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Skaterella
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Jul 5, 2011 - 1:56pm |
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JrzyTmata wrote: I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning. i liked that too. she hears a shot gun blast & some screaming but figures, how bad could it be?
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Skaterella
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Jul 5, 2011 - 1:55pm |
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meower wrote:Stoopit kids:
My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july 14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones, nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But it really scared me so i did it just to be sure
if i get murdered in a particularly gruesome fashion, i'm blaming you—cause I read this & have no intention of re-posting it!!
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jul 5, 2011 - 7:54am |
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JrzyTmata wrote: I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning. she was trying to sleep - damn kids!
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JrzyTmata
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Jul 5, 2011 - 7:52am |
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meower wrote:Stoopit kids:
My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july 14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones, nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But it really scared me so i did it just to be sure
I like this part. mom couldn't be bothered to check on her before morning.
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jul 5, 2011 - 7:42am |
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meower wrote:Stoopit kids:
My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july 14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones, nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But it really scared me so i did it just to be sure
internet chain letter.
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meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Jul 5, 2011 - 7:40am |
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Stoopit kids:
My name is jerry. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered july 14th with my fathers shotgun ........ And butcher knife. If You dont post this on 20 other pages i will come to Your house in the middle of the night and kill You with my fathers shotgun and butcher k........................nife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me - maria marshall, pelham, texas 1998, was showing and went to bed right after found dead the next morning. - keisha jones, nashville, tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream found laying on floor next morning. - omar wilkionsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? Trust me i did not want to paste this. But it really scared me so i did it just to be sure
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K_Love
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Jun 29, 2011 - 10:47am |
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From one of my friends: Sometimes, when I am really bored, I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
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Skaterella
Location: jrzy Gender:
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Jun 23, 2011 - 11:07pm |
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Alexandra wrote:"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?" Poor Tracie.
at least he asked first...
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starcloud
Location: Geo Update: 35.568622, -121.10409 you're close enough Gender:
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Jun 23, 2011 - 8:24pm |
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blank_ "is about to give her pillow some head and her sheets some booty...lmao...goodnight fb :) "
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jun 23, 2011 - 6:42am |
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beamends wrote: So you're not supposed to pee out of hotel windows?
Oops.
Just make sure there is no one standing underneath. Or is that the fun?
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beamends
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Jun 23, 2011 - 6:40am |
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Alexandra wrote:"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?" Poor Tracie.
So you're not supposed to pee out of hotel windows? Oops.
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hippiechick
Location: topsy turvy land Gender:
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Jun 23, 2011 - 6:10am |
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Alexandra wrote:"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?" Poor Tracie.
That's a boy for ya
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jun 23, 2011 - 6:09am |
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Alexandra wrote:"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?" Poor Tracie.
perhaps letting the kid watch jackass movies wasn't the finest example of good parenting.
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Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
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Jun 23, 2011 - 6:07am |
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"One of my sons just asked if he could "pee out of the hotel window." Where did I go wrong? How did this happen?" Poor Tracie.
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Steve
Location: Around My Corner... and Up Yours Gender:
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Jun 18, 2011 - 8:18am |
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K_Love
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Jun 18, 2011 - 8:16am |
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Yibbyl
Location: Gaäd only knows Gender:
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Jun 16, 2011 - 9:15pm |
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dmax wrote:Re-posted stuff. Lots of painful stuff.
I can fix that. When's hunting season start?
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Leslie
Location: Antioch, CA Gender:
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Jun 16, 2011 - 8:56pm |
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ScottFromWyoming wrote:4 Hours ago: Cut myself making Inuit hunting village diorama for daughter's 2nd grade project. Will earn Father's Day coffee in bed 3 Hours ago: Our daughter's class project Inuit village sure looks a lot like the streets around Wrigley Field
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ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
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Jun 16, 2011 - 8:19pm |
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4 Hours ago: Cut myself making Inuit hunting village diorama for daughter's 2nd grade project. Will earn Father's Day coffee in bed 3 Hours ago: Our daughter's class project Inuit village sure looks a lot like the streets around Wrigley Field
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Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
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Jun 10, 2011 - 11:55am |
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Manbird wrote:
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