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Posted: Oct 5, 2025 - 8:18am

https://jorts.horse/@dank/1153...
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Posted: Oct 1, 2025 - 5:00pm

 oldviolin wrote:


Posted 8 years ago by Proclivities
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:Baby_M wrote @ Slow Cheetah by RHCP: 
I understand this song didn't sell too well and didn't get a lot of airplay. That's no surprise, since cheetahs never prosper. 
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Animal puns, huh? Toucan play that game.





I’m sorry but that was just un-bearable 
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Posted: Oct 1, 2025 - 12:41pm



Posted 8 years ago by Proclivities
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:Baby_M wrote @ Slow Cheetah by RHCP: 
I understand this song didn't sell too well and didn't get a lot of airplay. That's no surprise, since cheetahs never prosper. 
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Animal puns, huh? Toucan play that game.








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Posted: Sep 29, 2025 - 11:51am

Did you hear about the mathematician that found a cure for constipation?

He worked it out with his pencil. 
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Posted: Sep 29, 2025 - 10:17am

man I miss the joke store I went to as a kid. 
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Posted: Jan 20, 2022 - 6:58am

 Proclivities wrote:
pumpkin pi



the only pumpkin pi(e)  I like
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Posted: Jul 17, 2020 - 7:30am

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 - 5:16pm

haresfur wrote:

"We're going to need a bigger sieve"

damn autocorrect
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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 - 11:58pm

From the cricket commentary today:

Knock knock:  who's there?
Schrödinger
And you expect me to open the door?

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Posted: Jun 27, 2018 - 7:39am

Functional horns expressed in cattle
 
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Posted: Jan 20, 2018 - 5:55am

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 1:47pm

There's some XKCD discussion down there so I went and read some recent ones and learned that 

Pound for pound, fireflies are brighter than the sun.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:24am

 Proclivities wrote:
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.
 
they probably got it from watching the big bang theory

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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:19am

 Lazy8 wrote:
 Proclivities wrote:


Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.

 
Those fools...plus they neglected to write the soup of the day.


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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:14am

 Proclivities wrote:
matter

Ahem. Speed of light squared.

And divide by two. Plus an ellipsis is three dots, not two.
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Posted: Oct 17, 2017 - 9:05am

matter
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