply ]
 EssexTex wrote:
"Telephone road"...Copperhead road".......O'l Steve loves his roads eh....
 
Not to be confused with Dire Straits "Telegraph Road", another fine "Road" song.

Posted 14 years ago by On_The_Beach    [ Reply ]
toterola wrote:

Yep. All juke joints, car lots, and strip malls now. Enjoy! {#Wave}

Yep and one of the strippers has a false leg....ya'll should see her pole dance.

Posted 14 years ago by EssexTex    [ Reply ]
 peter_james_bond wrote:
Copperhead Road, Telephone Road....Steve does a great job writing songs about highways. {#Yes}
 
particularly roads with exactly 3 syllables! 
Posted 14 years ago by FluorideFreeMN    [ Reply ]
Copperhead Road, Telephone Road....Steve does a great job writing songs about highways. {#Yes}
Posted 14 years ago by peter_james_bond    [ Reply ]
 mandolin wrote:
...wait, is this about the telephone road i grew up along?..like, next to pasadena coming out of houston?..
 
Yep. All juke joints, car lots, and strip malls now. Enjoy! {#Wave}
Posted 14 years ago by toterola    [ Reply ]
...wait, is this about the telephone road i grew up along?..like, next to pasadena coming out of houston?..
Posted 14 years ago by mandolin    [ Reply ]
lathyris wrote:
Cool, I live a stone's throw from Telephone Road! Pretty scummy little thing — I love it!

Ha, I'm just a couple of miles north of ya. I have a sticker in my garage that says "Keep Houston Ugly."

Posted 14 years ago by cayenne    [ Reply ]
How does this guy keep getting recording deals?

Not hearing an ounce of talent here. But then, I never do.... 
Posted 14 years ago by jhorton    [ Reply ]
 bbryan wrote:
Rodney Crowell has an equally funky number about the same exact stretch of road (Telephone Road from Houston Kid CD)
 
God, I love Rodney Crowell's music! I've been a fan ever since he played with Emmylou, way back when.

"The Houston Kid" was a great album, but "Fate's Right Hand" was his highpoint, so far. IMHO. {#Wave}

Oh, yeah: Steve Earle is the real deal. Him and Billy Joe Shaver. Peace.
Posted 14 years ago by toterola    [ Reply ]
Cool, I live a stone's throw from Telephone Road! Pretty scummy little thing — I love it!
Posted 14 years ago by lathyris    [ Reply ]
Rodney Crowell has an equally funky number about the same exact stretch of road (Telephone Road from Houston Kid CD)
Posted 14 years ago by bbryan    [ Reply ]
 mongoose01ca wrote:

Oh yeah.  The backing chorus is pretty sweet, too.  In fact, this whole song is a great example of how to take things and turn them into something greater than the whole of their parts.

 
3rd guy from the left, Mic #B7, Yours Truly.

Thank you, Thank you very much.

I'd like an RC Cola and a Moon Pie, Please.

Posted 15 years ago by Misterfixit    [ Reply ]
 fredrap wrote:
Great organ riffs backing Steve, no?
 
Oh yeah.  The backing chorus is pretty sweet, too.  In fact, this whole song is a great example of how to take things and turn them into something greater than the whole of their parts.

Posted 15 years ago by mongoose01ca    [ Reply ]
Do me a favor Steve-o and clear your throat.

Posted 15 years ago by vit    [ Reply ]
SE is underrated IMHO.

Always enjoy his music.
Posted 15 years ago by DigitalJer    [ Reply ]
"Telephone road"...Copperhead road".......O'l Steve loves his roads eh....
Posted 15 years ago by EssexTex    [ Reply ]
Great organ riffs backing Steve, no?
Posted 15 years ago by fredrap    [ Reply ]
Is most of this album like/as-good-as this track? Anyone know? Edit: okay, now I know...about half of the album is really good. IMHO.
Posted 15 years ago by Tesseract    [ Reply ]
Perfect... This guy's been there and back again. The music's his life, his life's the music - total credibility.
Posted 16 years ago by Moak    [ Reply ]
There, This will be my Christmas gift to myself. Looking forward to getting some more Steve Earle, always makes for good road tunes.
Posted 16 years ago by typecast    [ Reply ]
Johray63 wrote:
I like it from the start, but start loving it when the background vocals come in. The background vocalgroup's name is the Fairfield Four. 5(!) senior gentleman who can still get the place cooking, as someone, who visited a concert of theirs, told me.
I didn't know that's the Fairfield Four. Their lineup has changed a few times over the years, since they've been performing since the 40's: no surprise there's five now. They're awesome in their own right. c.
Posted 16 years ago by cc_rider    [ Reply ]
Frater_Kork wrote:
Yes indeed, very Wilbury. Or is it the wilburs who are Early? ;)
Very much the same roots.
Posted 16 years ago by bitbanger    [ Reply ]
BKardon wrote:
I came here to check if anyone else heard the Wilbury's coming through on this one. I totally hear it.
Yes indeed, very Wilbury. Or is it the wilburs who are Early? ;)
Posted 16 years ago by Frater_Kork    [ Reply ]
formersnowbug wrote:
"Hey, I'm from Houston! Did you know that's a real street?"
Still living just a few miles from Telephone Road. Yeah, it's straitened up some but still has character.
Posted 16 years ago by redtex    [ Reply ]
RobK wrote:
One of several really good songs of this album. Great choice, RP.
This is probably my favorite SE album
Posted 16 years ago by bokey    [ Reply ]
Is this almost the song from one of those "Vacation" movies with Chevy Chase?
Posted 16 years ago by revsully    [ Reply ]
rocco1207 wrote:
I disagree - if Steve Earle has a better song than this - I haven't heard it - not that I'm an expert
This is a great song but 'Chunky Earle' had so many great songs... This CD and Exit Zero never seem to work themselves out of my current play stack.
Posted 16 years ago by oufason    [ Reply ]
Posted 16 years ago by arserocket    [ Reply ]
Holy carp. For someone who for years had FM radio telling him that Steve Earle's catalog started and ended with Copperhead Road, this is a revelation. Seeking out this CD now.
Posted 16 years ago by mongoose01ca    [ Reply ]
rtkmusic wrote:
Yep, but as far as roads go, his Copperhead Road is better
I disagree - if Steve Earle has a better song than this - I haven't heard it - not that I'm an expert
Posted 16 years ago by rocco1207    [ Reply ]
Come on, come on, come on, lets go!
Posted 17 years ago by etwilson    [ Reply ]
RobK wrote:
One of several really good songs of this album. Great choice, RP.
Yep, but as far as roads go, his Copperhead Road is better
Posted 17 years ago by rtkmusic    [ Reply ]
One of several really good songs of this album. Great choice, RP.
Posted 17 years ago by RobK    [ Reply ]
jruhnke wrote:
This song has special meaning to me, because I grew up just a quarter mile from the Telephone Road he's singing about. (Yes, it's a real place, in Houston , TX. If you've ever flown into Hobby airport here, you know where it is, because it forms the western boundary of the airport property.) ...and most of the road is just as seedy as his song implies!
i was wondering about that. Cleaned up now!
Posted 17 years ago by katzendogs    [ Reply ]
fuh2 wrote:
Come on cynics, this sounds great!
Yes, it does.
Posted 17 years ago by AlienRelic    [ Reply ]