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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:25pm
Manbird wrote: ten genies typing on ten typewriters for ten years = 1,000 of those. Yeah, but you have to give them coffee breaks. It's a law or something.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:13pm
winter wrote: Damn. I wish I'd thought of those. Now I need ten more genies. ten genies typing on ten typewriters for ten years = 1,000 of those.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:12pm

Lazy8 wrote:

If you could violate just one amendment to the Constitution which would it be, and what would you be wearing while you did it?

Please provide three examples that show you are smarter than an ashtray.

We have pictures. How much? Hmmm...?

For all but Cain and Bachmann: If you were not a white male millionaire which minority would you want to be, and why?

For Cain: In your own words, please describe the three branches of government using pizza toppings as an analogy.

For Bachmann: Does it skeeve you out to be next to Newt Gingrich? Why not, for chrissakes?

Of your fellow primary contestants which would you most like to send a picture of your junk?

Could this get any more surreal? Be specific.

I like the number eight the best because it's funny.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:11pm

Lazy8 wrote:

Damn. I wish I'd thought of those. Now I need ten more genies.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:10pm

Lazy8 wrote:

windex.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 9:08pm

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:56pm
oldslabsides wrote: all your shortcake are belong to us No! By all the gods, and the dogs, and the gods of dogs, no!

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:51pm
winter wrote: He will be 83% less fixated on strawberries, for starters. all your shortcake are belong to us

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:49pm
Beaker wrote: To candidate Ron Paul, how would you distinguish your policies from that of Captain Queeg? He will be 83% less fixated on strawberries, for starters.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:48pm
The complete list of questions I'd like to ask (including the top 10 below) may be found here. Or it may not. You can follow the link and see, or you can remain ignorant and spend your life wondering. Your call.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:44pm
If you lose this election which pharmaceuticals are you prepared to endorse?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:41pm
Do any of you have a picture of a Wiener?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:20pm

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 8:12pm
Beaker wrote: I noticed that you posted in all caps. Uh huh. Trying to cover up something there Mister? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Has it been 4 hours yet?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 7:15pm
dmax wrote: Is that a euphemism for Viagra? I WOULDN'T KNOW

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 6:46pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: His indignation must have worn off. Is that a euphemism for Viagra?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 6:32pm
dmax wrote: Que? His indignation must have worn off.

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 6:02pm
Beaker wrote: Que?

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Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 4:10pm
winter wrote: Oh, right. 11. Will you please get Kathy Griffin to shut the f*ck up? Also Joan Rivers. Seriously. This is a deal-breaker. Like getting security to quit throwing me out of the debate.

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