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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 7:44am



 miamizsun wrote:
what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
 
Haven't we?

Will it?

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Posted: Jun 4, 2020 - 7:25am

what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
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Posted: Jun 3, 2020 - 7:08am

After an earthquake strikes while Robin Kane is at school, her science teacher, Mr. Smith, tells the class how earthquakes can disrupt the depth of the ocean and cause elusive and mysterious sea creatures to appear. School is let out early and Robin, her brother Kevin, her best friend Mindy, and Mindy's brother Mike all head to the beach. There they run into...
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Posted: Jun 2, 2020 - 6:59am

Ok I've boiled it down to this and I'm going to take a moment to expound...ok, state briefly, then I have to do back to work making plywood from shattered trees and 
chips of stuff and things.

Hi-five for the five ply baby!
Oh but how I digress. Gonna have to get that looked at some sunny day...
but I digress...

The first person to step up to the podium and declare candidacy for the Presiduncy of These Here Newnited Stakes of Deception dressed in a turnip costume I'm voting for. Take that politicos, idealogues and me meme me enthusiasts!
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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:50pm



 haresfur wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

 
No sockets. Just bare threads...


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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:31pm



 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:16am

Sneaky. You better believe it...
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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:15am

How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 8:57pm

...me and 'ol Larry headed out to the bridge
down off the horse trail under a ridge
There's where I spent all my .22 lead
beer cans bobbing in the burbling dread.

Larry had sharp blue eyes and a grindstone schnozz
wore a mystics stache like 
the Wizard Of Oz.
A mac 8 minigun strapped high on his thigh
made it himself in the sweet bye and bye
scattered hot lead in any direction he chose
said he don't need accuracy with a slick water hose

I knew those cans didn't stand half a chance
Like treading deep water in lead lined pants
shooting the rapids and rapidly shot
Makings of the gettin' where the gettin'gets got.









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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 7:23pm

One head light, one heart heavy
Keepin' 'tween the lines in my '84 Chevy
Got a steady crackle on the AM dial
Got an open beer and half a smile

Binoculars sittin' on the vinyl dash
To scan the horizon for an alien crash
Hitchiker trussed up in the trunk
and a leather jock wrapped around my junk

.44 mag in the old glovebox
and ether soakin' in an old white sock
Ol' hound dog head out the window
Rest of the dog I ain't goin' into
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 5:36pm

holy fuck
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:50pm

This just in; the moon is made of green cheese after all. Which begs the question...

still begging. Check back later when it's a blue moon...bring your yellowing curiosity..
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:37pm

"Don't sweat the small stuff," they said. Well, that was before we all started stepping on Lego blocks in the middle of the night.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:37pm

The final straw will be when we get sick of our own sickness and collapse in piles of weeping, shuddering protoplasm.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:36pm

Lolol. And here I believed that silly rabbit when he said Trix was for kids...
Oh wait. I got that wrong didn't I? 
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:36pm

If I am ever elected President, my first act will be to read every Monty Python script on national television. Backwards. In French.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:35pm

Fear may be the mind-killer, but that pork stew of yours is the pants-filler for sure.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:35pm

The art of pretending is the art of wondering "why not", then answering the question yourself.

That's how conversations work now, Janet. You do both sides so others can imagine what it would be like to talk with you.
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:34pm

It is possible - if only just - to imagine a world stranger, sadder, and more soul-crushing than this one.

What? I thought this was a Grape Nuts commercial. 
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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 11:15am



 miamizsun wrote:


and it never needs refrigeration!

i'll take a family size to go please
 
Unless there's raw egg in it, which leads us to your second point...

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