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oldviolin

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Posted: Jul 17, 2019 - 8:33am

so today class we will be examining the word 'time'...uh, I mean 'rhyme.'
for example:
trump- rump
bush- tush
clinton- badminton
obama- yo mama

what else?
oh yeah
internet- teacher's pet...
perusal- refusal or
recusal

i can't decide.

relax. Its only an audit course...
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Posted: Jul 15, 2019 - 8:21am

Everything is getting so strange around here. Why just the other day the lights
flickered and the sun rose and set like nothing was wrong at all. That's some serious dichotomy man! OK I'm complicated lately. But anyway popsicles...
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Posted: Jul 13, 2019 - 11:52am


oldviolin

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Posted: Jul 13, 2019 - 11:46am

yeah yeah yeah...licking ice cream and donuts. Big freaking deal. You want attention? Lick a toad or Occam's razor. Then we'll see what kind of attention gets got...
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Posted: Jul 13, 2019 - 11:07am

of all the ghosts I've met the ones I remember most were great dancers. Must have had something to do with the soft shoes...
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Posted: Jul 11, 2019 - 5:09pm



 winter wrote:
If I had a hot tub full of hotties, I'd probably order in some cheesesteaks and a couple bottles of Coke. What the hell, you only live once.
 

See, this is what happens when modern dentistry meets slick Willie Wonka. 
Reality television and root canals. Its all over from here...
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Posted: Jul 11, 2019 - 3:01pm

...so last week I decided to make a special dish with red roasted ego and vinegar sop and all the trimmings. I bought a couple of pounds of vanity and went to peeling. I was peeling and a peeling and a peeling and a peeling but for the life of me I couldn't carve off that thick dirty skin. Pretty soon I scrapped the whole idea and went in for a colonic and a hobo burger...don't ask...
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Posted: Jul 1, 2019 - 1:52pm

I dreamed I was running from an egg one night. There was no way it was hatching me.
i scrambled so far and so fast i turned a yoke into an oxymoron...
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Posted: Jul 1, 2019 - 10:01am

i eat all separate... unless you are counting condiments as separate, but that's crazy. in the case of runny eggs, they are the condiment for the toast.
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 29, 2019 - 4:51am

It's all about equality.

I mean I'm having breakfast, right? Two eggs, two strips of bacon, two sausages, two slices of bread toasted, two slices of tomatoes and a hash brown. You don't, for example, eat all your eggs, then all your bacon,  then all your sausages, then all your toast, then all your tomatoes and then finish off with the hash brown. You go around the plate and eat a little bit of everything. It really is all about equality. I mean,  OK,  you're allowed to keep one toast for the very end so you can slap on your favourite fruity condiment, but I digress. Unless, of course, you keep your two slices of tomato at the very end because you believe the tomato is a fruit.

Dang, how can you possibly eat sausage without mustard..."Waitress..."
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Posted: Jun 25, 2019 - 10:56am

...meanwhile Spot, typically weary of Sally whining and the constant bickering between Dick and Jane, stretched out under the old apple tree dreaming of chasing Puff and savoring that pie in the sky...

ambiguity notwithstanding...
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 21, 2019 - 9:58am

I prefer the darkness over the light. No scary shadows.
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Posted: Jun 16, 2019 - 2:12pm

Doppelgangers must apply for tattoos and fishing licenses 
by visiting regional gutting and processing centers.
Appendages under 3 eat from special menu for free.
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Posted: Jun 16, 2019 - 9:22am

Don't gimme that slow gin, I need a fast spin
I want an evil twin for the overall win
Who'll shed his skin for the next of kin
And swim in the middle of the circlin' fins
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 13, 2019 - 10:02am


Lazy8

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Posted: Jun 11, 2019 - 8:07am

Clutch, brake, gas, gearshift.

Pay attention Jesus—if if I'm going to let you take the wheel you're going to need to learn to drive.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2019 - 5:21am

Welcome to our BnB! We hope you have a nice stay. 

There are towels in the bathroom cupboard. The clean ones are probably still on the line in the garden, if the goats haven't got to them.
Please help yourself to anything in the kitchen. The safe stuff doesn't move by itself. The rest needs cooking first.
The laundry is in the shed in the garden. The key is in the bottom drawer of the shoe cabinet by the back door.
Just watch the funnel-web spider that lives down thereabouts.
And watch the cactus behind you as you bend down to get the key. If you do get stabbed, there are tweezers in the bathroom cupboard.
There's a mirror on the ceiling by the shoe cabinet, but as I said, watch out for the funnel-web while you're fumbling around arse-up looking in the mirror.

Oh, and watch the gumboots. The brown snakes love em, so tip em out first before going to look for the towels.

Catch ya later! 


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Posted: Jun 8, 2019 - 8:59am

Line up, chakras! I don't have all day.
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 7, 2019 - 9:29pm

what if one human brain was large enough to hold every universe at the bottom of the last black hole? What could one do with that kind of power? 

ok ok. Heart?

rib?

no?
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 6, 2019 - 12:23pm

I lost my wife in a poker game last night. Worst feeling i ever got playing poker. Dealer dealt me a Royal Flush.
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