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oldviolin
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Sep 26, 2024 - 10:48am |
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winter wrote:
in case of emergency, break glass, stop bleeding, treat cuts, and rethink life.
Says you!
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oldviolin
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Sep 26, 2024 - 10:33am |
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Conch conch!
Yes? Who is it?
A giant hungry crab!
ah yes. Whelkome. We've been expectantly
dissecting you!
But wait! Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Why yes! Yes it is! How observant. Here. Sit a spell.
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oldviolin
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Jul 26, 2024 - 9:54pm |
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Aerodynamics
I'll wager a railroad penny Abe Lincoln's ghost is haunting a log cabin somewhere in Kentucky. Probably got a mule and a goat or two opaquely wondering around the vicinity. Maybe some laying hens. I think there might be ducks. Definitely no free range chickens. Dude living across the road in the boarded up Sinclair station keeps all the killing chickens. There's no gas to pump but he does sell buffaloed wings by the bucket list and gumball/novelty machine refills by the case, cart, truck, or freight car. The joint is like a big chicken coop with a dinosaur sign out front.
If you figure that one out just dial 1-800-MANBIRD and ask for a guy named Cletus. He will take care of you from there. If he's out frog gigging and it goes to voicemail, channel your best
Kermit and sing him a lullaby followed by a stork or pelican joke. .
P.S. Vote no for cream corn. Also, stow your bird when not in use. It'll make sense later. Everything will.
C'mon! It's just words!
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winter
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:37pm |
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the first woman to float an apple in a flagon of tea was Celia d'Crickette, an earthworm-tamer and derogatrix from Oregon.
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winter
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm |
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in case of emergency, break glass, stop bleeding, treat cuts, and rethink life.
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winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:33pm |
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a spider's heart is a fickle thing; small, ill-suited for space travel, and largely made of marzipan.
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winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:31pm |
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it's true what they say.
spiders can hear most colors and see a few sounds.
a wolf-pack consists of a council of wise elders, a war chief, three forensic accountants, and a French-certified jester.
most sunflower stings are non-fatal. the exception is the viper sunflower, known in France as "radis Reine", which can kill a man or three and a half horses within six hours.
bees will not sing in the presence of jellyfish, Whigs, or plumbers.
the first bathing suit for men was designed in 1874 by Guillaume de Pastorali, a pipe-fitter and part-time parrot from Poughkeepsie.
if a Belgian woman buttons an even number of buttons on her shirt, she is automatically a candidate for provincial office.
King Louis IX was forbidden by papal edict to speak the sentence, "Peter Papist picked a peck of pickled Protestants". However, his mistress documented that he often said it during intimate moments between them.
The birthday cake for Winston Churchill's dog Rufus weighed three stone, two dice, and half a lampshade.
the first bar trivia game took place between Christopher Marlowe's "Canterbury Crits" and Walter Raleigh's "Potato Terrors" in a bar near what is now Milan.
a man wearing two top hats is a sure omen of increased interest rates. in Renaissance times, such men were generally derided, debrided, and left to cool on the windowsill.
the sexual practices of the common garden gnome are unspeakable, and Arthur Conan Doyle's vividly graphic depictions of them are locked in a vault under Windsor Castle until the year 2399.
if all the uranium on earth were to be simultaneously ignited, it would be shocking because it is not all stored in the same place.
every octopus for the last 150 million years has had an irresistible craving for Mexican wedding cookies.
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oldviolin
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:18pm |
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Agashed, I rolled over onto the sidewalk and drew a hopscotch game. The knife wound cooperated but my damn bum knees just laughed at me.
Ohhh! Aghast!!! Never mind.
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winter
Location: in exile, as always Gender:
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Jul 26, 2024 - 7:08pm |
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once upon a time there was a time, and there was upon it only once. and that once timed upon a there, which was there, and the end was ever happily after, and the story was done - a rare thing, a lovely thing, but only a thing.
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oldviolin
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Jul 25, 2024 - 6:30am |
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...anyhow, if you ever make it to the moon and the cheese really is green I would give a long consideration before eating any of it...
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oldviolin
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Jul 18, 2024 - 8:43pm |
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...You will have to be really really really really strong. Now, who wants chocolate milk?
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oldviolin
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Apr 16, 2024 - 10:10am |
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I'm working on a project. I don't really know what I'm doing. I realize on frequent inner levels of perception that I don't have the factual knowledge I need for full on engagement outwardly so the intuitive elements take over and I navigate an all-sense encompassing slipstream into a painting of a vessel I once saw hanging in an abandoned house. Well, the painting wasn't actually there but you could tell where it had been hanging by the brighter space on those dirty peeling walls. I remember stepping back for a moment, peering beyond darker shores and standing there on those beaches painting a solemn shell, and framing it for eternity.
lol
j/k
not
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GeneP59
Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday. Gender:
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Apr 10, 2024 - 8:15am |
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Itâs just a jump to the Left!
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oldviolin
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Apr 8, 2024 - 5:59pm |
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A total eclipse of the sun is a black hole wherein you get a Moontan...
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oldviolin
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Apr 6, 2024 - 3:10pm |
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winter wrote:
pain makes fools of the wise, cowards of the strong, and bolognas of the pig.
Indeed! So where's the beef?
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oldviolin
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Apr 6, 2024 - 11:10am |
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What the beerswallow, barhoppers! Who wrote that crap? Love songs? Cut to the chase, Horatio! Does truth actually exist or is truth decided by the collective spoils and let consequences be the door prize? Truth is an ideal, not an absolute. People have to agree on the definition and purpose of exactly what a truth even is. But Proof? Rhymes real purty and has something to show for for all the wailing and gnashing. Well hell boys, let's think about this here thing for a second...
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oldviolin
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Jan 21, 2024 - 1:22pm |
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...I mean, what is a good love song for if not to break apart harsh reality hiding behind irresponsible, dare I say, irrepressible persuasiary and made up wordkin...
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oldviolin
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Jan 19, 2024 - 9:00am |
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To dither or to druther. That is the question...
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oldviolin
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Dec 30, 2023 - 9:05am |
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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity...
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Lazy8
Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana Gender:
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Dec 29, 2023 - 1:52pm |
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A philosopher invited me over to admire his model railroad set, but all it had was a single trolley car with two straight tracks and one switch.
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