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Posted: Apr 1, 2014 - 10:26am


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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 9:10pm

 Manbird wrote:

Neither is the Panama Canal but ships still use it exponentially. 

 
No they don't. It is right.


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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 8:53pm

 Coaxial wrote:

No, it's not right.

 
Neither is the Panama Canal but ships still use it exponentially. 
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 8:49pm

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CALM DOWN! IT'S NOT REAL!!!

 
No, it's not right.
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 8:41pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This is seriously the worst joke in the history of mankind. It cannot be made less funny. It isn't even funny in a ha-ha-that's-so-unfunny-it's-funny sort of way.

 
CALM DOWN! IT'S NOT REAL!!!
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 8:25pm

 DaveInVA wrote:

That was the whole point and why its here and not in the main joke thread {#Nyah}

 
Okay, whew.
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 7:13pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

This is seriously the worst joke in the history of mankind. It cannot be made less funny. It isn't even funny in a ha-ha-that's-so-unfunny-it's-funny sort of way.

 
That was the whole point and why its here and not in the main joke thread {#Nyah}
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 6:34pm

 DaveInVA wrote:
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.
 
This is seriously the worst joke in the history of mankind. It cannot be made less funny. It isn't even funny in a ha-ha-that's-so-unfunny-it's-funny sort of way.
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 3:02pm

 cc_rider wrote:
If you blocked all the cat-related traffic on the interwebs, the whole network could run on a couple Commodores in some kid's basement.

 
but why would you want to do that?
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 3:00pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:

according the adblock's blog, it will run kittehs for a little while. and if you commit to a monthly payment, you can get a stand-alone CatBlocker app.

  If you blocked all the cat-related traffic on the interwebs, the whole network could run on a couple Commodores in some kid's basement.


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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 2:57pm

 HazzeSwede wrote:

{#Yes} I'll see what I can do !  {#Lol}

 
according the adblock's blog, it will run kittehs for a little while. and if you commit to a monthly payment, you can get a stand-alone CatBlocker app.
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Posted: Apr 3, 2012 - 1:43pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:
does anyone use AdBlocK? did you enjoy your April Fool's Kittehs?

Posted to cheezburger:

On April Fools’ Day, if you have AdBloc installed on your browser, you may have noticed that the intertubes were clogged with even more kittehs than usual. This is because AdBlock replaced all ads with images of KITTEHS, becoming CatBlock (if only for a day). As good of a prank as this was, it’s almost depressing because it should be this way forever.

 
{#Yes} I'll see what I can do !  {#Lol}
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Posted: Apr 2, 2012 - 4:42pm

does anyone use AdBlocK? did you enjoy your April Fool's Kittehs?

Posted to cheezburger:



On April Fools’ Day, if you have AdBloc installed on your browser, you may have noticed that the intertubes were clogged with even more kittehs than usual. This is because AdBlock replaced all ads with images of KITTEHS, becoming CatBlock (if only for a day). As good of a prank as this was, it’s almost depressing because it should be this way forever.


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Posted: Apr 2, 2012 - 4:02pm

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.
 
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
 
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
 
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
 
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
 
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
 
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
 
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
 
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
 
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
 
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off.
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 6:54pm

We need to make every day fools day... because they are.


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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 11:29am


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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 11:11am

 Alexandra wrote:

I can't tell if they've done anything this year...is the NASCAR partnership a joke, or real?

 
http://www.youtube.com/user/Google?feature=watch - Some interesting Google products...

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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 10:14am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

..... You might already be familiar with our self-driving car project. We’ve spent years working....

 
Similarly.....
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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 9:24am


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Posted: Apr 1, 2012 - 9:16am

 JrzyTmata wrote:

yeah. I didn't get it either.

 
Ever since mankind could go fast, we have longed to go faster. And ever since we’ve done work, we have longed to have someone else, or something else, do that work for us. You might already be familiar with our self-driving car project. We’ve spent years working on a tough engineering problem—how to create a hardware and software system capable of gathering and interpreting massive amounts of real-time data and acting on that knowledge swiftly and surely enough to navigate innumerable varieties of crowded thoroughfares without ever once (among other human frailties) exploding in a fit of road rage at the guy who just cut hard left across your lane without even bothering to flash his blinker. 

Well, our autonomous cars have now been test-driven (or rather, test-ridden) for more than 200,000 miles without a single machine-caused mishap. And today we're moving the project one great leap forward with Google Racing, a groundbreaking partnership with NASCAR to help self-driving vehicles compete in the world of stock car racing. We think the most important thing computers can do in the next decade is to drive cars—and that the most important thing Google Racing can do in the next decade is drive them, if possible, more quickly than anyone else. Or anything else. 


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