Posted: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019Updated: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - Finally, after decades of false sightings and grand hoaxes from all over the world, Bigfoot has been sighted in South Florida... but now he's missing.
The Boynton Beach Police Department sent out an urgent tweet Wednesday asking for the public's help in finding Bigfoot.
Yes, Bigfoot.
Someone, or some group, stole a massive 8-foot, 300-pound Bigfoot statue from in front of a local mattress store.
Police say the Bigfoot statue in front of Mattress Monsterz was swiped last month.
Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Bigfoot is urged to call Det. Danielle Whitefield at 561-732-8116 or Crime Stoppers at 800-458-TIPS.
In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada. In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — MIKE JOHNSNYT
I always keep an eye peeled for a sneaker on the beach. So far I've only found some large marine mammal bones, a primitive green table (or stool?), and various fruits and vegetables.
At least if you found two of them (from the same guy) you could have a new pair of shoes.
Don't you get it???
These unmatched shoes go with the similarly unmatched roadside shoes observed along the roadside, abandoned and forlorn. There must be some ritual involving walking along with one shoe off, all the way to the ocean, and swimming out until your shod foot gets gnawed off by a shark, or by Omarosa. My faith in the symmetry of the universe is restored.
In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada. In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — MIKE JOHNSNYT
At least if you found two of them (from the same guy) you could have a new pair of shoes.
In an undated handout photo, a tibia, fibula, left foot and sneaker found by Doug Johns on a beach on Vancouver Island in Canada. In British Columbia, such grisly discoveries have become so common that they are tracked: this was the 13th foot known to have washed ashore since 2007.. — MIKE JOHNSNYT
Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness. I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food. The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird.
I should add that most of this is possible because of friends whoare friends like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends. Catfish?
just keep that lorp valve well lubed and you're good
Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness. I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food. The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird.
I should add that most of this is possible because of friends whoare friends like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends. Catfish?
Very weird: Today I'm actually feeling that thing you humans call happiness. I have a nice big fire going in the wood stove down on the den. I have food. The animals all have food. I have medicine. I don't have to leave the house Football is on in a bit. If I can just keep the horrible worries away, I think it'll be a rather nice day for a change. Weird. Good weird.
I should add that most of this is possible because of friends whoare friends like rocks.Like gemstones. Solid. Kind, generous beautiful friends. Catfish?
and I hope it keeps on this way.