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Strange signs, marquees, billboards, etc. - Manbird - Aug 23, 2019 - 5:21pm
 
Radio Paradise NFL Pick'em Group - Manbird - Aug 23, 2019 - 5:19pm
 
List of Feel-Good Movies - SeriousLee - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:26pm
 
Baseball, anyone? - SeriousLee - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:24pm
 
Trump - Steely_D - Aug 23, 2019 - 3:40pm
 
Things that make you go Hmmmm..... - Steely_D - Aug 23, 2019 - 2:10pm
 
DQ (as in 'Daily Quote') - oldviolin - Aug 23, 2019 - 11:55am
 
Freedom of speech? - oldviolin - Aug 23, 2019 - 11:42am
 
the Todd Rundgren topic - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 11:07am
 
Hong Kong - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 10:44am
 
OldSchool 60s-70s - Proclivities - Aug 23, 2019 - 9:29am
 
Things You Thought Today - oldviolin - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:48am
 
Fix My Car - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:44am
 
HALF A WORLD - oldviolin - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:43am
 
App is slow in skipping songs and loading playlists - BillG - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:42am
 
TED Talks - Red_Dragon - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:38am
 
Brazil - R_P - Aug 23, 2019 - 7:12am
 
Trump Lies - R_P - Aug 23, 2019 - 6:55am
 
surrealistic views... - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 6:22am
 
New Music - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 6:17am
 
Today in History - Red_Dragon - Aug 23, 2019 - 6:17am
 
Radio Paradise Comments - Coaxial - Aug 23, 2019 - 5:44am
 
rotation - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:54am
 
Live Music - sirdroseph - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:48am
 
What's your addiction? - miamizsun - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:26am
 
RP 20th anniversary, Feb 2020 - sirdroseph - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:11am
 
Who is? - sirdroseph - Aug 23, 2019 - 4:08am
 
Unresearched Conspiracy Theories - Steely_D - Aug 22, 2019 - 7:25pm
 
Business as Usual - R_P - Aug 22, 2019 - 7:20pm
 
Fox Spews - R_P - Aug 22, 2019 - 6:59pm
 
Animal Resistance - R_P - Aug 22, 2019 - 6:04pm
 
The All-Things Beatles Forum - kurtster - Aug 22, 2019 - 2:13pm
 
Films you're excited about. - miamizsun - Aug 22, 2019 - 12:51pm
 
What Makes You Laugh? - Steely_D - Aug 22, 2019 - 11:47am
 
Strips, cartoons, illustrations - R_P - Aug 22, 2019 - 11:42am
 
Words that should be put on the substitutes bench for a year - pilgrim - Aug 22, 2019 - 11:33am
 
And the good news is.... - ScottFromWyoming - Aug 22, 2019 - 9:33am
 
The Lost Room - Proclivities - Aug 22, 2019 - 8:53am
 
Happy friendship Day - Proclivities - Aug 22, 2019 - 7:28am
 
Counting with Pictures - yuel - Aug 22, 2019 - 7:00am
 
Name My Band - oldviolin - Aug 22, 2019 - 6:57am
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - Aug 22, 2019 - 6:51am
 
Most under rated albums ? - sirdroseph - Aug 22, 2019 - 5:51am
 
Just Time Lapse - miamizsun - Aug 22, 2019 - 4:24am
 
Propriety - sirdroseph - Aug 22, 2019 - 2:01am
 
New Zealand - haresfur - Aug 21, 2019 - 8:51pm
 
Best Song Comments. - haresfur - Aug 21, 2019 - 6:48pm
 
Got my Goat - Antigone - Aug 21, 2019 - 6:19pm
 
Mixtape Culture Club - kurtster - Aug 21, 2019 - 4:36pm
 
Canada - westslope - Aug 21, 2019 - 1:45pm
 
Climate Change - R_P - Aug 21, 2019 - 11:07am
 
Private messages in a public forum - oldviolin - Aug 21, 2019 - 10:28am
 
Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - oldviolin - Aug 21, 2019 - 10:17am
 
A History of Violence - oldviolin - Aug 21, 2019 - 10:14am
 
True Confessions - oldviolin - Aug 21, 2019 - 8:58am
 
Regarding cats - sunybuny - Aug 21, 2019 - 8:49am
 
Stupid Questions (and Answers) - Proclivities - Aug 21, 2019 - 8:08am
 
BACK TO THE 80's - R_P - Aug 21, 2019 - 7:23am
 
RP App for Android - armando - Aug 21, 2019 - 7:02am
 
YouTube: Music-Videos - sirdroseph - Aug 21, 2019 - 7:01am
 
Syncing streams for multi-room Radio Paradise? - radparadise - Aug 21, 2019 - 6:41am
 
Celebrity Face Recognition - miamizsun - Aug 21, 2019 - 4:52am
 
By jimminy! Cricket! - dxnerd86 - Aug 21, 2019 - 1:44am
 
Israel - westslope - Aug 20, 2019 - 11:11pm
 
stupid (hey it's whatever thread) - ScottFromWyoming - Aug 20, 2019 - 7:10pm
 
Australia has Disappeared - Red_Dragon - Aug 20, 2019 - 5:21pm
 
DXing- long distance radio reception - dxnerd86 - Aug 20, 2019 - 3:27pm
 
Surfing! - kurtster - Aug 20, 2019 - 2:25pm
 
Interesting Art - miamizsun - Aug 20, 2019 - 2:09pm
 
Oops! - ScottFromWyoming - Aug 20, 2019 - 7:52am
 
China - black321 - Aug 20, 2019 - 7:46am
 
Dialing 1-800-Manbird - miamizsun - Aug 20, 2019 - 4:25am
 
Regarding dogs - sirdroseph - Aug 20, 2019 - 4:02am
 
Lip-Synching, Seen Any? - haresfur - Aug 19, 2019 - 3:46pm
 
France - mavi39 - Aug 19, 2019 - 9:56am
 
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Posted: Jul 11, 2019 - 5:09pm



 winter wrote:
If I had a hot tub full of hotties, I'd probably order in some cheesesteaks and a couple bottles of Coke. What the hell, you only live once.
 

See, this is what happens when modern dentistry meets slick Willie Wonka. 
Reality television and root canals. Its all over from here...
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Posted: Jul 11, 2019 - 3:01pm

...so last week I decided to make a special dish with red roasted ego and vinegar sop and all the trimmings. I bought a couple of pounds of vanity and went to peeling. I was peeling and a peeling and a peeling and a peeling but for the life of me I couldn't carve off that thick dirty skin. Pretty soon I scrapped the whole idea and went in for a colonic and a hobo burger...don't ask...
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Posted: Jul 1, 2019 - 1:52pm

I dreamed I was running from an egg one night. There was no way it was hatching me.
i scrambled so far and so fast i turned a yoke into an oxymoron...
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Posted: Jul 1, 2019 - 10:01am

i eat all separate... unless you are counting condiments as separate, but that's crazy. in the case of runny eggs, they are the condiment for the toast.
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 29, 2019 - 4:51am

It's all about equality.

I mean I'm having breakfast, right? Two eggs, two strips of bacon, two sausages, two slices of bread toasted, two slices of tomatoes and a hash brown. You don't, for example, eat all your eggs, then all your bacon,  then all your sausages, then all your toast, then all your tomatoes and then finish off with the hash brown. You go around the plate and eat a little bit of everything. It really is all about equality. I mean,  OK,  you're allowed to keep one toast for the very end so you can slap on your favourite fruity condiment, but I digress. Unless, of course, you keep your two slices of tomato at the very end because you believe the tomato is a fruit.

Dang, how can you possibly eat sausage without mustard..."Waitress..."
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Posted: Jun 25, 2019 - 10:56am

...meanwhile Spot, typically weary of Sally whining and the constant bickering between Dick and Jane, stretched out under the old apple tree dreaming of chasing Puff and savoring that pie in the sky...

ambiguity notwithstanding...
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 21, 2019 - 9:58am

I prefer the darkness over the light. No scary shadows.
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Posted: Jun 16, 2019 - 2:12pm

Doppelgangers must apply for tattoos and fishing licenses 
by visiting regional gutting and processing centers.
Appendages under 3 eat from special menu for free.
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Posted: Jun 16, 2019 - 9:22am

Don't gimme that slow gin, I need a fast spin
I want an evil twin for the overall win
Who'll shed his skin for the next of kin
And swim in the middle of the circlin' fins
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 13, 2019 - 10:02am


Lazy8

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Posted: Jun 11, 2019 - 8:07am

Clutch, brake, gas, gearshift.

Pay attention Jesus—if if I'm going to let you take the wheel you're going to need to learn to drive.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2019 - 5:21am

Welcome to our BnB! We hope you have a nice stay. 

There are towels in the bathroom cupboard. The clean ones are probably still on the line in the garden, if the goats haven't got to them.
Please help yourself to anything in the kitchen. The safe stuff doesn't move by itself. The rest needs cooking first.
The laundry is in the shed in the garden. The key is in the bottom drawer of the shoe cabinet by the back door.
Just watch the funnel-web spider that lives down thereabouts.
And watch the cactus behind you as you bend down to get the key. If you do get stabbed, there are tweezers in the bathroom cupboard.
There's a mirror on the ceiling by the shoe cabinet, but as I said, watch out for the funnel-web while you're fumbling around arse-up looking in the mirror.

Oh, and watch the gumboots. The brown snakes love em, so tip em out first before going to look for the towels.

Catch ya later! 


Lazy8

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Posted: Jun 8, 2019 - 8:59am

Line up, chakras! I don't have all day.
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 7, 2019 - 9:29pm

what if one human brain was large enough to hold every universe at the bottom of the last black hole? What could one do with that kind of power? 

ok ok. Heart?

rib?

no?
SeriousLee

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Posted: Jun 6, 2019 - 12:23pm

I lost my wife in a poker game last night. Worst feeling i ever got playing poker. Dealer dealt me a Royal Flush.
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Posted: Jun 4, 2019 - 12:07pm

"We were loading bananas into the Claire Dodge at Puerto Pobre, when a feverish little fellow came aboard. Everyone stepped aside to let him pass—even the soldiers who guard the port with nickel-plated Remington rifles, and who go barefoot but wear polished leather leggings. They stood back from him because they believed that he was afflicted-of-God, mad; harmless but dangerous; best left alone..."

Gerald Kersh: Men Without Bones
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Posted: May 31, 2019 - 8:16am

Goats will shine tonight.
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Posted: May 29, 2019 - 7:40am


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Posted: May 28, 2019 - 1:50pm



 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
I don't do things by halves. I try to do them in fractions of primes.
 

So, two cyclops named Algae walk into a Victoria's Secret...

nevermind...
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Posted: May 28, 2019 - 1:20pm

Lights! Camera!  Achtung!
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