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ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 30, 2020 - 10:44am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Yesterday, the Post Office:

Me: *waits my turn at the loading dock while the truck ahead of me fiddle-farts around* 
  
 

PO: *truck leaves* *closes roll-up door*
Me: *rings bell*
PO: Opens door, says "Is there a reason you weren't here earlier?"
Me: "Yes."
PO: 
 then 
 then "You're supposed to be here by 2." 
Me: *checks watch* *okay, checks phone* *4PM* 

PO: "What's your name?"
Me: :squint: "Scott."
PO: "Scott?"
Me: "Scott."
PO: "2 or 2:30"
Me: :shrug: "Do what you gotta do."
PO: "I WILL!"

Interlude: We are this post office's bulk permit No. 3 and by far their largest annual outgoing postage customer

Today, my office:
Postmaster calling: "I would like to talk to someone about your driver yesterday."
Me: 

 

To follow up: That town has a new Postmaster. 
miamizsun

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Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 30, 2020 - 10:31am

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Posted: Jul 10, 2020 - 2:29pm



 haresfur wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:
 
His best would be better if he was awake

 

Don't be so sure

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 10, 2020 - 11:33am

Yesterday, the Post Office:

Me: *waits my turn at the loading dock while the truck ahead of me fiddle-farts around*    
PO: *truck leaves* *closes roll-up door*
Me: *rings bell*
PO: Opens door, says "Is there a reason you weren't here earlier?"
Me: "Yes."
PO:  then  then "You're supposed to be here by 2." 
Me: *checks watch* *okay, checks phone* *4PM* 
PO: "What's your name?"
Me: :squint: "Scott."
PO: "Scott?"
Me: "Scott."
PO: "2 or 2:30"
Me: :shrug: "Do what you gotta do."
PO: "I WILL!"

Interlude: We are this post office's bulk permit No. 3 and by far their largest annual outgoing postage customer

Today, my office:
Postmaster calling: "I would like to talk to someone about your driver yesterday."
Me: 

Red_Dragon

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Posted: Feb 21, 2020 - 10:22am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 



ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Feb 21, 2020 - 10:10am

via Gfycat


ScottFromWyoming

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Gender: Male


Posted: Feb 18, 2020 - 9:09am



 miamizsun wrote:
 

That's not Christian I can tell you that.
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Posted: Feb 18, 2020 - 8:02am

haresfur

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Posted: Dec 4, 2019 - 4:25pm



 miamizsun wrote:
 
His best would be better if he was awake

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Posted: Dec 4, 2019 - 2:49pm

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 30, 2019 - 9:29am

Years ago, I did a poster for a new Renaissance Faire and I included a rabbit in the design. Someone said "what's with the rabbit?" and I said "tha's no oordinary rabbit!" and that seemed to be good enough but now finally 6 or 8 years later, someone put two and two together and they asked, "can we have a dragon this year?"
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 11:12am



 sirdroseph wrote:
Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman
{#Cowboy}
  Sounds like something SFW would think was funny, I know I did.
{#Lol}
 

lol clicky
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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 10:18am

Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman{#Cowboy}  Sounds like something SFW would think was funny, I know I did.{#Lol}
westslope

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Location: BC sage brush steppe


Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 9:24am

Wyoming:  Our critters and varmints do not carry semi-automatic weapons.  
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 5:43am



 sunybuny wrote:
Quick... someone call the decorators for the Cody's Steakhouse company.

 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 


 

Bid's up to $7400 now. I don't want to eat at a place that spends that kind of money on atmosphere.
sunybuny

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Gender: Female


Posted: Jul 29, 2019 - 5:16am

Quick... someone call the decorators for the Cody's Steakhouse company.

 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 


westslope

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Location: BC sage brush steppe


Posted: Jul 28, 2019 - 4:54pm



 haresfur wrote:
......
Let's have a contest! My entry, "Wyoming is yomi"
 
Wide, wild, open-to-the-sky Wyoming: 

We shoot wolves.
  

westslope

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Location: BC sage brush steppe


Posted: Jul 28, 2019 - 11:20am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 ........These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
....
 
Kinda makes sense to me.  Take a person who has lived much of the waking hours inside a shopping mall complex.  For that person, it would be the Great Land Indoors.

haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 4:39pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 

Wow! The state tries out new slogans every so often, but despite all the WTFs from the people, they refuse to actually consult with anyone, including their own dep't of tourism for, y'know, a unified message. These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
So this can only mean we're getting a new slogan! Hooray!

 

Let's have a contest! My entry, "Wyoming is yomi"
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 5:21am



 islander wrote:
I am but a conduit for the universe to express it's will 

https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,wy/auction/view?auc=2390147




 

Wow! The state tries out new slogans every so often, but despite all the WTFs from the people, they refuse to actually consult with anyone, including their own dep't of tourism for, y'know, a unified message. These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
So this can only mean we're getting a new slogan! Hooray!
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