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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:16pm
RASPUTIN wrote: What? You want something else? Founders Breakfast Stout? Old Dirty Bastard? Sorry. I was just taking in the ambiance.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:16pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Mac'n'Jack amber, please? Wait.... What? You want something else? Founders Breakfast Stout? Old Dirty Bastard?

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:15pm
RASPUTIN wrote: We have pickled jalapeño eggs. Whatever the bet was I'll go double or nothing. Hey, that was in 1972, don't think it will work now.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:14pm

hobiejoe wrote:

Hi, my name is Andy and I represent HJ Investments Inc.

We've recently completed a reverse equity demurely leveraged upscaling of our liquor based portfolio, and as a result of our thorough review of our recent aquisitions, carried out by the industry standard of a spotty herbert with an online MBA from one of the lesser known business colleges - although we'll still be charging your profit centre at $500 an hour.

As a result of which I'm pleased to say that you and your management team (hi girls {#Wave}

) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

Nice try Lord Lushinburough, but this joint's a gold mine and we ain't on the chopping block. I just rented a nice brownstone down the street and it took me two months to (mostly) train the dragons. We ain't goin' no place! Nice jacket though, love the suede patch elbows and the floppy cap. Want a beer?

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:14pm
Mac'n'Jack amber, please? Wait....

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:11pm

hobiejoe wrote:

) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

no. this is a 'Mercan establishment. never mind that virtually everything in the place is made in China, Ireland or Scotland.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:09pm

hobiejoe wrote:

) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

YES!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:05pm

RASPUTIN wrote:

What in the name of aunt Hattie's goat is going on here? Why is the pig still running around in the back yard and has anybody seen the donkey? I need it to pack a couple kegs of Guinness into the cooler. Red, please stop trying on Triskele's toe rings and sterilize the clean beer mugs, not melt them, just sterilize them this time. Those things a four bucks a piece. Triskele, the guy in booth 4 is bitching about dragon scales on his cheeseburger and he want's another Shiner's. Lily, here's another bottle of wine. Ditty, you stay in that hot tub much longer and "pruney" won't be be enough to discribe your butt. Still no salsa? Crap. Beez's shift starts in a couple hours so about the time that guy pounding Jeager hits his stride she'll be needing to toss him in the bunk room for a couple hours. Jeez, I need a beer.

) are being promoted to our flagship location in Sunny Englandshire!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:03pm
ditty wrote: oh, c'mon, you know I"m good for the whole spread. And maybe it will be delivered by the time I'm done... Ya got moxie kid, but no dice. SFW has some stuff back there that would render most humans goofy for a week.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:01pm
RASPUTIN wrote: No ticky no laundry, prune butt. Ya gotta drink the beers first. You drink one, I mark it off your own personal little menu. Rules are rules. oh, c'mon, you know I"m good for the whole spread. And maybe it will be delivered by the time I'm done...

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:00pm
ditty wrote: just order mine now... No ticky no laundry, prune butt. Ya gotta drink the beers first. You drink one, I mark it off your own personal little menu. Rules are rules.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:57pm
lily34 wrote: i love that. ok, you all. hope it's a good happy hour. i'll see you all before closing time! If you're napping in the bunk room remember jager guy is still in there...

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:57pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Plus, once you've had one of every beer on the menu, there are 418, you get your very own Dragons' Roost mug with your initials on it. just order mine now...

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:55pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Plus, once you've had one of every beer on the menu, there are 418, you get your very own Dragons' Roost mug with your initials on it. i love that. ok, you all. hope it's a good happy hour. i'll see you all before closing time!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:54pm
2cats wrote: At the neighborhood bar post Cool Hand Luke, someone bet me that I couldn't eat 12 hard boiled eggs in an hour. I did it, and then we went to see Last Tango in Paris. What a miserable night. We have pickled jalapeño eggs. Whatever the bet was I'll go double or nothing.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:49pm
Plus, once you've had one of every beer on the menu, there are 418, you get your very own Dragons' Roost mug with your initials on it.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:49pm
triskele wrote: lily34 wrote: do you have a contest - if someone eats 12 in under 12 minutes they get their name on the wall? No name on the wall but your very own personalized galvanized bucket!! At the neighborhood bar post Cool Hand Luke, someone bet me that I couldn't eat 12 hard boiled eggs in an hour. I did it, and then we went to see Last Tango in Paris. What a miserable night.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:48pm
Red_Dragon wrote: you want it on the bathroom wall you gotta make it a baker's dozen.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:47pm
triskele wrote: lily34 wrote: do you have a contest - if someone eats 12 in under 12 minutes they get their name on the wall? No name on the wall but your very own personalized galvanized bucket!! awesome. i've always wanted my own bucket.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 1:44pm
lily34 wrote: do you have a contest - if someone eats 12 in under 12 minutes they get their name on the wall? No name on the wall but your very own personalized galvanized bucket!!

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