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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:43am
That explains a lot. As I was screaming down the highway, I thought I saw Veev in a blur doing a field dressing on some not so fresh reindeer road kill.

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:33am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: It doesn't matter how much it traumatizes neighborhood children, Veev says reindeer jerky is "Worth it."

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:16am
It doesn't matter how much it traumatizes neighborhood children, Veev says reindeer jerky is "Worth it."

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 5:24am
SFW remembers the date (12/24) when he went from being lactose intolerant to lactose tolerant. He refers to it as his Christmas miracle.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 8:17pm
geoff morphini sadly got fired today. Which means that opens up an opportunity for GeneP59 to apply to become manbirdâs manservant and carry around his jewels in a silver soup ladle. â¦when one door closes... another one opens.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 12:58pm
Nothing says Merry Christmas better than the Salvation Army bell-ringer giving VV a swift-kick to his "bells."

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 8:58am
geoff_morphini wrote: Santa's elves are equipped with tasers, just in case VV tries to sit on his lap again.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 6:10am
VV wrote: lily34's secret shame? She never partied like it was 1999... when it actually *was* 1999. this is no joke. it's so true, quite sad, in fact. oh, wait. there was that time in alabama...

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Posted: Nov 29, 2023 - 1:00pm
manbird's mantra? One can never have enough fat-rolls.

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Posted: Nov 29, 2023 - 12:54pm
lily34's secret shame? She never partied like it was 1999... when it actually *was* 1999.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 7:07pm
buddy puts a hammin' cheese samwich into a mug of ovaltine and calls it a breaderage. (Bread + beverage = breaderage, stupid.)

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 7:02pm
VV wrote: ,,,astute... and true!

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 6:05pm
VV wears kevlar underpants for such occasions.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 4:41pm
Santa's elves are equipped with tasers, just in case VV tries to sit on his lap again.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 6:09am
triskele wrote: VV prefers the canned cranberry sauce.... finds the jiggling..... exciting. ,,,astute... and true!

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Posted: Nov 26, 2023 - 12:13pm
VV prefers the canned cranberry sauce.... finds the jiggling..... exciting.

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Posted: Nov 18, 2023 - 5:21pm
Give it up, Veev. Pantaloons are NOT going to be the ânext hot thingâ.

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Posted: Nov 17, 2023 - 3:04pm
Way back when little VV was growing up on the family farm you could often hear the kids shouting, hey Pa, VV's off kilter again! And pa would shout back, well, pop him back in! You see, Kilter was the family's goat. Until Pa ate it. But who was Pa?

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Posted: Nov 17, 2023 - 1:23pm
Hey oldv! For future reference... whenever you ask anyone "Hey wanna see my moobs?"... ...just assume the answer will always be NO.

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Posted: Nov 16, 2023 - 3:06pm
For most families Thanksgiving is a chance to make treasured memories. For SFW; however, it's just another chance to deliver his testosterone fueled yarns of teenage masturbatory hijinks to a captive audience. "Strap in NANA, he's telling those dirty stories again!"

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