Manbird wrote: 

no

ok maybe

 Manbird wrote: 
You should really keep your obscene gestures and buttocal carbucles to yourself, hambone.

ALERTS! Active scooter situation at the international
Knikken Knokken Headkwuarters in Schtoppenlük, Switzenland!



All signs point South to a disturbed lunchingman who was made
ill by such an ergot of rye and many sublingual tastings of absinthe.
A former mariner from some sad ocean perhaps.

Controllers have been made alert and a sensual calm has arisen from 
the manic. Posthumous theories have arrived. Norman is coming closer!
Thank you our customers for your abilties!

Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter  

      
Some of the staff at Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen
Filter wish many of our customers a safe and sacred 4th of July Holiday!

Remember, don't hold fireworks in your hand! Throw them in the
street or something before you blow your whole hand off, stupid!
 
                   
       
  

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
looks like chester done ate a peach seed

 Manbird wrote: 
you're a pellet that needs blending and pulled thru water by pulleys and then hung in strands.

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
I think the problem isn't toxins, it's that his exit orifice won't allow whatever he ate to pass. It might break down and get thru eventually but it might also become cementitious and cause more issues, so if he's not normal tonight we'll have to take him in and get it taken out with forceps. Woohoo!

 sirdroseph wrote: 
1-800-callknikkenknokkenknever

 Manbird wrote: 
You're just saying that. Like they all do.

Where the heck is the customer service number for this company?? I can't help but think they are giving me the run around!!

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
Maybe you installed yours backwards. You should check that... or have someone check it for you. 

 Manbird wrote: 
and they smell bad, too

 Manbird wrote: 
Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion,
fever, prostration, or shock. May cause drowsiness.
Do not operate drill press in bathroom. Contents may be hot!
Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking hazard!
Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects
are smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly
into eyes.

 bokey wrote: 
 Partake quickly of our full price special! Jam packed with savings for the whole family! Hurry now! Dial 1-800-knikkenknokken! 

 Manbird wrote: 
EST or Pacific Whatever  time? Also there is no phone number.

 Manbird wrote: 
Don't be taken in by unprincipled ad copy writers.  This is obviously a rip-off of a competitor's product, either a Denbeigh Motors grain transmmorgrifier or a stereophonic liquid pump with dual impeller drive manufactured by Acme Inc.'s Zydecore subsidiary.  In either case, you'll be hearing from our solicitors.

New shipments of Knikken Knokken Wm-78v Sublimated Sorensen Filter Transformers are arriving by the hour.
Hurry while supplies last! Offer ends at midnight! Operators have special license to remit advantage deals! Now!!!
 
 
 

 
 
CAUTION: Knikken Knokken may result in mental confusion, fever, prostration,
or shock. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate drill press in bathroom.
Contents may be hot! Not recommended for children ages 14 - 19. Choking
hazard! Batteries may leak or explode. Not for internal use. Objects are
smaller than they appear. Warning: Do not look directly into eyes. 
 
  

 Manbird wrote: 
Make OV.