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Antigone

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Location: A house, in a Virginian Valley
Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 24, 2019 - 9:55am

A “hydrating beverage“ (by V-8) that is the color of urine. 
Prodigal_SOB

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Location: Back Home Again in Indiana
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 24, 2019 - 8:20am

 Steely_D wrote:
A young man really wanted to take out a very beautiful girl to the school prom. She was so beautiful and popular there was a lineup across the school to ask her.

He waits and waits and waits, eventually getting to her and asking. To his delight, she says yes!

There's a bit of preparation he has to do leading up to prom, so he gets right to it. His first task: rent a limo, gotta impress her right?!

He goes to the limo rental place and, with prom coming up, there's a HUGE line. He waits for hours and hours, and gets to the desk. There's still one available! He waited forever but he's happy he got it done.

Next task: get a beautiful corsage. He goes to the florist, and whatdya know, there's a looooong line to get flowers. He waits nearly 6 hours! But eventually gets the most beautiful corsage he's ever seen. As he's leaving the florist, he thinks 'Damn! I should also get a bouquet for her mother, make a good impression!' so he gets back in line and waits ANOTHER 6 hours to grab a bouquet of her mother's favorite flowers. Sheesh he's been waiting alot.

Final task: get a charming tuxedo. He's low on cash so he stops by the bank. The line isn't too bad but he's still waiting around for a long time. He gets the cash, and leaves for the tux rental place.

He gets there and, of course, another huge wait for our poor fellow. He waits around for nearly half a day to rent his tux! He nearly gives up but he finally gets the tux and everything is set!!

The night comes, he arrives at her house in the limo, introduces himself to her parents and gives her mom the beautiful bouquet, in turn then placing the corsage around his stunning date's wrist. They, all giddy and excited, hop in the limo and head to the school.

The drop off has a huge line of limos, and they're waiting for a couple hours to get to the school, and get inside to prom.

By God! After all this waiting they're FINALLY in the dance hall and they're having an amazing time! Seeing friends, dancing, chatting with one another. After a while she says to the boy, 'Im thirsty, could you grab me something to drink?' He obliges and heads over to grab some refreshments.

For the first time that week, the boy is surprised, he doesn't have to wait!

Because there's no punchline

 
 Is this some kind of joke?
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 4:13pm


Steely_D

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Location: Biscayne Bay
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 12:34pm

A young man really wanted to take out a very beautiful girl to the school prom. She was so beautiful and popular there was a lineup across the school to ask her.

He waits and waits and waits, eventually getting to her and asking. To his delight, she says yes!

There's a bit of preparation he has to do leading up to prom, so he gets right to it. His first task: rent a limo, gotta impress her right?!

He goes to the limo rental place and, with prom coming up, there's a HUGE line. He waits for hours and hours, and gets to the desk. There's still one available! He waited forever but he's happy he got it done.

Next task: get a beautiful corsage. He goes to the florist, and whatdya know, there's a looooong line to get flowers. He waits nearly 6 hours! But eventually gets the most beautiful corsage he's ever seen. As he's leaving the florist, he thinks 'Damn! I should also get a bouquet for her mother, make a good impression!' so he gets back in line and waits ANOTHER 6 hours to grab a bouquet of her mother's favorite flowers. Sheesh he's been waiting alot.

Final task: get a charming tuxedo. He's low on cash so he stops by the bank. The line isn't too bad but he's still waiting around for a long time. He gets the cash, and leaves for the tux rental place.

He gets there and, of course, another huge wait for our poor fellow. He waits around for nearly half a day to rent his tux! He nearly gives up but he finally gets the tux and everything is set!!

The night comes, he arrives at her house in the limo, introduces himself to her parents and gives her mom the beautiful bouquet, in turn then placing the corsage around his stunning date's wrist. They, all giddy and excited, hop in the limo and head to the school.

The drop off has a huge line of limos, and they're waiting for a couple hours to get to the school, and get inside to prom.

By God! After all this waiting they're FINALLY in the dance hall and they're having an amazing time! Seeing friends, dancing, chatting with one another. After a while she says to the boy, 'Im thirsty, could you grab me something to drink?' He obliges and heads over to grab some refreshments.

For the first time that week, the boy is surprised, he doesn't have to wait!

Because there's no punchline

ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 10:42am



 Red_Dragon wrote:

 

Absolutely 100% brilliant and correct. 
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 9:35am

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
TFW you realize your office co-worker has been telling you a story for the last 5 minutes and you only tune in because the sound of it is that sort of I'm wrapping this up inflection so your primitive brain reflexively knows a response is required. 
 
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 9:32am

TFW you realize your office co-worker has been telling you a story for the last 5 minutes and you only tune in because the sound of it is that sort of I'm wrapping this up inflection so your primitive brain reflexively knows a response is required. 

miamizsun

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Location: (3261.3 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 22, 2019 - 3:52am

 Steely_D wrote:
It's not Pen Pineapple Apple Pen...

 
i've been a secret admirer of this guy for a bit

and the people go hmmmm...
Steely_D

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Location: Biscayne Bay
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 21, 2019 - 8:31pm

It's not Pen Pineapple Apple Pen...


oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
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Posted: Aug 19, 2019 - 8:30pm



 buddy wrote:

You've always made me go hmmmm.
 


Manbird

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Location: Owl Creek Bridge
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 19, 2019 - 4:49pm


PoundPuppy

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Gender: Female


Posted: Aug 15, 2019 - 10:51am

Those "Good morning" texts   {#Eek}
Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 15, 2019 - 8:00am


SeriousLee

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres


Posted: Aug 11, 2019 - 10:24am

When the plate umpire needs eye drops...
katzendogs

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Location: Pasadena ,Texas
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 8, 2019 - 4:35pm

borked thread dang it!
haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 8, 2019 - 3:27pm

Should I order a regular breakfast burrito or a Mexi breakfast burrito?
Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 25, 2019 - 6:21am


ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: Jun 26, 2019 - 7:55pm

David Rodriguez followed me on Twitter. 
haresfur

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Location: The Golden Triangle
Gender: Male


Posted: May 27, 2019 - 11:50pm



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 ptooey wrote:
I just saw a facebook post from a gal I went to high school with stating "Too many died defending our country. I support veterans before refugees."

She's Vietnamese. Boat person. Orphaned and adopted. My brain hurts now.

 

I was tempted to wonder whether her mom married a serviceman or something like that but then I just said, "why should she be any different from all the Germans, Irish, you-name-it who got here with the clothes on their back and immediately said "no refugees"..." 
 

I think there's some extreme trying to assimilate going on
ScottFromWyoming

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Location: Powell
Gender: Male


Posted: May 27, 2019 - 7:54pm



 ptooey wrote:
I just saw a facebook post from a gal I went to high school with stating "Too many died defending our country. I support veterans before refugees."

She's Vietnamese. Boat person. Orphaned and adopted. My brain hurts now.

 

I was tempted to wonder whether her mom married a serviceman or something like that but then I just said, "why should she be any different from all the Germans, Irish, you-name-it who got here with the clothes on their back and immediately said "no refugees"..." 
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