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ScottFromWyoming
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Prodigal_SOB wrote:Just for the record it's XKC D and though I haven't seen the book and don't know how much editing and expanding he did for it I think they mostly come from a weekly feature he's been doing along with strip for some time now. The archive for it is here if anyone wants a sample to see what it's like or are just too cheap to buy the book. Ah, yep, hasty typo. The book wasn't too spendy and it's really nicely presented, for what it's worth. I guess I'm saying it would be a nice Christmas gift for a lot of people around here. But I already got one so just send me a burrito I guess.
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Prodigal_SOB
Location: Back Home Again in Indiana Gender:
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Oct 1, 2014 - 1:44pm |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote:The XKCK comic guy has a book out now, and it arrived yesterday. I am reading it out loud, so that the kids might catch an idea or two. It's funny and challenging and not a comic strip, it's mostly text with amusing illustrations and I recommend it. As I'm reading it, I keep thinking of a young SFW reading Isaac Asimov's nonfiction stuff and laughing at his geeky humor. Just for the record it's XKC D and though I haven't seen the book and don't know how much editing and expanding he did for it I think they mostly come from a weekly feature he's been doing along with strip for some time now. The archive for it is here if anyone wants a sample to see what it's like or are just too cheap to buy the book.
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ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Sep 30, 2014 - 12:36pm |
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The XKCD comic guy has a book out now, and it arrived yesterday. I am reading it out loud, so that the kids might catch an idea or two. It's funny and challenging and not a comic strip, it's mostly text with amusing illustrations and I recommend it. As I'm reading it, I keep thinking of a young SFW reading Isaac Asimov's nonfiction stuff and laughing at his geeky humor.
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ScottN
Location: Half inch above the K/T boundary Gender:
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Sep 30, 2014 - 12:34pm |
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kctomato wrote: My mom is a regressive analyst.
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Prodigal_SOB
Location: Back Home Again in Indiana Gender:
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Sep 30, 2014 - 12:25pm |
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kctomato
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Sep 30, 2014 - 12:23pm |
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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Sep 29, 2014 - 8:27am |
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Prodigal_SOB
Location: Back Home Again in Indiana Gender:
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Mar 11, 2014 - 2:48pm |
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Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
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999_99_999
Location: My cave
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Apr 4, 2013 - 8:25am |
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Three PhDs—one in physics, one in chemistry and one in economics—are marooned on a desert island. There are combing the beach for food when they discover a can of beans in the sand. They have no tools except what is on the island so they start discussing how to open the can. The physicist says, "Let's create a machine using a tree and a rock to inflict enough force on the can to rupture it and we can eat the beans." The chemistry PhD says, "No we risk splattering the beans everywhere and getting none. Let's create a chemical solution that will corrode the can and create a hole to get to the beans." The economics PhD. says,"No we risk contaminating the beans and getting none." The physicists and the chemist look at look at each other and then the economists, "How would you open it then?" He looked back at then ans said, "Oh, well, first...assume a can opener..."
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Apr 4, 2013 - 7:31am |
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kctomato wrote:Manbird wrote: A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous. The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass." So the priest said "that doesn't matter". That's dark.
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kctomato
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Apr 4, 2013 - 7:14am |
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Manbird wrote: A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous. The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass." So the priest said "that doesn't matter".
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ricguy
Location: between gigs...in the OC, CA Gender:
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Apr 3, 2013 - 8:18am |
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samiyam
Location: Moving North
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Apr 3, 2013 - 8:03am |
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hippiechick wrote:Can you imagine whirled peas? all you knead is glove
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Apr 3, 2013 - 8:00am |
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ricguy wrote:John Lemon ? ....all we are sayn' is give peach a chance ....
Can you imagine whirled peas?
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ricguy
Location: between gigs...in the OC, CA Gender:
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Apr 3, 2013 - 7:58am |
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John Lemon ? ....all we are sayn' is give < peach > a chance ....
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Apr 3, 2013 - 7:09am |
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What's yellow and imagines peace?
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NoEnzLefttoSplit
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Apr 2, 2013 - 9:18pm |
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Manbird wrote: Boosh wa!
You're just saying that.
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Manbird
Location: La Villa Toscana Gender:
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:33pm |
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Isabeau wrote:from the album Estro-Easter by The Short N Curlies? Boosh wa!
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Isabeau
Location: sou' tex Gender:
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Apr 2, 2013 - 6:26pm |
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Manbird wrote: No, but a chinsack full of chocolate eyebrows might help my ectoplasm thicken up a little.
from the album 'Estro-Easter' by The Short N Curlies?
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