buddy wrote:
 
I use garbled transmissions of
innerspace. Some call it my personal cult of contusion,
confusion notwithstanding...
collusion non compliant...

IOW not that hard to figure out, really...

for me anyway lol

 miamizsun wrote:
 

*urp* why it?

i'm running a black friday special

any thread fumigated for a dollar*

you heard that right, one dollar gets it snuffed

our vaporous guarantee: we will match any price and/or buffoonery

*all threads killed consist of one or more treatments unusually start with a round or two of manbird advertisements
if that's not effective we bring the heavy stuff in including fake promises to unleash hobos, mosquitoes, cockroaches and spiders
this doesn't include any thread with our names in it the title and especially this one

 miamizsun wrote:

 

 miamizsun wrote:
 
But I'm not done wit youse quite yet...
... 

 buddy wrote: 

i used to blame schlabby or ov

but people looked at me like i had two heads

and winter was way over-used (thanks game of thrones!)

so manbird was the natural choice/progression

it's working out well for now

 miamizsun wrote:
 

That's my default for most things.

 islander wrote: 

i blame manbird

he's nesting and has been a bit overwhelmed by the sudden spike in his bum salve business

maybe it's the new flavors

according to the internets, it's rumored to cure almost everything

hobos swear by it

 miamizsun wrote:
 

All of our agents are busy right now, please stand by and your call will be answered in the order it was received.

 miamizsun wrote: 
Very impressive...Only two and a half months. 

 Coaxial wrote: 

you rang?

hows that for response time?

Bumping for a friend.

breaking news!

diversity hire

i've added manbird to my quiver of magical thread busting ninjas

as a rule of thumb anything requiring under one pound of digital flesh is his beeswax (broadly speaking circles 1-6 on the chart below)

this does include minor jacking, derailing, buffoonery and junior photoshopping

as for the major cooling and total destruction i'm still your boy

especially circles 7-9

 miamizsun wrote: 
Omdat je grote hoofd is waarom.

did i mention that now i can kill any thread in any language?

thank you google translate!

 miamizsun wrote: 
or British enema? 

 Red_Dragon wrote: 

holy shyte...i'm genuinely flummoxed

this is the royal flush, the nuclear option of thread death

not quite sure how to respond

i need more coffee and some time to collect my thoughts

please talk amongst yourselves