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Drop the Puck! NHL Lockout Ends! - black321 - Sep 18, 2020 - 6:06am
 
Radio Paradise Comments - Coaxial - Sep 18, 2020 - 6:02am
 
Things You Thought Today - miamizsun - Sep 18, 2020 - 5:43am
 
Today in History - Ohmsen - Sep 18, 2020 - 5:26am
 
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Cryptic Posts - Leave Them Guessing - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 9:04pm
 
Signs o' the Apocalypse in the news... - Steely_D - Sep 17, 2020 - 6:57pm
 
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Favorite Quotes - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 12:06pm
 
HALF A WORLD - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:57am
 
What are you listening to now? - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:53am
 
Live Music - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:49am
 
• • • The Once-a-Day • • •  - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:43am
 
Name My Band - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:39am
 
Women in the World - miamizsun - Sep 17, 2020 - 11:02am
 
More Stuff Schlabby Doesn't Do - oldviolin - Sep 17, 2020 - 9:57am
 
Nina Simone... - Proclivities - Sep 17, 2020 - 8:42am
 
Brass Against? - jamesat43 - Sep 17, 2020 - 8:13am
 
Helpful emergency signs - Proclivities - Sep 17, 2020 - 7:38am
 
Counting with Pictures - Proclivities - Sep 17, 2020 - 6:59am
 
Radio Paradise NFL Pick'em Group - Proclivities - Sep 17, 2020 - 6:39am
 
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Economix - R_P - Sep 16, 2020 - 11:56pm
 
Trump Lies - R_P - Sep 16, 2020 - 9:05pm
 
260,000 Posts in one thread? - oldviolin - Sep 16, 2020 - 8:22pm
 
Environment - R_P - Sep 16, 2020 - 5:33pm
 
Baseball, anyone? - kcar - Sep 16, 2020 - 5:29pm
 
Fires - haresfur - Sep 16, 2020 - 5:07pm
 
Those Lovable Policemen - Steely_D - Sep 16, 2020 - 5:01pm
 
Annoying stuff. not things that piss you off, just annoyi... - Steely_D - Sep 16, 2020 - 12:47pm
 
Facebook Tips - ScottFromWyoming - Sep 16, 2020 - 9:32am
 
Silence? - ScottFromWyoming - Sep 16, 2020 - 9:28am
 
Regarding cats - sirdroseph - Sep 16, 2020 - 8:42am
 
Is there any GOOD news out there? - kcar - Sep 16, 2020 - 4:24am
 
Trade War - R_P - Sep 15, 2020 - 8:13pm
 
Outstanding Covers - Ohmsen - Sep 15, 2020 - 2:20pm
 
• • • What Makes You Happy? • • •  - Antigone - Sep 15, 2020 - 11:46am
 
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punk? hip-hop? metal? noise? garage? - rhahl - Sep 14, 2020 - 2:02pm
 
Geeky Jokes - Proclivities - Sep 14, 2020 - 1:11pm
 
Guns - R_P - Sep 14, 2020 - 12:44pm
 
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hurricane relief - miamizsun - Sep 14, 2020 - 9:31am
 
You really put butter on the hot dog? - ScottFromWyoming - Sep 14, 2020 - 8:56am
 
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Calling DIY'ers... in re: electrical wiring... - kcar - Sep 13, 2020 - 5:49pm
 
Commercializing Facebook - Ohmsen - Sep 13, 2020 - 11:14am
 
All Dogs Go To Heaven - Dog Pix - Coaxial - Sep 13, 2020 - 10:29am
 
The Obituary Page - islander - Sep 13, 2020 - 8:51am
 
Movie rental suggestions & reviews - Netflix or Blockbuster - Ohmsen - Sep 13, 2020 - 7:45am
 
TV shows you watch - Ohmsen - Sep 13, 2020 - 6:23am
 
Vinyl Only Spin List - kurtster - Sep 12, 2020 - 10:14pm
 
RP in the uk - BillG - Sep 12, 2020 - 6:53pm
 
RightWingNutZ - R_P - Sep 12, 2020 - 12:29pm
 
TMI - Steely_D - Sep 12, 2020 - 11:10am
 
Reinstock '05 Link Repository - KurtfromLaQuinta - Sep 12, 2020 - 8:58am
 
The American Dream - Red_Dragon - Sep 12, 2020 - 6:04am
 
Pernicious Pious Proclivities Particularized Prodigiously - R_P - Sep 11, 2020 - 7:11pm
 
2024 Elections! - KarmaKarma - Sep 11, 2020 - 6:58pm
 
Race in America - R_P - Sep 11, 2020 - 6:23pm
 
Oil Apocalypse, Global WARNING, Renewable energy - Red_Dragon - Sep 11, 2020 - 2:37pm
 
What's This Song About Driving? - tangmu - Sep 11, 2020 - 1:38pm
 
Fake News*  ?  ! - R_P - Sep 11, 2020 - 1:01pm
 
New Doves album ‘The Universal Want’ out today (9/11) - KevinM - Sep 11, 2020 - 10:32am
 
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NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 3:17pm

Have I told you the tale of Wilhelmina the Whale?
It starts at the head and ends at the tail.
And that's the end of the tale
of Wilhelmina the Whale.

(sounds better if you whistle it). 
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 - 3:13pm

Once upon a time a donkey walked into a legend and thought, epic.
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 1:44pm

These days you can find a pack of answers as fast as you can say "that's a pack of lies!"
Of course they will be in a case labeled TRUTH so you'll have to register and wear a mask...you know...in case anyone asks any stupid questions...
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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 1:02pm

I'm sorry, but we're at 260,001 posts now.  Next!
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 29, 2020 - 12:32pm

This from the obituary page-

Surprise isn't dead yet but the anguish on its face tells us it is coming any day now...

any time

yep! Here it comes!

Any day from now!
We're ready for it!

C'mon now!

Heeeeerrrre it comes!

I swear!
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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 5:56pm

Hi-5 if you ever had a paper route or collected pop bottles for the deposit riches! And hey, hi-5 if you know who Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog is or had a bicycle with a banana seat or flew a home made box-kite! Heck if you ever made a tool to get a nut out of a plexi-glas box you'll have to wait behind ravens for accolades but nuts to you anyhow! To see is to eat. To listen is to feel. To feel is to transcend hunger. Making tools is just a little thing you do when you're bored with transparent roadblocks...

Hey! Somebody get that squirrel out of here!
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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 5:56pm



 Proclivities wrote:
After an earthquake strikes while Robin Kane is at school, her science teacher, Mr. Smith, tells the class how earthquakes can disrupt the depth of the ocean and cause elusive and mysterious sea creatures to appear. School is let out early and Robin, her brother Kevin, her best friend Mindy, and Mindy's brother Mike all head to the beach. There they run into...
 




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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 4:54pm

once a day really should be once that day

unless you've got a time machine then all bets are off
oldviolin

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Posted: Jun 5, 2020 - 7:44am



 miamizsun wrote:
what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
 
Haven't we?

Will it?

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Posted: Jun 4, 2020 - 7:25am

what we need right now is a good old-fashioned geomagnetic pole reversal

that'll show us who's boss around here
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Posted: Jun 3, 2020 - 7:08am

After an earthquake strikes while Robin Kane is at school, her science teacher, Mr. Smith, tells the class how earthquakes can disrupt the depth of the ocean and cause elusive and mysterious sea creatures to appear. School is let out early and Robin, her brother Kevin, her best friend Mindy, and Mindy's brother Mike all head to the beach. There they run into...
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Posted: Jun 2, 2020 - 6:59am

Ok I've boiled it down to this and I'm going to take a moment to expound...ok, state briefly, then I have to go back to work making plywood from shattered trees and 
chips of stuff and things.

Hi-five for the five ply baby!
Oh but how I digress. Gonna have to get that looked at some sunny day...
but I digress...

The first person to step up to the podium and declare candidacy for the Presiduncy of These Here Newnited Stakes of Deception dressed in a turnip costume I'm voting for. Take that politicos, idealogues and me meme me enthusiasts!
oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:50pm



 haresfur wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

 
No sockets. Just bare threads...


haresfur

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:31pm



 oldviolin wrote:
How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
Two if they could ever come to agreement on "Is it clockwise looking into the socket or clockwise looking out of the socket?"

oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:16am

Sneaky. You better believe it...
oldviolin

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:15am

How many questions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
oldviolin

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 8:57pm

...me and 'ol Larry headed out to the bridge
down off the horse trail under a ridge
There's where I spent all my .22 lead
beer cans bobbing in the burbling dread.

Larry had sharp blue eyes and a grindstone schnozz
wore a mystics stache like 
the Wizard Of Oz.
A mac 8 minigun strapped high on his thigh
made it himself in the sweet bye and bye
scattered hot lead in any direction he chose
said he don't need accuracy with a slick water hose

I knew those cans didn't stand half a chance
Like treading deep water in lead lined pants
shooting the rapids and rapidly shot
Makings of the gettin' where the gettin'gets got.









Lazy8

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 7:23pm

One head light, one heart heavy
Keepin' 'tween the lines in my '84 Chevy
Got a steady crackle on the AM dial
Got an open beer and half a smile

Binoculars sittin' on the vinyl dash
To scan the horizon for an alien crash
Hitchiker trussed up in the trunk
and a leather jock wrapped around my junk

.44 mag in the old glovebox
and ether soakin' in an old white sock
Ol' hound dog head out the window
Rest of the dog I ain't goin' into
Red_Dragon

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 5:36pm

holy fuck
oldviolin

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Posted: May 27, 2020 - 4:50pm

This just in; the moon is made of green cheese after all. Which begs the question...

still begging. Check back later when it's a blue moon...bring your yellowing curiosity..
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