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Posted: Oct 1, 2014 - 1:51pm

 Prodigal_SOB wrote:

Just for the record it's XKCD and though I haven't seen the book and don't know how much editing and expanding he did for it I think they mostly come from a weekly feature he's been doing along with strip for some time now.  The archive for it is here if anyone wants a sample to see what it's like or are just too cheap to buy the book.

 
Ah, yep, hasty typo. The book wasn't too spendy and it's really nicely presented, for what it's worth.
 
I guess I'm saying it would be a nice Christmas gift for a lot of people around here. But I already got one so just send me a burrito I guess. 


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Posted: Oct 1, 2014 - 1:44pm

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
The XKCK comic guy has a book out now, and it arrived yesterday. I am reading it out loud, so that the kids might catch an idea or two. It's funny and challenging and not a comic strip, it's mostly text with amusing illustrations and I recommend it. As I'm reading it, I keep thinking of a young SFW reading Isaac Asimov's nonfiction stuff and laughing at his geeky humor. 

 
Just for the record it's XKCD and though I haven't seen the book and don't know how much editing and expanding he did for it I think they mostly come from a weekly feature he's been doing along with strip for some time now.  The archive for it is here if anyone wants a sample to see what it's like or are just too cheap to buy the book.


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Posted: Sep 30, 2014 - 12:36pm

The XKCD comic guy has a book out now, and it arrived yesterday. I am reading it out loud, so that the kids might catch an idea or two. It's funny and challenging and not a comic strip, it's mostly text with amusing illustrations and I recommend it. As I'm reading it, I keep thinking of a young SFW reading Isaac Asimov's nonfiction stuff and laughing at his geeky humor. 


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Posted: Sep 30, 2014 - 12:34pm

 kctomato wrote:


  My mom is a regressive analyst. {#Eyes}


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Posted: Sep 30, 2014 - 12:25pm

{#Arrowd} {#Clap}
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pumpkin pi
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Posted: Oct 30, 2013 - 5:25am

LG TV as a Window – Atomic Bomb Prank During Interview

I don't know if it's real or not, but it's pretty funny.
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Posted: Apr 4, 2013 - 8:25am

Three PhDs—one in physics, one in chemistry and one in economics—are marooned on a desert island.  There are combing the beach for food when they discover a can of beans in the sand.  They have no tools except what is on the island so they start discussing how to open the can.   The physicist says, "Let's create a machine using a tree and a rock to inflict enough force on the can to rupture it and we can eat the beans."  The chemistry PhD says, "No we risk splattering the beans everywhere and getting none.  Let's create a chemical solution that will corrode the can and create a hole to get to the beans."  The economics PhD. says,"No we risk contaminating the beans and getting none."  The physicists and the chemist look at look at each other and then the economists, "How would you open it then?" He looked back at then ans said, "Oh, well, first...assume a can opener..." 
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Posted: Apr 4, 2013 - 7:31am

 kctomato wrote:
Manbird wrote:
A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous. The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass."
So the priest said "that doesn't matter".
 
That's dark.
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Posted: Apr 4, 2013 - 7:14am

Manbird wrote:
A Higgs boson walks into a church.

The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God particle" is blasphemous.

The Higgs boson replies, "Okay, but without me, you can't have mass."

So the priest said "that doesn't matter".
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Posted: Apr 3, 2013 - 8:18am

 hippiechick wrote:

{#High-five}

Can you imagine whirled peas?

 
visualize world peas.

..
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Posted: Apr 3, 2013 - 8:03am

 hippiechick wrote:

{#High-five}

Can you imagine whirled peas?

 
all you knead is glove
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Posted: Apr 3, 2013 - 8:00am

 ricguy wrote:
John Lemon ? 
....all we are sayn' is give peach a chance .... 

 
{#High-five}

Can you imagine whirled peas?
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Posted: Apr 3, 2013 - 7:58am

John Lemon ? 
....all we are sayn' is give < peach > a chance .... 
{#Arrowd}


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Posted: Apr 3, 2013 - 7:09am

What's yellow and imagines peace?
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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 9:18pm

 Manbird wrote:

Boosh wa!

 
You're just saying that.
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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:33pm

 Isabeau wrote:

from the album Estro-Easter by The Short N Curlies? {#Jump}
 
Boosh wa!
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Posted: Apr 2, 2013 - 6:26pm

 Manbird wrote:

No, but a chinsack full of chocolate eyebrows might help my ectoplasm thicken up a little. 

 
from the album 'Estro-Easter' by The Short N Curlies? {#Jump}



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