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Location: Southampton, NY
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Posted: Mar 6, 2020 - 4:53am
 miamizsun wrote:
 
Thank You miamizsun that’s a BLAST! : )
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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 8:10am


 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:

Neighbor: Hey Charlie what're you up to?
Charlie: I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.
Neighbor: It looks like you've been drinking your profits.
Charlie: ?
Neighbor: There's Kool-aid all over your face.
Charlie: Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.
Neighbor: Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.
Charlie: Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. 
 
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Next Customer: I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?
Charlie: No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid. 
 

As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
 
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 8:08am


 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:

Neighbor: Hey Charlie what're you up to?
Charlie: I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.
Neighbor: It looks like you've been drinking your profits.
Charlie: ??
Neighbor: There's Kool-aid all over your face.
Charlie: Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.
Neighbor: Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.
Charlie: Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. 
 
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Next Customer: I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?
Charlie: No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid. 
 

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NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 5:04am


 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie, out of the blue: "Could a person be——what if a person was, um, three THOUSAND years old?"
 
Me, distractedly: Mm that would be pretty crazy.
 
Charlie: Yeah. That would be a LOT of cake. 
 
  just been reading back through this thread..
miamizsun

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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 4:36am
BlueHeronDruid

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Location: planting flowers
Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 6:39pm
 PoundPuppy wrote:
My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".

 


Yeah, ya do!
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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 5:24pm
My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 9:51am
 meower wrote:
 
Memo from the desk of...
meower

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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 9:08am

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
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Posted: Oct 18, 2017 - 3:39pm
 Skydog wrote:


 
I just read the fine print here and wondered about "beauty tips."
 
Proclivities

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Posted: Oct 18, 2017 - 1:36pm
potato human
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Posted: Apr 24, 2017 - 4:24pm

SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres
Posted: Mar 3, 2017 - 5:02pm
Getting a cold reminds me of my youngest daughter. When she was just a little girl and had a cold, she says to her mom, "Both me noses be plugged"
{#Smile} 
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Sep 9, 2016 - 12:21am
 haresfur wrote:

Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?

 
neither nor...
haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male
Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 10:05pm
 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.

 
Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 9:54pm
Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female
Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 7:53pm
"Mom, I wanna go down the elegator!"
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jan 27, 2016 - 11:16am
 Proclivities wrote:
hot dog

 
ha,  nice!
 
Proclivities

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Gender: Male
Posted: Jan 27, 2016 - 11:03am
hot dog
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 29, 2015 - 1:49pm
Well, F. has hit puberty.

he's not saying anything 

but his voice has dropped while saying it.
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