Manbird wrote:

Is there any other way?

VV has to chalk his crack before every handapple.

If I only had a nickel every time a cop walked up to oldv to say: "Hey Aqualung, get off the bench and stop leering at the kids!"

buddy thinks “Amber alerts” are stupid because... how often do females named Amber get abducted anyhow?

geoff morphini has molten hot coco at his core   

SFW was miffed when he was charged extra to pierce his third nipple. 

manbird once had to miss two weeks of school due to an infected pee-hole which is ironic as that was also the name of his first band.

Ever one to buck the current tide, geoff_morphini is busy organizing an online Asian hate group.

Veev rolls over on his back and begs people to scratch his belly. Understand, Veev is a grown man. Eew!

 VV wrote:
 

too many words. not reading.  

geoff morphini has almost perfected his imitation of his high school science teacher Mr. Bagley... next stop, Hollywood!

SFW spends weekends alone sitting in abandoned cars crying and reflecting on where it all went wrong.

buddy wanders the world on a constant hunt to find a rabbit's foot keychain he lost in middle school.

Having been picked last for the gym class kickball team yet again, a young manbird ran crying into the arms of Mr. Johnson... the friendly and affable school custodian who he had adopted as a father figure when his real father died attempting to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

VV: "Boizo! Boizo! Boizo!"
Man on the street: "Excuse me?"
VV: "Boizo! Boizo! Boizo!"

 buddy wrote:
 
No, I think I got it.

When NoEnz was little it really embarrassed him when his school mates called him “poo poo head”.  It didn’t help that he often indeed had poo poo on his head. It’s one of those cute little growing up stories perhaps he’ll share if enough of us PM him & ask.

 VV wrote: 
Just waiting for my COVID-19 meat tenderizer shot. 

GeneP59 is a fatalist.

He often drugs himself, strips off all his clothes, and gets into the bath to wait for the organ harvesters to come.

buddy wears a wrestling singlet to try and impress people with his abdominal hernia.