Now I don't know about the world but I personally need someone who can translate age spots. I don't understand the language of age and short cuts are self defeating...or something...

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Number three- smile knowingly

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Number two- be prepared to laugh at things you're askeert of...

 miamizsun wrote:
 

Number one- don't be askeert

 miamizsun wrote:
 

Oh hell he doesn't need flan for that. I hear he married an excellent cook...
Besides, he's not that interested in custards last stand. He's looking for Sioux veneers

 Red_Dragon wrote: 

could you please expand on that?

flan

a reasonable sense of humor

and instructions on how to use it

 miamizsun wrote:
 

still waiting...

 miamizsun wrote:
 
shameless bump

jackie0 wrote on another thread :

"We are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral.
'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.'
So you get it and then you're a player,
and you don't want to even play in that game.
You want to reclaim your mind
and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers
who want to turn you into a half-baked moron,
consuming all this trash that's being manufactured
out of the Bones of a Dying World.

This is why we need a new beginning ..."

Peace.

 aflanigan wrote:
 

What do you want, an invocation?

 oldviolin wrote: 
What about disrespect for dishonest dandies?

respect for honest hobos

For humans to finally strive for symbiosis with this planet. 

hey noenz, i woke up at o'dark thirty this morning and for some odd reason i thought about lava

maybe all of the Kilauea stuff

if you weighed in on the current geological transformation i may have missed it

just interested in your take

remember, respect the lava!

 miamizsun wrote: 
which leads us to this

free Brawndo

outrage

emotion

steel-toe boots/shoes

a slim jim that doesn't cause heartburn

a new language devised in such a way that offending someone is impossible

pets that live as long as we do

teflon underwear

 aflanigan wrote: 
eww