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Posted: Feb 17, 2024 - 6:19am
When meeting new people, SFW feels compelled to wedge âand before you ask, yes these are my real breastsâ into the conversation.

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Posted: Feb 1, 2024 - 2:12pm
Not only did oldv not embrace "dry January"... he actually doubled up on his Jack Daniels intake.

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Posted: Dec 31, 2023 - 7:54am
True to tradition, SFW left yule log âupper deckersâ at every Christmas open house he attended. That scamp!

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Posted: Dec 31, 2023 - 7:52am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: It doesn't matter how much it traumatizes neighborhood children, Veev says reindeer jerky is "Worth it." Totally is.

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:43am
That explains a lot. As I was screaming down the highway, I thought I saw Veev in a blur doing a field dressing on some not so fresh reindeer road kill.

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:33am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: It doesn't matter how much it traumatizes neighborhood children, Veev says reindeer jerky is "Worth it."

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 8:16am
It doesn't matter how much it traumatizes neighborhood children, Veev says reindeer jerky is "Worth it."

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Posted: Dec 1, 2023 - 5:24am
SFW remembers the date (12/24) when he went from being lactose intolerant to lactose tolerant. He refers to it as his Christmas miracle.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 8:17pm
geoff morphini sadly got fired today. Which means that opens up an opportunity for GeneP59 to apply to become manbirdâs manservant and carry around his jewels in a silver soup ladle. â¦when one door closes... another one opens.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 12:58pm
Nothing says Merry Christmas better than the Salvation Army bell-ringer giving VV a swift-kick to his "bells."

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 8:58am
geoff_morphini wrote: Santa's elves are equipped with tasers, just in case VV tries to sit on his lap again.

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Posted: Nov 30, 2023 - 6:10am
VV wrote: lily34's secret shame? She never partied like it was 1999... when it actually *was* 1999. this is no joke. it's so true, quite sad, in fact. oh, wait. there was that time in alabama...

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Posted: Nov 29, 2023 - 1:00pm
manbird's mantra? One can never have enough fat-rolls.

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Posted: Nov 29, 2023 - 12:54pm
lily34's secret shame? She never partied like it was 1999... when it actually *was* 1999.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 7:07pm
buddy puts a hammin' cheese samwich into a mug of ovaltine and calls it a breaderage. (Bread + beverage = breaderage, stupid.)

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 7:02pm
VV wrote: ,,,astute... and true!

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 6:05pm
VV wears kevlar underpants for such occasions.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2023 - 4:41pm
Santa's elves are equipped with tasers, just in case VV tries to sit on his lap again.

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