Proclivities wrote: 
Truth!

 Coaxial wrote:
...or when you're standing on a sticker on a ladder that says "This is not a step."

 Bill_J wrote: 
That one about not walking off the top of a ladder hits home as well. I mean how would you know otherwise?

 Bill_J wrote:

 kurtster wrote:

Some warning labels can be justified. Like the time I bought a can of peanuts that had a warning that the contents may contain nuts. Who would know?

 kurtster wrote:

i'm all for this.

 Manbird wrote: 
is hair growing on your hump? Because if it is...

Mind the Gap

Poor posture may make you look shorter than you actually are!
And, over time, slumping or slouching can also affect your actual height.
Your back should curve naturally in three places. If you regularly slump 
or slouch around, these curves may shift to accommodate your new posture. 
This can cause pain in your neck and back. Being mindful of how you 
stand, sit, and sleep is key, you hideous sideshow freak!

Beginner's Trepan

After a fall bend your knees and squat into a dip position. 
Fall to the side and lean a bit forward as you fall down. 
Put your hands in your lap. Turn over on your hands 
and knees. Take one foot and place it between your hands. 
Then take the other foot and place it between your hands. 
Push yourself up to standing or just roll the rest of the way
down the hill, you clumsy bastard.

Pen is Broken

At first glance, facial hair may seem like one of the most difficult parts 
of the human figure to draw, with its subtle layers and textures and colors. 
But if you learn to view it not as an endless collection of individual hairs 
but an overall unit made up of a series of shapes, you’ll find it much easier.
But an pathetic, ignorant failure like you shouldn't even bother trying. 

Just say no to cruelty...

Poke it with a stick.
If it moves.
Hit it with a rock.

 Proclivities wrote:
 
if you could wear it without touching the metal

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.

This pearl of wisdom from https://fortune-telling.online...

It seems the time has come to leave the social network and go for a walk!