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Posted: Feb 9, 2021 - 5:38am



 Red_Dragon wrote:
 
Yeah, I read about that.  The headlines are almost like a randomized assortment of nouns and verbs - like a story written after playing a round of Mad Libs.  Apparently those "celebratory cannons" are pretty common at "gender-reveal" baby showers though.    Alrighty then....

Red_Dragon

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Posted: Feb 9, 2021 - 5:15am

A man was killed at a baby shower in Michigan after a celebratory cannon exploded
SeriousLee

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Posted: Feb 2, 2020 - 5:35am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
 

 
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.

And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
 
{#Lol}
Manbird

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Posted: Feb 1, 2020 - 9:32pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
 

 
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.

And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
 

Did you set that leg good and straight? Wouldn't want her to have a hitch in her gitalong permanent like.
haresfur

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Posted: Feb 1, 2020 - 9:27pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
 

 
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.

And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
 


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Feb 1, 2020 - 9:01pm

Yesterday, RP's kaupmees shared this link to Radio Free Europe's "The Pompeo Challenge," where you try to guess which country is Ukraine... I took the quiz and missed two, Romania and Turkmenistan. So I took it again to see if I learned anything and missed Turkmenistan again. I said "I guess I don't know squat about Turkmenistan" and went and looked for some videos and the wiki page etc.
 

 
So fast forward to today, and I'm up ski patrolling and get a call about someone on the beginner hill who's injured and it's an international student at the local college from... Turkmenistan.

And when I told Justine, she says "oh that's Galena; she's wearing ski pants we gave her."
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Posted: Jan 7, 2020 - 8:32am



 Red_Dragon wrote:
 You would think with all the news coverage of these things, whoever they belong to would speak up. Unless...

cue Twilight Zone intro...
c.


Red_Dragon

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Posted: Dec 31, 2019 - 7:14pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

I like the admonition to not shoot them down. 


 

right?
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Dec 31, 2019 - 7:07pm



 Red_Dragon wrote:
 
I like the admonition to not shoot them down. 

Red_Dragon

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Posted: Dec 31, 2019 - 6:56pm

wtf
Red_Dragon

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:43am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:



A quick trip thru the MRI would have answered some questions and removed the object in one fell swoop.
 

yeouch
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:30am



 haresfur wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
 

A quick trip thru the MRI would have answered some questions and removed the object in one fell swoop.
Coaxial

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 10:13am

 miamizsun wrote:


or asking a couple of pointed questions first like:

have you lost anything in your rectum lately?

in the past 24 hours have you seen any suspicious people snooping around your rectum?
 
Seriously...Just like at the airport...Has anyone but you been in control of your rectum anytime today? Questions like these need immediate answers.
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 9:01am



 Proclivities wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 
You'd figure in Miami it would be a Mojito or a Caipirinha, not a Screwdriver.

  


Screwdriver hardly qualifies as "Weird," truth be told. Most cocktail names give a much more vivid impression.

Harvey Wallbanger
Rusty Nail
Moscow Mule
White Russian
Flaming Blue Jesus
Proclivities

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Posted: Nov 13, 2019 - 7:47am



 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 
You'd figure in Miami it would be a Mojito or a Caipirinha, not a Screwdriver.

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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:14pm

 haresfur wrote:


 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
 

or asking a couple of pointed questions first like:

have you lost anything in your rectum lately?

in the past 24 hours have you seen any suspicious people snooping around your rectum?
haresfur

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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:10pm



 miamizsun wrote:

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

 

Wouldn't starting with a simple x-ray be more cost-effective?
miamizsun

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Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 2:02pm

sometimes i can't tell if i'm watching the local news or the onion...

It's no myth! Bigfoot reported missing in South Florida 

By Jeff Tavss - Executive Producer
Posted: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019Updated: 11:04 AM, November 06, 2019
 

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - Finally, after decades of false sightings and grand hoaxes from all over the world, Bigfoot has been sighted in South Florida... but now he's missing.

The Boynton Beach Police Department sent out an urgent tweet Wednesday asking for the public's help in finding Bigfoot.  

Yes, Bigfoot.

Someone, or some group, stole a massive 8-foot, 300-pound Bigfoot statue from in front of a local mattress store.

Police say the Bigfoot statue in front of Mattress Monsterz was swiped last month.

Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Bigfoot is urged to call Det. Danielle Whitefield at 561-732-8116 or Crime Stoppers at 800-458-TIPS.

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 7, 2019 - 1:58pm

 Miami man has screwdriver removed from rectum...

MIAMI - Doctors treating a South Florida man complaining of abdominal pain were surprised to learn what was behind the irritation.

After arriving at Kendall Regional Medical Center, the unidentified patient underwent a CT scan to help shed light on what was causing his pain.

Red_Dragon

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Posted: Jun 27, 2019 - 5:54pm

Alabama Woman Charged in Fetal Death, Her Shooter Goes Free
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