The crazy woman upstairs is really crazy.

 starcloud wrote: 
I've never had want of one.

you've never had a true friend

 cookinlover wrote: 
for fully automatic function, nicorette is recommended.

You can make a working pistol using chewing gum and sawdust. If you're going for high caliber, be sure to buy Wrigley's gum.

 dionysius wrote: 
Would you say all that again in plain Ingrish?

Actually I think it is OK to Hassle the Hoff.

I'm big in Japan

 the term nerd was invented by Dr. Seuss
... in his 1950 book, "If I Ran the Zoo."

FYI, Derek Bickerton's not just a gifted linguist and author; he's also the proud father of two famous sons:  Ashley Bickerton, an astoundingly talented and successful mixed-media artist, and James Bickerton, a Honolulu superlawyer whose skillful advocacy on environmental, free speech, and community issues has been instrumental in preserving our quality of life here in Hawaii.  (Ash and Jim are also amazing surfers . . . they travel all over the world chasing the best waves.) 

 Lazy8 wrote: 
You're very welcome.  It's a great read . . . that "somebody" will really enjoy it! 

justin_thyme wrote:
I'll have to check that out!  I read his book Language and Species when I was in college and really enjoyed it..   He is a good writer, too.  Keeps you engaged.

 justin_thyme wrote:
 
Thanks, I now have the perfect gift for somebody!

 Lazy8 wrote: 
Speaking of languages:  I recently finished re-reading Bastard Tongues by linguist Derek Bickerton.  It's a fascinating and very entertaining exploration of the evolution of creole languages around the world — as much an adventure story as anything else.  I heartily recommend it!  Here's the Amazon link in case anyone's interested.

JustineFromWyoming wrote:
Sooooo wish I could help you!

Eating all this English toffee won't make me any less sleepy.

 Lazy8 wrote: 

Not true with the lexicon for any given modern language, for example, which tends to get bigger and more complex as time goes by. English itself is a famous example. Why, we have a word for everything.  And some modern languages are quite conservative grammatically, like Lithuanian, which proudly boasts all seven of the original Indo-European noun cases (wow, an instrumental case?!). Lithuanian also has the richest participle system of all I-E languages, with participles derived from all tenses with distinct active and passive forms, and several gerund forms. Sounds exhausting. Linguistic evolution isn't simply a progress from complexity to simplicity or vice versa; change can work in many different ways, some of them producing greater complexity, or leaving past complexity in place.

 Lazy8 wrote: 

 dionysius wrote:
 
Languages tend to get simpler as they get older, and the bits that fall off are the ones that carry no information. Like gender.

Numbering systems tend to get simpler too—counting in Mandarin is much simpler than in English, which is simpler than French.

French has a further disadvantage: l'Académie Française. The French language actually has a sort of governing body that decides what is French and what isn't, a sure-fire way to freeze the evolution of the language and doom it to the dustbin of history in a few centuries. Assuming anyone pays it any attention.

 

 

Most people can not chew gum while simutaneously slapping their ass with both hands.

If someone offers to slap your ass while you chew gum, call the authorities.