Antigone wrote: 
Is there anyone close that can come sit with you for a while?

Buying a “new” yogurt at the grocery store, because it was cheaper and organic, and realizing when you get home that it’s NOT Greek yogurt. 

Put a two way valve on an outdoor tap so I could hook up the hand sprayer hose and a sprinkler. Cool, now I don't need to turn off the water at the tap. So I was filling the horse water from another two way tap and when I turned it off the valve by the hand sprayer exploded. Remind self to look up prevention of water-hammer. 

 Antigone wrote: 
No tip helps as well.

Having to wash my hair when I get home from the hairdresser, because I can't convince him NOT to use so much/any product on my hair!

At the fountain pop dispenser where you push a button to choose your Coke and the machine shoots the syrup and fizzy water thru the same spigot where the last guy got grape or tahitian punch or some shit.

 ScottN wrote: 
FTFY

 Steely_D wrote: 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Heating element...not heating :-). Was debating whether to disassemble and troubleshoot (the mo-fo is Italian.  I have no manual).  Ordered a stovetop from Amazon to calm myself.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 

Just got a not-so-great bagel at the airport before my flight. Decent coffee though.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Espressing itself.

 islander wrote: 
I would but I didn't buy enough cremora.

 islander wrote: 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote: 
Working. Damn man, have some coffee before you start addressing the first world's problems. 

 ScottN wrote: 
What's it (not) doing?

The twenty year old espresso machine in my kitchen has stopped working.
Prolly forever.

my XP puter will finally have the correct time in a couple of hours.

a/c on the fritz here at work

entire building is moist

 Antigone wrote: 
Lastpass
but don't forget THAT one