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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:28pm
RASPUTIN wrote: pssst. Great job carving the fireplace mantle. That thing looks like it's gonna crawl right off of there. very good job Sird!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:27pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... my hero

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:22pm
sirdroseph wrote: Awwww I could've had a Falcon! pssst. Great job carving the fireplace mantle. That thing looks like it's gonna crawl right off of there.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:19pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... no no no! We'll be mopping up sweet sweet eye jelly for a month!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:19pm
miamizsun wrote: bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it... Awwww I could've had a Falcon!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:18pm
lily34 wrote: i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice. bring me manbird's hawk and i'll handle it...

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:16pm
lily34 wrote: i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice. Good choice. If that doesn't work there's always the beez bat. And we do have some pretty ugly dragons.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:14pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Depends, if you just want them ball batted beez is your girl. If it a stern talking to, Alexandra or Jrzy will verbally slap someone around for you. i wanted someone to be intimidated to leaving me alone. i was hoping for you, but i suppose jrzy's the right choice.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:12pm

miamizsun wrote:

aflanigan wrote:

Hey, Buddy. Yea, you. The bouncer at the Old Place would like a word with you and your pal, miamizsun. Something about a check you guys ran out on when you came down the street to this place.

they ran out of scotch and uncle buddy had major snappage and flared up like a pack of hemorrhoids! i had to run for my life!

oh ok, what's the damage?

just tell that scotch-less jerk-wad manager to send that cute waitress down here to collect the balance plus tip

and if he's got a problem with that, he can come down himself and ask for raspy beez.

fyt

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:11pm
ditty wrote: hey sird! Could you heat the hot tub before your shift is over? I think I need another soak...being a barfly is hard work. You just made it! My shift is over in 20 minutes and apparently I have to hide from Raspy so I will try to make it over there when Raspy is on the other side of the bar!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:11pm
lily34 wrote: thank you. also, if i got trouble with someone, who do i see? who's the "fixer"? Depends, if you just want them ball batted beez is your girl. If it a stern talking to, Alexandra or Jrzy will verbally slap someone around for you.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:09pm

aflanigan wrote:

Hey, Buddy. Yea, you. The bouncer at the Old Place would like a word with you and your pal, miamizsun. Something about a check you guys ran out on when you came down the street to this place.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:08pm
ditty wrote: sorry, doll...I just hop back in the tub for a bit longer. I think were just going to change your name to Prunella.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:07pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Your glass is waiting for you. thank you. also, if i got trouble with someone, who do i see? who's the "fixer"?

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:06pm
lily34 wrote: keeryst on a cracker. is it wine-thirty yet? i'm having a day. Your glass is waiting for you.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:04pm
RASPUTIN wrote: you're dripping on my lizard skin boots. sorry, doll...I just hop back in the tub for a bit longer.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:03pm
keeryst on a cracker. is it wine-thirty yet? i'm having a day.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 12:00pm
ditty wrote: welcome back to work! you're dripping on my lizard skin boots.

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 11:58am

RASPUTIN wrote:

*walks in and smacks Sird on one of the big floppy dragon ears* The rest of the beers are in the walk-in behind the wine racks, ya dumb oversized iguana. Geez, don't panic the crew. God I hate those blood draw days when you can't eat before you go to the doctor's office. I'm friggin' starving. *grabs Red's cheeseburger and takes a giant bite* *washes it down with what ever was left in that mug ditty is drinking out of* *whew* Better. Much better. Now, who was the last one to fill up the popcorn popper? That thing is packed to the max and the first person to open that door is going to set of an Orville Redenbacher avalanche. I ordered fifteen cases of dragon pewter mugs and figure old hammer claw Red can do the name etching for us. And for Christ's sake will someone please get a mop and soak up all the water where ditty gets in and out of the hot tub to pee. Somebody's gonna break their neck over there. Here's your stack of stuffers boss, make Sird work the door tonight and he can give the guys change for their twenties when they come in. Please, no jiggling till show time. *finishes off Red's cheeseburger in one bite*

welcome back to work!

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Posted: Feb 28, 2013 - 11:55am

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