mzpro5 wrote: 
I know, right?

 triskele wrote: 
You don't have your bumbershoot with you?

 oldslabsides wrote: 
  And the thing it, it should be so simple but it's not. There are only so many fails you can do before you run out of things to try and have to start a new round of the same failed attempts to do the impossible.
  Fail #3 is put too much downward pressure on a bowl trying to start the seal, tipping it and causing about 20% spillage. That one is good for once every month or so.

When I get off work today, I'll have to walk in the rain to get to my car in order to drive to my house to make dinner— how's that one?!

 triskele wrote: 
Rake them into a giant pile, jump in them several times and throw them at Shlabs, then walk away and let them blow into your neighbor's yard.

Snickers or ice cream?

 bokey wrote: 
Oh, I hate that stuff.  Evil.  It's evil.

 hippiechick wrote: 
Yeah and that end gets caught and you start unrolling a piece that just gets narrower and narrower?

 triskele wrote: 
We live in Oklahoma: we let them blow into the neighbor's yard.

 hippiechick wrote: 
It's in cahoots with the Saran Wrap that sticks to itself before it arrives at its intended destination.

The conundrum caused by autumn leaves: rake them? Do not rake them?

Don't you hate it when the aluminum foil doesn't unroll properly?

My time off work for the holiday can't start soon enough.

 Antigone wrote: 
I'll let you borrow my umbrella, but don't get it wet.

I don't want my new boots to get wet in the rain.

I don't know how I'm going to fit a turkey into my fridge.

I can't decide what to serve tonight, left over chicken or steak.

Can't get the tab icon to update for my internet radio site.

 oldslabsides wrote: 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 


my favorite internet radio station plays too much Pink Floyd.