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Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 25, 2019 - 7:04am


 Steely_D wrote:


 Steely_D wrote:
I went to make a Jack Benny joke and NO ONE at my job knew who he was.
 

Crap.
"Who's Burt Bacharach?"
 
 Coaxial wrote:

These kids missed out on so much...It is sad.
 

Man, look at that tie; I wouldn't wear that to Pinky Lee's funeral.

buddy

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 24, 2019 - 5:57pm

....it your hitch can't keep up with your getalong.
Coaxial

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Location: 543 miles west of Paradis,1491 miles eas
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 24, 2019 - 5:31pm

 Steely_D wrote:


 Steely_D wrote:
I went to make a Jack Benny joke and NO ONE at my job knew who he was.
 

Crap.

"Who's Burt Bacharach?"

 
These kids missed out on so much...It is sad.
Steely_D

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Location: Biscayne Bay
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 24, 2019 - 5:28pm



 Steely_D wrote:
I went to make a Jack Benny joke and NO ONE at my job knew who he was.
 

Crap.

"Who's Burt Bacharach?"


SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Nov 22, 2019 - 11:46am



 Antigone wrote:
You realize that you need a better magnifying glass.
{#Eek}
 
Rather, that belongs under the "Your magnifying glass might be getting old if..." thread.


Antigone

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Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 22, 2019 - 7:07am

You realize that you need a better magnifying glass. {#Eek}
Isabeau

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Location: sou' tex
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 3, 2019 - 7:48am

Work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.
SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Nov 2, 2019 - 7:48pm



 haresfur wrote:


 SeriousLee wrote:
...you forget what you wanted to post in the "You might be getting old if..." thread...
 

You already posted that 

 


haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 2, 2019 - 3:05pm



 SeriousLee wrote:
...you forget what you wanted to post in the "You might be getting old if..." thread...
 

You already posted that 
SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Nov 2, 2019 - 12:25pm

...you forget what you wanted to post in the "You might be getting old if..." thread...
Coaxial

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Location: 543 miles west of Paradis,1491 miles eas
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 8, 2019 - 6:52am

 Steely_D wrote:
I went to make a Jack Benny joke and NO ONE at my job knew who he was.
 

Steely_D

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Location: Biscayne Bay
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 8, 2019 - 1:51am

I went to make a Jack Benny joke and NO ONE at my job knew who he was.
westslope

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Location: BC sage brush steppe


Posted: Sep 7, 2019 - 9:46am



 GeneP59 wrote:
When you have to explain to 20 somethings what a shoehorn is for. 
{#Eek}

 
 

You might be getting old if you believe that shoes without shoe laces are no good, i.e., potentially dangerous for hiking.

Besides, why would the pop-a-pill generation be required to lace up shoes or boots?  
GeneP59

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Location: On the edge of tomorrow looking back at yesterday.
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 3:42pm

When you have to explain to 20 somethings what a shoehorn is for. 
{#Eek}
 
black321

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Location: A sunset in the desert
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 6:59am



 Copenhagen_Cat wrote:
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 
{#Wink}


This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. 

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. 

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye—they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh — if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!  
{#Eyes}



 
Ha!  It's only funny if its painfully true.

sunybuny

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Location: The West & Best Coast of FLA
Gender: Female


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 6:22am



 miamizsun wrote:


there was a time in my life when my music rig was a 9v am radio

now portable hifi with wireless earbuds and stuff...

kids these days don't know how good they've got it

(see now i'm starting to sound like my dad)

{#Lol}
 

You're not old... just a historian.
Coaxial

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Location: 543 miles west of Paradis,1491 miles eas
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 5:41am

 miamizsun wrote:


there was a time in my life when my music rig was a 9v am radio

now portable hifi with wireless earbuds and stuff...

kids these days don't know how good they've got it

(see now i'm starting to sound like my dad)

{#Lol}
 
{#High-five}Transistor radios rocked my world too. Now you've got me feeling old.{#Lol}
miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 3:56am

 Coaxial wrote:

{#Lol} 
 

there was a time in my life when my music rig was a 9v am radio

now portable hifi with wireless earbuds and stuff...

kids these days don't know how good they've got it

(see now i'm starting to sound like my dad)

{#Lol}
miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 3:50am

 Red_Dragon wrote:
Your mum has been gone five years and your da has a memory of 2-3 minutes.
 

 {#Hug}

never forget he's in there somewhere
SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 - 2:07am



 Red_Dragon wrote:
Your mum has been gone five years and your da has a memory of 2-3 minutes.
 


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