Veev rolls over on his back and begs people to scratch his belly. Understand, Veev is a grown man. Eew!

 VV wrote:
 

too many words. not reading.  

geoff morphini has almost perfected his imitation of his high school science teacher Mr. Bagley... next stop, Hollywood!

SFW spends weekends alone sitting in abandoned cars crying and reflecting on where it all went wrong.

buddy wanders the world on a constant hunt to find a rabbit's foot keychain he lost in middle school.

Having been picked last for the gym class kickball team yet again, a young manbird ran crying into the arms of Mr. Johnson... the friendly and affable school custodian who he had adopted as a father figure when his real father died attempting to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

VV: "Boizo! Boizo! Boizo!"
Man on the street: "Excuse me?"
VV: "Boizo! Boizo! Boizo!"

 buddy wrote:
 
No, I think I got it.

When NoEnz was little it really embarrassed him when his school mates called him “poo poo head”.  It didn’t help that he often indeed had poo poo on his head. It’s one of those cute little growing up stories perhaps he’ll share if enough of us PM him & ask.

 VV wrote: 
Just waiting for my COVID-19 meat tenderizer shot. 

GeneP59 is a fatalist.

He often drugs himself, strips off all his clothes, and gets into the bath to wait for the organ harvesters to come.

buddy wears a wrestling singlet to try and impress people with his abdominal hernia.

I kind of like Isles a bit & don’t want to embarrass him myself, so would one of you folks who maybe don’t care about him all that much please let him know that a midriff tank top, daygo orange speedos, and Birkenstock’s with black socks is not a good look, despite him being “the bloody  captain of me own boat!”  It’s a Summer thing at best.

It’s only 10 days till VV can resume his outdoor showering using Irish Spring soap in the rain.

Buddy's new food truck idea, born from a drunken midnight refrigerator raid:  Brown mustard and jelly sandwiches, served with orange juice.   

West of the Mississippi buddy’s nickname is “Jackhole” while to the east it is simply “Tool”.

No Veev, you may not have my kidney stones to make a pair of stud earrings.  OV called dibs.

Over the weekend Islander had a "totally rad flashback" of a Cherry Garcia ice cream brain freeze he experienced at the Grateful Dead '78 Red Rocks show.  Bitchin', dude!  

You haven't really lived until you've witnessed Manbird's solo Irish Step Dance to Fatboy Slim's house music mix of Smiling Mcnulty/Baby Got Back (I like Big Butts!)/The Drunken Gauger .

You know how some kids have posters of rock idols and models on their walls? buddy had a photo of Betty Crocker on his wall.