RASPUTIN wrote:
 

Whut up, Chuck?

*door opens* “creeeeeeeeeeek” *sniff*sniff*
Holy screaming eagle shit.  What is that SMELL?
*SLAM*

ok p you can take the rest of the morning off

and i'll take it from here

 triskele wrote: 

ok, but it must be gently harvested virgin veal wagyu sushi grade possum

 miamizsun wrote: 
but we have fresh, baby possum this week!

may i get a coffee please?

and tell chef red i'll have one of his dragon offal omelettes 

hold the possum and the tofu

 miamizsun wrote: 

 triskele wrote: 
sure

for you...anything peaceful

just ask

 miamizsun wrote: 
while you're at it, would you please crisp up this creme brulee?

good morning

raw bacon and coffee with c-8 please

please pass me that blowtorch and those goggles

All is quiet at the Roost this morning.  There will be breakfast burritos, eventually (h/t to BHD)

 miamizsun wrote: 
That was a dragon joke, we breathe fire remember? 

 sirdroseph wrote: 

i'm also guessing the lady dragon has a no smoking policy

if a dragon is going to fire up - go outside

 miamizsun wrote: 
As long as it is fire proof. This is essential for us dragons.

 sirdroseph wrote: 
i'm guessing the dragon is opting for adobe

 triskele wrote: 
Get a metal one if you can!

 triskele wrote: 
i'm getting one too  

except it's coming directly out of my pocket

The Roost is getting a new roof, paid for by homeowner's insurance!  Our roofing contractor said it could happen..... any time this summer..... if it would only stop raining.....

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Yeah, it's not a good way to wake up at 11 pm.

Oh and we found out this morning that the fast moving tornado barely jumped over us.  It was near by on both sides, but seems to have lifted over our neighborhood.  It was a little one, so the damage it caused in OKC metro was minor.

The same storm produced multiple twisters, though, and before it got to us, out west of here, it killed people.   

 triskele wrote:
 

Ooh. I don't think I'd like the sirens.