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Prodigal_SOB

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 12:02pm


 I can''t believe someone hasn't put this in here somewhere yet just as a reference.
 
 
 
 I really wanted to find one that went all the way to the "wire fence" line but someone who really likes infringing copyrights appears to have put the whole movie over here.


Proclivities

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 11:32am

A classic:


GeneP59

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 11:23am

          Who?                        What?                 Aaaaaaaaah!

daffy  daffy            daffy

             You're so dithpicable!
shmgeggie

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 9:32am

'Cause it's funny when the dynamite blows his beak askew and he has to straighten it back out before he can talk.


miamizsun

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 4:30am

and ducks are our friends

Proclivities

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Posted: May 8, 2012 - 3:49am

 shmgeggie wrote:
Because "small rocks" is a dumb answer.

 
Yes, and "very small rocks" really don't really float very well anyhow.


NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 9:40pm


FooledAgain

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 7:04pm

 Alexandra wrote:
That's what I've been meaning to ask University of Oregon since I moved here.....it's not a very menacing mascot.
 
But then, neither is a Buckeye.

 
Look out, Your Highness! That buckeye is a killer!
Alexandra

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 6:31pm

That's what I've been meaning to ask University of Oregon since I moved here.....it's not a very menacing mascot.
 
But then, neither is a Buckeye.
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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 6:10pm

 oldslabsides wrote:

You thought no one knew.

 
It's nothing to be ashamed of. You didn't ask to be duck. Say it now and say it loud: "I'm duck and I'm proud!"


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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:52pm

 BlueHeronDruid wrote:



Looks like my sweatshirt.

Looks like my paddle.

What. The.

 
You thought no one knew.
BlueHeronDruid

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:43pm

 shmgeggie wrote:



 


Looks like my sweatshirt.

Looks like my paddle.

What. The.
bokey

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:39pm

I bet it would really piss our future Chinese overlords off if we changed the name of Wyoming to Whyaduck.
miamizsun

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:37pm

why a duck?

because chicken has been done to death
shmgeggie

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:24pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
ducks got webbed feet
ducks got awesome waddlin' walk
ducks got quackin' bill
ducks got funny noises they make

but ducks ain't got...

arms!
they look like they should have arms
when they're waddlin' about
making that quackin' noise
with that flat, quackin' bill
ducks got no arms!

 

Red_Dragon

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 3:02pm

ducks got webbed feet
ducks got awesome waddlin' walk
ducks got quackin' bill
ducks got funny noises they make

but ducks ain't got...

arms!
they look like they should have arms
when they're waddlin' about
making that quackin' noise
with that flat, quackin' bill
ducks got no arms!
shmgeggie

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 1:23pm

Because "small rocks" is a dumb answer.
GeneP59

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 12:08pm


Chico: Alright! Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?

Hammer: Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.

Chico: When I go someplace I just...

Hammer: (interrupts) It's...It's deep water, that's why a duck. It's deep water.

Chico: That's why a duck...

Hammer: Look...look, suppose you were out horseback riding and you came to that stream and you wanted to ford over...You couldn't make it, it's too deep!

Chico: Well, why do you want with a Ford if you gotta horse?

Hammer: Well, I'm sorry the matter ever came up. All I know is that it's a viaduct.

Chico: Now look, alright, I catch ona why a horse, why a chicken, why a this, why a that...I no catch ona why a duck.

Hammer: I was only fooling...I was only fooling. They're gonna build a tunnel there in the morning. Now is that clear to you?

Chico: Yes, everything excepta why a duck.

 

{#Roflol}


DaveInVA

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 12:07pm

 Yibbyl wrote:

Dude, that is so HOT!!! {#Twisted}

 
Its one way to shut that AFLAC duck up....
Yibbyl

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Posted: May 7, 2012 - 12:05pm

 DaveInVA wrote:
 
Dude, that is so HOT!!! {#Twisted}
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