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Posted: Dec 27, 2014 - 8:24am


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 11:19am

 DaveInVA wrote:


 

I remember singing "You can't beat the Axis if you get VD" around the campfire as a kid:

(sung to jaunty Tom Lehrer march music):

Oh, you can't walk a mile if your shoe's too tight,

You can't reap a harvest if your crops get blight,

You can't hold a rat race if the rats all flee,

and you can't beat the Axis if you get VD! (everybody!)
(CHORUS)
You can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

Even if you plead with them on bended knee!

Not to mention how it hurts when you must pee,

No you can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

(second verse:)

You can't beat your kids with a busted switch,

You can't beat a bad case of the seven year itch,

You can't beat the rap without you cop a plea,

and you can't beat the Axis if you get VD!

(CHORUS)

There were lots of additional verses, but I forgot them.
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 9:46am

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I love this one, it is actually very nice artwork too!{#Lol}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 9:10am


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 9:10am

 sirdroseph wrote:
Really good stuff guys!{#Lol}{#Clap}

 
life was better back then{#Daisy}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 9:07am


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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 9:04am

Really good stuff guys!{#Lol}{#Clap}
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 8:52am

um?
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Posted: Feb 27, 2014 - 8:38am

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So that's how it happens!{#Lol}
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