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You know Sponge Gums, Aerosol Cheese And Sociables Make A Fine Meal is a really stupid tramp stamp tattoo. Fortunately your whale tail jock strap hides most of the infection from the rusty guitar string your cousin used to do the ink.

It's true; every time I sing the Yankee Doodle song to myself, and come to that part where he sticks a feather in his cap and calls it macaroni, I think of you. Thanks for all you do, big man... {#Cry}

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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 6:03pm
Manbird wrote: The fact-checkers corrected your bolus level: 78.5 in the weeping arena but only 61 in the lodous tank knob. Get it right, Romnoid! You know Sponge Gums, Aerosol Cheese And Sociables Make A Fine Meal is a really stupid tramp stamp tattoo. Fortunately your whale tail jock strap hides most of the infection from the rusty guitar string your cousin used to do the ink.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:41pm
Thongs!

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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:39pm
oldviolin wrote: I had to snicker out loud that day in gym class when Stinky McPherson beat you up and took your hunch money... The fact-checkers corrected your bolus level: 78.5 in the weeping arena but only 61 in the lodous tank knob. Get it right, Romnoid!

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Posted: Oct 17, 2012 - 2:30pm
Manbird wrote: Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be back before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now. I had to snicker out loud that day in gym class when Stinky McPherson beat you up and took your hunch money...

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Posted: Jan 1, 2012 - 3:28pm

ScottN wrote:

oldslabsides wrote:

Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.

Remember that there is more to New Years Day leftover hors.d'ouevres than what spilled on your couch (enough there to need a plate). Don't forget your carrots for regularity. Headache gone yet, or hair of the dog remedy again?

So, did you finally reason out an answer to why your toe nails grow faster than weeds and you can climb palm trees no handed?

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Posted: Jan 1, 2012 - 2:53pm
oldslabsides wrote: Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see. Remember that there is more to New Years Day leftover hors.d'ouevres than what spilled on your couch (enough there to need a plate). Don't forget your carrots for regularity. Headache gone yet, or hair of the dog remedy again?

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Posted: Dec 31, 2011 - 8:00am
Manbird wrote: Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now. Still fanning your fart flames and dodging the fire marshall, I see.

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Posted: Dec 31, 2011 - 7:53am
ScottN wrote: samiyam wrote: Considering that you're too lazy to pay the heating bill, it's the only way he can get a warm shower... I'd have more consideration for such a canard if it wasn't coming from a man who thinks 88F is a good standard room temperature. Sweaters, what a concept! Just put Grampa on the cart and send him to the "death board" for re-education why don't you.

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Posted: Dec 31, 2011 - 6:51am
Manbird wrote: Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now. You can do some of your famous bird calls, too. Cockooo... whit-whee-whitwahooo cockooo... whit-whee-whitwahooo!

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 9:28pm
oldviolin wrote: Suck it up, Little Debbie, your little boyfriend will be back before you can knit your dolly a new dress. Calm down and dry those tears now.

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 9:17pm
ScottN wrote: oldviolin wrote: Never before in the history of cosmic gas and stuff, has there existed a black hole with more than half your share of word turtles and pumpkin nuts pie... Ah, yer mother wears army boots.... I'm going to bed.

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 9:13pm
oldviolin wrote: Never before in the history of cosmic gas and stuff, has there existed a black hole with more than half your share of word turtles and pumpkin nuts pie... Ah, yer mother wears army boots.... I'm going to bed.

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 8:54pm

ScottN wrote:

oldviolin wrote:

While peering into a crack in the sidewalk on my journey today, I spied a one legged cricket, and immediately thought of your expressive
goose step...

Which is the more numerous; your Star Wars action figure collection or your Beanie Baby stash?

Never before in the history of cosmic gas and stuff, has there existed a black hole with more than half your share of word turtles and pumpkin nuts pie...

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 8:50pm
oldviolin wrote: While peering into a crack in the sidewalk on my journey today, I spied a one legged cricket, and immediately thought of your expressive goose step... Which is the more numerous; your Star Wars action figure collection or your Beanie Baby stash?

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 7:01pm
Manbird wrote: You're belligerent cloaca has that "black velvet" swagger, if you know what I mean. While peering into a crack in the sidewalk on my journey today, I spied a one legged cricket, and immediately thought of your expressive goose step...

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 6:53pm
oldviolin wrote: I know you think you're athletic and all, but playing tonsil hockey with your grand maw isn't quite the same thing, now is it? You're belligerent cloaca has that "black velvet" swagger, if you know what I mean.

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Posted: Dec 30, 2011 - 6:00pm
oldslabsides wrote: small appliances flee from your third nipple. I know you think you're athletic and all, but playing tonsil hockey with your grand maw isn't quite the same thing, now is it?

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 9:02pm
ScottN wrote: samiyam wrote: Considering that you're too lazy to pay the heating bill, it's the only way he can get a warm shower... I'd have more consideration for such a canard if it wasn't coming from a man who thinks 88F is a good standard room temperature. Sweaters, what a concept! You're a cuckold... and I'm the cuck. Kra-chownk!

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