Blackholes. Where people die without ever having lived.

I heard what I said when I thought what I listened...

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 

Well hell. Everybody knows you can tuna piano but you can't tuna cosmic cinnamon bunny...

The main reason for there being no tuna melts in space is the lack of migrating tuna.

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Hmmm...glad to see I'm not the only one not walking a straight line. 

Is the paradigm indicative of the zeitgeist or evocative of the kaleidoscope
Is there wear on the where or is the ware worn away
Is this the is that isn't ish or did a fish dish wish
These are the those that they winter wonder
when what was where when why was yonder...

If you're married and your last name is Gates, if you get a daughter, you should name her Pearl Lee.

Growing up is for the old.

If your last name is King, you do not name your son Joseph!

Are you Joe King?
No, I am not joking.
What is your name?
I am Joe King.
So you are Joe King.
No, I am not joking.

Daft. Now there's a topic of discussion for you...

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 Lazy8 wrote:
 
Bum rocket on his hip...

Deafness is to profundity as cyclops is to macular degeneration.

oh wait! I meant to say deftness. Deftness. 

lf someone is profoundly deft surely they can feel the sights when they're in them...



sign yes or no in the box provided...

I had a dog once named Skippy.

Or was that a kangaroo...

When something gets old, I (k)new it.

My pappy used to always tell me: "For every Trotsky there is a Lenin
standing behind him with a baseball bat."       
Never understood what he meant,  but I rarely understood anything pappy said.   We couldn't even get
him to wear pants.

Timing isn't everything. It's the only thing.
Well, not really. There are other things but I'm trying to keep it simple for now...

So,

I put my pants on one leg at a time, usually in a hurry with somebody's husband coming up the stairs.