"Don't sweat the small stuff," they said. Well, that was before we all started stepping on Lego blocks in the middle of the night.

The final straw will be when we get sick of our own sickness and collapse in piles of weeping, shuddering protoplasm.

Lolol. And here I believed that silly rabbit when he said Trix was for kids...
Oh wait. I got that wrong didn't I? 

If I am ever elected President, my first act will be to read every Monty Python script on national television. Backwards. In French.

Fear may be the mind-killer, but that pork stew of yours is the pants-filler for sure.

The art of pretending is the art of wondering "why not", then answering the question yourself.

That's how conversations work now, Janet. You do both sides so others can imagine what it would be like to talk with you.

It is possible - if only just - to imagine a world stranger, sadder, and more soul-crushing than this one.

What? I thought this was a Grape Nuts commercial. 

 miamizsun wrote:
 
Unless there's raw egg in it, which leads us to your second point...

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 

Hmmm. No eggs huh?

It occurs to me that occurrences are occuring everywhere; all the time...

 oldviolin wrote:
 
Unless they find out that dandelion tamers are notoriously bossy.

I wonder if dandelions ever run away from home and join the circus...

Peter Piper piped a pack of pickled principles and primed principalatial lips pursed on pulp-fresh pablum...

the recent crisis has shown us we need to build redundancy in the system. As of June 1, we will duplicate all management positions to ensure there is someone else who doesn't know what they are doing standing by to take over should the primary manager suddenly discover he or she doesn't know what he or she is doing. While this might not actually improve performance, it should at least delay the shock of exposing the incompetence of the management team as a whole. Thank you for your understanding.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: 

and it never needs refrigeration!

i'll take a family size to go please

 BlueHeronDruid wrote: 
Hydroxychloroquinated chicken liver!

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 
Dark meat, light meat. Or a duck.

oldviolin wrote: 
..um.. it's one chicken. And it's in bits.

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

 ...outfit them for heavy lifting?

ok, so I've got all my chicken in a line. Now what?