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Coaxial

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Posted: Jun 2, 2020 - 8:06am

When asked what he was watching during lockdown Terry Gilliam, of Monty Python fame, said " Boris Johnson's attempt to mate with Trump".
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Posted: May 29, 2020 - 11:42am

Not "epic", but pretty funny:

haresfur

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Posted: Dec 29, 2019 - 1:58pm



 SeriousLee wrote:
From my youngest daughter, who loves snow.
SnowlessDecember
 


SeriousLee

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Posted: Dec 29, 2019 - 8:17am

From my youngest daughter, who loves snow.
SnowlessDecember
Coaxial

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Posted: Dec 29, 2019 - 8:07am

Not a status but a comment regarding a story about a mother duck adopting 9 ducklings to join her crew of 7...
Nice ! She will be able to breastfeed them.{#Eek}
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Posted: Dec 22, 2018 - 7:58am



 



Alexandra

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Posted: Dec 14, 2015 - 8:07pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Sounds like a weird gangland slaying.

 
 

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Dec 14, 2015 - 7:37pm

 Alexandra wrote:
From my friend in Cincinnati who works in a fufu beer and wine place.
 
Just texted someone that I tapped the Mad Elf. Does that sound dirty?

 
Sounds like a weird gangland slaying.
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Posted: Dec 14, 2015 - 5:09pm

From my friend in Cincinnati who works in a fufu beer and wine place.
 
Just texted someone that I tapped the Mad Elf. Does that sound dirty?
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Nov 5, 2015 - 9:10am

 Coaxial wrote:
Elizabeth White

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less. ( Disclaimer I did not personally write this beautiful story. I was moved by it and wanted to share )



 
Pretty good advice. Got a little too glurgy by the end.
Coaxial

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Posted: Nov 5, 2015 - 9:02am

Elizabeth White

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’s a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I’ll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I’ve stored away, just for this time in my life.” She went on to explain, “Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you’ve put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.” And with a smile, she said: “Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less. ( Disclaimer I did not personally write this beautiful story. I was moved by it and wanted to share )


haresfur

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Posted: Nov 4, 2015 - 5:15pm

Actually a comment not a status:

"Why are there so many people who advocate laws to punish or try to prevent people from trying to make themselves feel good. Should we have cumulative or concurrent punishments for smoking a doobie after sex with a robot?" 
Coaxial

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Posted: Sep 24, 2015 - 7:53pm

 haresfur wrote:

 
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Pope Visits the Sick


 
{#Clap}
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Posted: Sep 24, 2015 - 7:38pm


 
Pope Visits the Sick

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Sep 8, 2015 - 6:36pm

Everyone should just follow my friend Grady:
 

In modern day America, if you have a genius kid, it's pretty much a given that the little blighter will get violin lessons. Why violin? The kid's already got a social handicap. Why not guitar? It's a great way to make friends, and the world could always use a few more genius guitar players.

And no, I'm not talking about bass guitar. This is about IMPROVING sociability.

 
Coaxial

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Posted: Sep 7, 2015 - 7:15am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
My friend Grady again:
 
Yay! The excavator is back online, and I only have two nuts leftover. I know what you're thinking: "But Grady, that's just one more than you need to win the Tour de France." 

 
I see what he did there.
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Posted: Sep 7, 2015 - 7:10am

My friend Grady again:
 
Yay! The excavator is back online, and I only have two nuts leftover. I know what you're thinking: "But Grady, that's just one more than you need to win the Tour de France." 
haresfur

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Posted: Jun 30, 2015 - 5:10pm


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Posted: May 23, 2015 - 7:51am

 buzz wrote: 
See what you're missing out on?
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Posted: May 23, 2015 - 7:49am


Insecure, narcissistic people more likely to post on Facebook – report


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