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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 3:27pm


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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 5:55pm

I like the newfie version of this joke better.
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 9:39am



 miamizsun wrote:


??

after sitting in the tub for three days i'm struggling to imagine the wrinkles...
 

Don't even go there.
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 8:54am

umm, change a lightbulb into what?
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 8:25am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Wow... red sweater looks like Doris who lives down the block from us. Age is right and everything. She's oooold. We all check on her since she spent 3 days in her bathtub that one time.
 

???

after sitting in the tub for three days i'm struggling to imagine the wrinkles...
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 8:17am



 Proclivities wrote:

 

Wow... red sweater looks like Doris who lives down the block from us. Age is right and everything. She's oooold. We all check on her since she spent 3 days in her bathtub that one time.
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 7:54am

 haresfur wrote:

Probably wondering why a dummy would need an eye patch.
 
are you sure the guy with the eye patch is the dummy in this picture?
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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 7:49am

 Proclivities wrote:
 

wow, great pic

looks like california at easter

reflects serious polyvinylpyrrolidone addiction/abuse

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Posted: Nov 4, 2019 - 6:45am


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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:19pm

 lily34 wrote:

i'm not sure what is the most disturbing thing about this.

 
Probably wondering why a dummy would need an eye patch.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 10:57am

 Proclivities wrote:

I hadn't thought of that; "Cap'n Hook" there doesn't look much more life-like than the short fellow with the eye-patch, and the seams for his movable jaw could easily be hidden in that mustache/beard connection.

 
i was just thinking they were a weirdo couple and that the "dummy" was their "child" or something strange.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 10:36am

 Prodigal_SOB wrote:

I was trying to figure out if it was a ventriloquist with a dummy and an assistant or just a ventriloquist with two dummies.  I also hadn't quite decided who was the ventriloquist.

 
I hadn't thought of that; "Cap'n Hook" there doesn't look much more life-like than the short fellow with the eye-patch, and the seams for his movable jaw could easily be hidden in that mustache/beard connection.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 10:27am

 Proclivities wrote:

I imagine their routine is not especially funny - and why would a ventriloquist need an assistant?  It's surreal.

 
I was trying to figure out if it was a ventriloquist with a dummy and an assistant or just a ventriloquist with two dummies.  I also hadn't quite decided who was the ventriloquist.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:39am

 lily34 wrote:

but. but... the hook, too!

 
{#Eek}{#Lol}
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:36am

 Proclivities wrote:

I imagine their routine is not especially funny - and why would a ventriloquist need an assistant?  It's surreal.

 
but. but... the hook, too!
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:26am

 lily34 wrote:

i'm not sure what is the most disturbing thing about this.

 
I imagine their routine is not especially funny - and why would a ventriloquist need an assistant?  It's surreal.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:12am

 Proclivities wrote:
ahoy

 
i'm not sure what is the most disturbing thing about this.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2016 - 7:04am

ahoy
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Posted: Jul 27, 2012 - 9:17am

how


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