I hear they're making a movie about the life of Orson Welles. Whoever they get should have a little Oliver Platinum to pull it off.

 trekhead wrote: 
That's way across the universe though.

 Manbird wrote: 
Remember, its always worse in the Dakotas.

My one friend joined a snake-cult, they taught him how to bow down in front of serpents, now he will kneal,asp 'n all.

 trekhead wrote: 
I know. I read the news today. Oh boy. 

I was gonna do some kitchen cleaning but my mop top broke!

I want to paint my walls, something greenish/ ochre, maybe a Yellow-*sub* Marine Blue kinda shade.

 oldviolin wrote: 
Run for your life, nowhere man is here!

P.S. - I love you

 cookinlover wrote: 
Hey, Bulldog, you're gonna lose that girl if you don't stop wearing those glass onions eight days a week...

 rachlan wrote: 
I'm not entirely sure, but we can work it out.

 cookinlover wrote: 
how do you know he didn't?

 hippiechick wrote: 
Why didn't he do it in the road?

 hippiechick wrote: 
Whatever you do, don't go into a "taxi" mode.

 oldviolin wrote: 

My friend Russell tried to escape from prison. I told him ,"Don't go over the wall,Russ!"

If something is no longer sinking is it still sunking?

Do you want to know a secret? Eleanor Rigby has the devil in her heart. Dr. Roberts said Good Morning! Good Morning! and she replied, Happiness is a warm gun! He told her to get back, but she said "Come and get it!" See, everyone has something to hide except for me and my monkey.

 buzz wrote: 
Sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down.

 oldviolin wrote: 
i dont want to spoil the party

 trekhead wrote: 
I'm not trying to hear that here, there, or anywhere...much less everywhere.