Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

"All gods who receive homage are cruel. All gods dispense suffering without reason. Otherwise they would not be worshipped. Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine emotion. It is the stones for altars and the beginning of wisdom. Half-gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood."
—Zora Neale Hurston, in "Their Eyes Were Watching God"

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. 

—Dilbert

Dress cute wherever you go; life is too short to blend in.
—Paris Hilton

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
—Groucho Marx

The most important thing is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
—Often attributed to Groucho Marx in one form or another

Revolution doesn't have to do with smashing something; it has to do with bringing something forth. If you spend all your time thinking about that which you are attacking, then you are negatively bound to it. You have to find the zeal in yourself and bring that out.

"A sandwich is just a sandwich... 

but a manwich is a MEAL!"